Best
Served
Cold

CHALLENGE

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Nick: Hey there, and welcome to another 37 Challenge. I'm Nicholas Ball,
and this challenge I've taken it entirely on my own to do this week.
You see, it's come to my attention that some of the more recent
challenges are targeted ...  not so much AGAINST me as, well ...
such examples being "The Lawnmower Men" and "Nick Drinks Motor Oil",
I think you'll have to agree are taking a sort of anti-Nick slant.
And now, I'm going to set the record straight, because ... it's 3:30
in the morning now, I've broken into Tom's house and I'm outside Tom's
room ... with a cricket bat. So, here we go.

(opens door)

Nick: Hey Tom!

Tom: (waking up) Whu -? What th ... a cricket ba-

THUD! WHACK! WHAM! CRACK! More onomatopaeia than you can poke a cricket
bat at!

Nick: (straightens his tie) Well there you have it. This is Nicholas
Ball signing off another successfully completed 37 Challenge!


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