My Sounds

These sounds are not found elsewhere, unless someone copied them to another page without my knowledge.

Go back to my Homepage! If you want to copy these sounds and put them on your page or share them w/friends, please do, but do send me a note. I am just curious about who downloads them and I could link to your page. Let me just say that these sounds are the copyrighted matieral of the respective corporations: The Simpsons: News Corp., Star Trek: Viacom, Inc. Note: I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILTY FOR THE QUALITY OF THESE SOUNDS NOR DO I TAKE RESPONSIBILTY FOR WHATEVER OCCURS TO YOUR SYSTEM IF YOU DOWNLOAD THESE SOUNDS. DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOU AGREE TO THIS STATEMENT IF YOU DOWNLOAD THEM. ALL ARE IN .RM (Real Media) FORMAT! PLEASE GET THE Real Player!

That said: ENJOY THEM!

The Simpsons

1. Simp1.rm (38 KB)- Lisa and Bart pester Homer to get a pool, because they "Have developed a taste for it."

2. Simp2.rm (24 KB)- Homer: "Alright, everbody in the pool." Amish: "Tis a fine barn, but sure it is no pool, English." Homer: "Doh-ith"

3. Simp3.rm (33 KB)- Nelson tells Bart that his epidermis, "his hair," is showing. This causes Bart to lose balance and fall from the treehouse.

4. Simp6.rm (14 KB)- Bart hears a lady scream from Flanders's house.

5. Simp7.rm (44 KB)- Bart wonders if there is any other explanation for Flanders's unusual behaviour. You hear Flanders exclaiming that there is no other explanation. And then he screams, "I'm a mur-dligly-ger."

5. Simp8.wav (24 KB)- Bart hears the Flanders childern asking where their mom is. Flanders: "She's w/ God." Childern: "Yeah! Can we go there too?" Flanders: "Soon enough."

Star Trek

6. Trek1.rm (8 KB)- Lt. Thomas Riker says, "Onscreen." We hear the computer beep.

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