The Sounds of Frank Costanza
Butt.wav-"'Hey
Braun, Costanza's kickin your butt!"
GetOutta.wav-"Oh,
Get The Hell Outta Here!"
Frank1.wav-
"I Dont Know Anything About Cooking!"
Frank2.wav-
"This Is Frank Costanza, You Think You Can Keep Us Out Of Florida, We're
Moving In Lock Stock And Barrel. We're Gonna Be In The Pool, We're
Gonna Be In The ClubHouse, We're Gonna Be All Over That Shuffle Board Court,
And I Dare You To Keep Me Out!"
Bus.wav-
'Two Months Ago, I Saw A Provocative Movie On Cable TV, It Was Called The
Net With That Girl From The Bus."
Chickenfr.wav-
"Let Me Understand, You Got The Hen, The Chicken, And The Rooster, The
Rooster Goes With The Chicken, So Who's Having Sex With The Hen? Somethins'
Missin! (somethin's missin alright)(theyre all chickens the rooster has
sex with all of them) That's Perverse!
Clothes.wav-
"Where The Hell Are My Clothes, I Love Those Clothes!"
Vacation.wav-
"Well Lets Forget About It, We're Going On A Beautiful Vacation, Your Mother
And I Are Planning On Taking A Cruise, ..."
Hoochi3.wav-
"Hootchie Mama!"
Rumble.wav-
"Lets Rumble!"
Serenity2.wav-
"....Serenity Now!.....Will You Take Good Care Of Her For Me?"
Serenity3.wav-
"...Costanza You Won The Water Pick.........Oh Yeah Serenity Now!"
Steinkaz.wav-
".....What The Hell Did Trade Jay Buhner For.......You Dont Know What The
Hell youre Doing!"
Tinsel.wav-
"I Find Tinsel Distracting"
Whitehot.wav-
"Costanza Youre WhiteHot!"
Festivus.wav-
"A Festivus For The Rest Of Us"
Festivus1.wav-
The Entire Story Of How Festivus Began When He Reached For The Doll
Findbra.wav-
"How Long Does It Take To Find A Bra? Whats Going On In There? You Ask
Me To Get A Pair Of Underwear, Im Back In Two Seconds!"
Fired.wav-
'Hey Braun, I Got Good News And Bad News, And Theyre Both The Same, Youre
Fired!"
Comment.wav-
"They Made A Derogatory Comment About Me"
Country.wav-
"Between you And Me I Think Your Country Is Placing Alot Of Importance
On Shoe Removal"
Cruise.wav-
"I Admire Morty And Helen Going To France, We Should Take A Trip, Maybe
A Cruise"
DearFriends.wav-
"They're Not Coming? (no they had plans) (how could they have plans)What
Difference Does It Make They Wouldnt Lie To Us, Theyre Our Dear Friends"
Infestation.wav-
"(maybe it was a mouse) Ok Thats It We're Movin, I Will Not Tolerate Infestation!"
Kim.wav-
"(franklin?).........KIM?"
Kindaguy.wav-
"Her Father Would Look At Me And Say...Ono,Kynowah,Sheyuh...Which Means
This Guy, This Is Not My Kinda Of Guy"
LikeThat.wav-
"A Raincoat Salesman, I can Buy Em And Sell Em Like That"
Seeus.wav-
"Of Course Theyre Comin, If They Dont Come Tonight They Might Not See Us"
SomeNerve.wav-
"OK Thats It! Negohdeundawah, Wheres My Tail? I Heard Every Word You Said,
Youve Got Some Nerve!"
Squirrels.wav-
"Wait, Is This The Group That Goes Around Mutilating Squirrels?....And
Stay Away From Those Squirrels!"
Treat.wav-
"Ive Never Seen People Treated Like This!"
NEW SOUNDS AS OF 8/18/98
Problems.wav-"'Welcome newcomers.....I got alot of problems with you people....etc."
Billiard.wav-"'(frank you got your own billiard room) Yes Its Uh Uh,What Do You Call It Kramer? (billiard room)No Not The Billiard Room, The Name We Call It The Uhh.. Place To Be!"
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