SATURN:
THE PROFESSIONAL HOMEWRECKER
Saturns Story:
Being a homewrecker is a tough job. I mean, you obviously have to have
some knowledge on the family and how it works. Saturn is A
LOSER. Just because he wasn't getting attention
doesn't mean that he has to break up a "happy family" ....LODI was ALWAYS
happy. Saturn, you are a fanny pack
loving, bandana
wearing, fool.
How could you be so selfish? Raven was good to you and the flock.
YOU don't know love if it hit you over the head! Granted, Raven had some
bad days and the family was slightly disfunctional, but what family isn't?
Listen, you couldn't even beat Mortis, and that was the only thing he has
ever asked of you. Ooohhhh Saturn, Saturn, Saturn, Saturn. You imbisle.
but you know what?....RAVEN
DOESN'T MIND AND YOU
DON'T MATTER!
We have taken much deliberation and realized that Saturn is one of the best professional wrestlers out there.
SO, HERE IS HIS BIO!
Name: Perry Satullo
Height:5'10"
Weight:234 lbs
Date of Birth: 1967
Place of Birth: Cleveland, OH
Finisher: Rings of Saturn, Death Valley Driver
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