Mr. Hankey is the miraculuous feces that was given life by Santa.  His sole purpose for existence is to bring smiles to the faces of Jewish boys and girls around the world because they don't celebrate Christmas, the most kick-ass holdiay of the year.

    The legend of Mr. Hankey has been around for a long, long time.  Stories of danicing and singing poop had been spread all across Europe in the 1930's and 40's.  Up until now his true identity had been a secret to Jewish families.  With his performance on South Park, Mr. Hankey has taken on a new role of being a marketable character.  Everyone loves the talking piece of crap that brings joy now to all walks of life.  At first, it might seem weird, but soon you'll love to hear the tales of Mr. Hankey: the Christmas Poo.