Giles wavs from Buffy - I Robot, you Jane
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Oh, ah, I, ah, haven't gone through the new arrivals put it in that pile(66k)
When I've examined it you can... skim it (58k)
Ms.C: Oh, I know our ways are strange to you, ...with 3 whole years to spare (68k)
Ms. Calendar, I'm sure your computer science class is fascinating, ...slave to the idiot box (103k)
I still prefer a good book (18k)
That is a fact that I regard with genuine horror (31k)
I'm just going to clean up a little, I'll be back in the Middle Ages. Ms.C: Did you ever leave? (65k)
Those boys aren't sparklingly normal as it is (25k)
I really don't know how to advise you (20k)
Things involving the computer fill me with a child-like terror (37k)
Things involving ... now if it were a nice ogre or some such I'd be more in my element (73k)
I suppose you could tail Dave, see if he's up to something (43k)
What was the name of this place? (15k)
It's just somewhat unprecidented (29k)
We still don't know an enormous amount (26k)
Whatever is going on there may be on the up and out (26k)
Buffy: My spider sense is tingling. Giles: Your spider sense? B:Pop culture, sorry (67k)
Yes, well, short of breaking into the place...Buffy: Breaking in, then this is a plan (58k)
A moment please of quiet reflection (29k)
I did not suggest that you enter the data into the file....title as well as author (89k)
I'm still sorting through the chaos you left behind you (29k)
We'll continue this conversation at another time (30k)
Ms.C: You're a snob. Giles: I am no such thing. Ms.C: Oh, you are a big snob. (50k)
I am no such thing (16k)
Nonsense! (18k)
I simply don't adhere to a knee jerk assumption that because something is new, it's better (55k)
A society in which human interaction is all but obsolete, ...... thank you, I'll pass (111k)
Thank you, I'll pass (41k)
These musty old books have a great deal more to say than any of your fabulous web pages (76k)
Yes, I imagine that's what it is (36k)
It's been so nice talking to you (32k)
Must do it again some time. Bye now (46k)
She was only grounded for a moment (17k)
Still, if you'd been anyone but the Slayer (30k)
I think perhaps I do (34k)
Does this look familiar to either of you? (31k)
In the Dark Ages, souls of demons were sometimes trapped in certain volumes, ... aloud (108k)
Unless I'm mistaken, this is Moloch, the corruptor (44k)
Unless I'm mistaken, this is Moloch, the corruptor, .....impressionable minds (134k)
Who knows how many others (12k)
Not anymore (26k)
I didn't read it (16k)
That dreadful Calendar woman found it, and it was already blank (39k)
I don't know who could have read that book, it wasn't even in English (31k)
In a pile with others that were scanned (39k)
The scanner read the book (20k)
It brought Moloch out as information to be absorbed (58k)
He's everywhere (19k)
Willow scanned him into her file, it may be a futile gesture but I suggest we delete it (79k)
It may be a futile gesture but I suggest we delete it (52k)
This is very bad (17k)
Randomise traffic signals (26k)
Destroy the world's economy (18k)
All right, your's was best (19k)
What did you find? (19k)
I have records of the ceremonies but that's for a creature of the flesh (48k)
This could be something completely different (23k)
Even if she could, how am I going to convince her that there's a demon on the internet? (37k)
Thank you for coming (23k)
I need your help (10k)
I need you to believe something that you may not want to (47k)
Ah, there's something's got... inside, uhm (64k)
There's a demon on the internet (35k)
You already know, how exactly is that? (46k)
Ms.C: You should see the bones I've been casting (20k)
Ms.C:I knew this would happen sooner or later (24k)
It's Moloch (14k)
You don't seem exactly surprised (36k)
Who are you? (14k)
Ms.C: I teach computer science at the local High School (30k)
A profession that hardly lends itself to the casting of bones (31k)
Ms.C: The divine exists in cyberspace, same as out here (29k)
Are you a witch? (20k)
Technopagan is the term, there are more of us than you think (60k)
Well then, you can definitely help me (48k)
What's in cyberspace at the moment is less than divine (52k)
I have the binding rituals at hand, but I'm completely out of my idiom (41k)
He was, scanned is the term, I believe (44k)
Where are you? (14k)
Ms. Calendar and I are working to get Moloch off line (32k)
Form a circle, but there's only two of us, that's really more of a line (42k)
Won't Moloch just shut you down? (18k)
Hoping and betting, that's what we've got (21k)
Couldn't you just stop Moloch by entering some computer virus? (54k)
Ms.C: You've seen way too many movies (20k)
By the power of the divine, by the essence of the word, I command you (91k)
I command you! (23k)
Kayless, with a K (18k)
Demon Come! (31k)
He's not in the book (27k)
Ms.C: Well, look who's here (25k)
Ms.C: Welcome to my world, you scared? (38k)
I'm remaining calm, thank you (34k)
I just wanted to return this, I found it among the new books and naturally I thought of you (85k)
Well, I'll see you anon (36k)
Truthfully, I'm even less anxious to be around computers than I used to be (48k)
Ms.C: Honestly, what is it about them that bothers you so much? (37k)
Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is (48k)
A certain flower or a whiff of smoke can bring up experiences long forgotten (67k)
Books smell, musty, and, and rich (60k)
The knowledge gained from a computer..it's there and then it's gone (103k)
If it's to last, then the getting of knowledge should be tangible, it should be...smelly (86k)
Ms.C: Well, you really are an old fashioned boy aren't you? (37k)
I don't dangle a corkscrew from my ear (40k)
Ms.C: That's not where I dangle it (35k)


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