The
Creed of Royalty
or,
How to Join the Deli Kingz
Not just anyone
has what it takes to be that special breed of driver known as a Deli King.
Those who do follow a few simple rules:
1. Thou
shalt not hack. Ever.
'Nuff said.
2. Thou
shalt respect your fellow players.
Unless they're hacked. Then you whip their
asses and show them the door.
3. Thou
shalt come to the aid of newbies in trouble.
Unfortunately, not everyone is
blessed with the knowledge of how to kill hacks. It is up to us to
enlighten them and
dispatch hackers who rudely invade no hack games.
4. Thou
shalt have fun at all times.
The Golden Rule of the Deli Kingz.
If you think
you have what it takes to be a Deli King, contact The Beast at ICQ #6000685,
or Ultra Eden at ICQ #9994454, or by e-mailing the_beast@oocities.com,
or ULTI2A@aol.com.
Hack
Busting Ettiquette
In order to maintain
good standing with the community to whom the Deli Kingz are dedicated,
we ask that all of our members abide by a few general guidelines if they
feel that they must enter a hack game. First, check the name list
of any hack game before entering it. If a known cheater (cheater
being someone known to bring hacks into non-hack games) is not present,
don't go into the game and start insulting people. We have no problem
with those who want to hack in hack-friendly games. Some of them
are actually quite cool people; I point to Deadman, Roadtoad, and Madcow
as examples. Second, if a cheater is present, immediately inform
the channel who you're after and why. Most of the cool hacks hate
cheaters as much as we do, and many of them will stand out of the way and
sometimes even assist in humiliating a known cheater. Also, try to
avoid insulting hackers in general. In fact, try to avoid out-and-out
name calling at all. Remember that you represent your gang and the
non-hack community in general. Don't just sit back and take whatever
ridicule a hack tries to hand down, but don't sink to their level either;
rather, use your own wit and show their true stupidity to all who are present
in your game. These children hate to be shown up; many a hack has
bit the dust after being exposed as a fool. Finally, don't be afraid
of hackers in general. Be nice to them unless they've shown that
they deserve otherwise; many of them are very nice people who can be fun
to play with as a challenge. Don't be a "hackist", fight the immature
individuals, not the entire group.