BEACHBUM'z Games For
The Mentally Impaired


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Do you marvel at just how smart Cliff Clavine is? Does Homer Simpson mentally challenge you? Are Beavis and Butthead your intellectual superiors?

Are you tired of feeling inept when watching Jeopardy? Can't quite figure out those puzzles on Wheel Of Fortune? Can't exactly comprehend the concept of Pin The Tail On The Donkey?

If you answered yes to these questions, then you are indeed mentally impaired. And being mentally impaired, I'm sure you've never won at a game before in your life. As a public service to the mentally impaird viewers of BEACHBUM'z World (tm), I've created a few games that even a person with the I.Q. of a rock could win at. Pick a game...any game. I'm sure after you play these games, you'll feel like Albert Einstein.

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