WHO YOU CALLING LUNATIC...

PUNK!

And before I tell you all about Cap'n Veggie, if you find this page a bit too... w h o o s h  for you, you might wanna visit my other page, it makes slightly more sense... it's just some stuff which I happen to find interesting at the moment, and updated quite regularly... if you're interested, that is... anyway, back to Captain Veggie...

What do you mean "who the hell is Captain Vegetable?"!!! He is only the coolest muppet to ever set foot on Sesame Street, and the ultimate idol... my ultimate idol.

What? You don't think you've ever seen him, or even heard of him.  Well let's get one thing straight now: I am not making him up.  Captain Vegetable lives, believe it or not, and for those of you who have no idea, I shower all my sympathy upon you... ahh you poor, poor, deprived people... BUT, there's hope yet! As his faithful Prodigy, I feel that it is my duty to enlighten you on his wonderous deeds and activities.

So, you've seen what he looks like (and isn't the picture great? Follow this link for info on the artist), and you're wondering, what does such a Godly creature do? Well, first of all, he is a fantastic singer... what, laughter? You think I'm lying? Well I assure you, I am not. And don't give me that look.  Look okay, if you're so skeptical, why don't you just click here and listen to him sing for yourself, if that'll satisfy you. 

Anyway, before you got me all worked up, I was telling you about what was great about him, right? Well, apart from his singing, he's just an all around great guy... AND he wears a cape! Oh oh, and he also possesses magical powers, I mean, how many people do you know that can turn a bowl of candy, or a plate of spaghetti into carrots and celery? EXACTLY. So, now are you going to try and tell me that Captain Vegetable's a lunatic? What? Of course! He'd love to have you join his fan club... you wanna e-mail him? Awww... sorry, but he doesn't like to release his e-mail address to strangers, you know with all the cyber-terrorism out there and all... but hey, if you send an e-mail to me, I'll make sure he gets the message... and I might even make him write back (if you're lucky).

*Gasp* did you hear that? That was SPAGGACOM... it sounds like my services are required! Look, I have to go okay, but you, please, feel free to stay and look around... I promise when you leave you'll be just as sane as when you arrived, just try not to stress if things don't make sense... and sign the guestbook?

*POOF*