Copyright 1997 by Rob Perry and NorthStarr Productions
All Rights Reserved
FADE IN EXT. HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA - NIGHT - MOONLESS INT. BEVERLY HILLS - PINE TREES - SHADOWS A small size Space Craft is seen in the glow of the downtown Hollywood lights and it seems to have Maneuvering problems. It hovers then dips, then shakes. It finally comes down in a small meadow near Hollywood Reservoir. The red glow of the ship is starting to cool down when a door slides open and a ramp comes out. An English Terrier comes down the ramp and finds a big bush to raise it's leg to. A suited Alien walks down the ramp and stops. The alien sits down and removes his helmet. SUITED ALIEN (NICK) GRAHAM, thanks for giving me that landing. TERRIER (GRAHAM) Your welcome Nick, but you really need more practice. By the way, like I said before you don't have to wear that stupid suit. Nick removes the rest of his suit and relieves himself behind a tree. GRAHAM Can you believe that Earth dogs don't talk? NICK Oh really, so how you gonna find a mate here? GRAHAM I will find the right bitch and teach her the twelve different languages, that I speak. NICK You know GRAY, your lucky, I can barely speak English. GRAHAM Yeah, but I'm four hundred years old. NICK Yeah and I'm thirty-five earth years old. Graham starts smelling some of the bushes and trees and makes funny noises from one too another. GRAHAM (Grinning) So far I have identified, over one hundred bitches, two hundred bastards and six-hundred coyotes. Four hundred and twenty two skunks a Raccoon and Possum. One hundred and twenty thousand human smells, some Native American and some brothers, homeboys and Koreans looks like a very popular place to bring the ladies. NICK (Picking up a Condom) Looks like they had parties here, I found a balloon. GRAY (Grinning) You dumb shit, that's a condom, not a balloon! NICK Yeah, I knew that! So what's the plan Genius? GRAHAM Well, Mr. NICKODEMUS JONES we will rent an apartment in downtown Hollywood then contact your Earth Mother and go from there. NICK So where do we stash our wheels? GRAHAM I think the bottom of Hollywood Lake will do very nicely thank you. NICK Let's do it. IT'S SHOW-TIME. CUT TO: ONE YEAR LATER EXT. HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA - DAY - HEAVY SMOG INT. HOLLYWOOD APARTMENTS SKIP TRACER (AKA NICODEMUS JONES) is laying on his bed talking to his mother in Little Rock Arkansas. He's just started a new job as a Skip Tracer and is trying to rest after a long day. GRAY (GRAHAM WINSTON RAVENSWOOD) wakes up after a day long nap and grins at Skip. GRAY So how much did you get for the gold and Diamonds I gave you? NICK The Pawnbroker would only give me five thousand. I know it wasn't much but that's all he had. GRAY Hell, they were worth four times that amount. NICK (Holding his hand over the mouthpiece) My mom is back from the bathroom. No mom I was talking to myself. GRAY That reminds me, I'll be back, nature calls! SKIP Mom, there's no way I'm going to take him no way! MOTHER (V.O.) He has no family left except you and I. And I'm in a Convalescent home and he sure can't stay here. His mother, your AUNT ANDREA always said "If anything ever happens to me please have Skip take care of DOC". We owe that to her son. Please won't you reconsider? SKIP Mom, the guy is a complete jerk, he makes Forrest GUMP look like Keanu Reeves, I just can't do it. My life is difficult enough without him along for the ride. MOTHER (V.O.) Son, he's your flesh and blood. SKIP No MOM NO. you want me to spell it out for you, N - O NO! MOTHER (V.O.) But son! SKIP But nothing mom. The last time he came out here I lost all my friends, and I have new friends and I don't want to lose them. MOTHER (V.O.) Son, he can't be left alone. When your aunt Andrea died last week, he wanted to climb in the grave with her, and it took five men to pull him out. SKIP No Mom No! MOTHER Son, if that's the way you feel, I understand and I'll call the lawyer and have him change the trust. SKIP TRUST, TRUST what trust mom? MOTHER The living trust your Aunt Andrea left to Doc. A beat. Pause. pause. SKIP Mom are you trying to say she left him some money? MOTHER You know that five acres grandpa left her over in the south part of town, well a developer bought it from her for two hundred thousand. Pause. Are you there son? SKIP Two hundred thousand? MOTHER Yes, son two hundred thousand. Whoever takes Doc, has control of the money. Of course there is also the money she received from her brothers chicken farm that was sold to ZAKY. Let's see, that's in the trust too. I think it's around eight hundred and change. SKIP Eight hundred dollars mom? MOTHER Oh heavens no, eight hundred thousand dollars. SKIP So your saying the Estate is worth around a million? MOTHER A million and change. SKIP Yeah mom, a million and change. Gray struts into the room and jumps up on the bed. MOTHER Look son I think I may be able to get your aunt Dorothy's second husband up in Boston to take care of Doc. SKIP (COUGHING) Mom, for once in my life I'm going to stop thinking of myself and start thinking of my family. I'll have to make some changes in my life, but yes I'll take Doc. Go ahead and send him down. MOTHER Son he left last week. SKIP Last week.......Mom. last week, did he go by stagecoach? MOTHER No, he said he planned to take the train and see the country. SKIP Does he have my address? MOTHER Yes, I gave him your address and he said he would see you in about a week. SKIP Mom, how did you know I would take him? MOTHER SON, MOMMY KNOWS HER BABY BOY, BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD, RIGHT? SKIP Right Mom. MOTHER By the way son, I signed over the trust to you yesterday, so you should be getting all the papers in the mail real soon, Oh yes, and the attorney is transferring all the money into your savings account. Is that ok? SKIP Sure mom, no problem, ...... MOTHER You know you lived with me since you were born and five years ago, when your father took you to his Planet so you could know your other side, you came back changed. SKIP Mom, life is much easier on Mars. You don't have to work and it's just a better life. MOTHER Oh son, one more thing, he needs a wife, so your first priority will be to find one for him, then you can sign over the trust to them when he gets married. Of course minus your ten percent. Are you there? SKIP Yes, mom I'm here. I'll take good care of him. Ok mom, nice talking to you, maybe Doc and I will come out and visit you real soon. MOTHER Oh honey, that would be so nice. bye. SKIP Bye mom. GRAY (Grinning) Looks like you came into some money, hey Mr. Jones? SKIP (Very Happy) HOLY MOLY a million bucks! Skip calls his girl friend, CAMMIE BRANDO a beautiful blond in her early twenties, who's a waitress at one of the local DENNY'S. SKIP Hi baby, it's your lover Boy, yeah who the hell else is your lover boy? CAMMIE (V.O.) Skip I'm broke and I can't loan you any more money. SKIP (upset) Money, did I ask you for money. Look Hon my cousin is coming out from the middle west to live with me for a while and we need to get a bigger place, how about taking off a couple of days from work and help me find a nice place. CAMMIE (V.O.) How much do you want to spend, five hundred or six hundred a month? SKIP How about two thousand a month? CAMMIE (V.O.) (SMILING) Is he rich? SKIP Let's say he's comfortable! CAMMIE (V.O.) I suppose you want me to fix him up with a girlfriend too? SKIP No, he's a little retarded and he can't handle any relationships right now. CAMMIE (V.O.) How retarded is he? SKIP Well you saw Forrest Gump, well he could be his brother, but DOC is larger. CAMMIE (V.O.) Doc, he's a doctor? SKIP No, he's not a doctor, his mother wanted a doctor in the family, so she named him Doc. CAMMIE (V.O.) What's his last name? SKIP His last name (clearing his throat) his last name is GAYE with an E. CAMMIE (V.O.) DOC GAYE, you have to be kidding me. SKIP No, I kid you not. CAMMIE (V.O.) What do you mean he's large. SKIP Large, you know big, ...like fat..... CAMMIE (V.O.) How fat? SKIP What difference does it make how fat. What is this thirty questions, he's my relative! CAMMIE (V.O.) Don't get mad Skip. How old is he? SKIP He's thirty-five going on ten. CAMMIE (V.O.) Oh, I see. SKIP Mom said he will be arriving soon in Los Angeles and I'm suppose to pick him up. Hang on I have another call. (he hits the switch-hook) Hello, Skip..... DOC (V.O.) Hi COUSIN, this is Doc, did your mom call you about me. SKIP Yes, she sure did Doc, good to hear from you. Where you at? DOC (V.O.) I'm at the train station in North Hollywood. SKIP North Hollywood? Why didn't you take it into Hollywood. DOC (V.O.) I thought North Hollywood was a hop skip and a jump from ....Hollywood. SKIP Ok, sit tight, I'll be there in about twenty minutes. Don't talk to anybody just wait for me. (he hits the switch-hook) Hello, CAMMIE, I got to go, see you tonight. Gray, get your leash we have to go pick up my cousin in North Hollywood! GRAY Rock and Roll, I love to ride in your car! CUT TO: EXT. NORTH HOLLYWOOD TRAIN STATION Doc is sitting on a bench dressed like a fresh FORREST GUMP. Tight hi-water pants, plaid shirt with top button buttoned. White sneakers with a base ball cap that says "Little Rock Oinks" and holding a cardboard suitcase with a rope tied around it to keep it from opening. He's about six two and ways about three hundred pounds, blond hair with a cherub look on his face. Three local gang members have just circled him twice and are now staring at him. The leader speaks to him. GANG LEADER Hey "Humpty", where you from man? DOC Are you talking to me? GANGSTER ONE No I'm talking to your mama, yes dummy, I'm talking to you. DOC (SNORT) I'm from LITTLEROCK, why? GANGSTER TWO Your a long way from home Dorothy. DOC You knew my aunt Dorothy? She died last year. GANG LEADER Hey man you're a retard aren't you? GANGSTER TWO Hey Retard! The gang circles him again and now start to get closer. GANGSTER ONE Your a hayseed aren't you ? DOC (Snorting) A hayseed, we raise chickens back home, we don't have time to raise hay. GANGSTER TWO Hey dummy are you making fun of me? Doc, looks at the homeboy and smiles holding his suitcase a little closer. He starts to sweat. DOC (SNORT) My name is DOC GAYE, what's yours. GANG LEADER Doc Gay, you got to be kidding me homes. What's in the suitcase Doc? DOC My change of clothes and a few personal items. GANG LEADER Hey PENDEHO, (dummy), lets see the money? DOC I have my money in my shoe. GANG LEADER In your shoe? DOC Yes, my mom always told me to keep it there so I wouldn't lose it. GANGSTER TWO How much do you have? DOC Over a hundred dollars, why? GANG LEADER Will you loan me a hundred? DOC When will you pay me back? GANG LEADER Two weeks. DOC (SNORT) How will I know where to find you? GANG LEADER Right here man, right here, same time same place. Look if you loan me the money, I'll stop my boys from beating you up. Ok, do we have a deal? DOC (removing his shoe) Ok, but you better pay me back! Doc hands the money to the gang member and looks up to see Skip drive up in his 1956 CHEVY BEL AIR convertible. He stands up and yells at him. DOC I'm here Skip! (waving, he gets up and runs over to the car) Oh, I'm so happy, your here! CUT TO: EXT. HOLLYWOOD FREEWAY HEADING FOR HOLLYWOOD INT. INSIDE THE CONVERTIBLE Skip is driving the car with his left arm on the window sill. Gray is in the back seat with his paws on the back seat looking at a white poodle walking with her owner. Doc is sitting in the middle of the bench seat. Skip makes a face when he sees how close Doc is sitting to him. He reaches over and pushes him over to the other side of the car. SKIP What the hell's wrong with you Doc, why are you sitting so close to me. DOC (snort) It's too windy by the door. SKIP Well, you can't sit that close to me, because people will think were gay! DOC (snort) I'm GAYE, DOC GAYE, that's my name. SKIP You dummy, gay like Homo-sexual! DOC You mean sissy? SKIP How about a big dumb sissy..... DOC Oh, you mean, a boy that likes other boys? SKIP Right, a big sissy! DOC (snort) But I love you Skip, I always have! You're my favorite cousin! SKIP That's a different kind of love, dummy! Doc sees a low rider pull up next to him and four HOME-BOYS start yelling and laughing at him. HOMEBOY ONE Hey sweet things, we have something for you. One of the homeboys pulls down his pants and moons Skip and Doc. HOMEBOY TWO Yelling, hey girls, follow us to a party! SKIP (GIVING THEM THE BIRD) Watch me lose them! DOC (snorting and drooling) I think you made them mad Skip, the guy in the back seat is pointing a gun at us. Skip guns the car and starts weaving in and out of the cars but the home boys are still in hot pursuit. SKIP I don't believe it, your only in town for ten minutes and now I have all the Hispanic brothers hot on my ass! DOC They're my friends, (snorting and drooling) I loaned them money, they just don't like you! Skip maneuvers the car over to the outside lane and sees a California Highway Patrol (CHP) giving a ticket, he honks the car and gives the bird to the cop! DOC (Shouting) Why do you give the finger to all the guys that have guns! The CHP officer jumps on his motorcycle and starts after Skip, with lights and siren on. SKIP This has got to be a world record day for me, the homeboys and the cops after me all in the same day! (pushing Doc over again) And a dumb shit cousin sitting next to me. Will you god damn move over! DOC (snorting and drooling) Are they going to shoot at us? SKIP I don't know dingo, why don't you ask them? DOC (looking over his shoulder) You better pull over the cop really looks mad. The home-boys just took the last off-ramp, hey they are waving at me! (Doc waves back at them) SKIP (more upset) What are you doing , you dummy, why don't you just blow them a kiss. DOC (snorting) They're my friends, I loaned them money. SKIP (VERY UPSET) YOU LOANED THEM MONEY? GRAY You loaned them money? DOC (swings around and looks at Gray) I didn't know your dog could talk? SKIP I didn't either! DOC I loaned some money to my new home boy friends back at the train station. They are paying me back in two weeks! SKIP (sarcastic) Yeah right, and do you get to feed the rabbits too, right George! Skip has pulled over to the side of the freeway as far as he can and the CHP officer parks his motorcycle and walks over to his car. OFFICER (removing his glasses) Going for a nice ride, hey boys? Do you know what the penalty is for giving the bird to a California Highway Patrol Officer? DOC (Snorting and Drooling) Shoot us? OFFICER Oh, your hayseed friend can talk? SKIP Yeah, so can my dog Graham! OFFICER Don't get cute. SKIP He's my cousin. Look officer getting your attention was the only way we could get rid of the homeboys who were after us. OFFICER (looking around) What home boys? DOC They were going to shoot Skip! OFFICER I don't see them? DOC They turned off at the last off ramp! A car full of Orientals drive by the CHP officer honking the horn and giving him the bird. OFFICER What is this an epidemic, everyone is giving the bird to the CHP officers? Doc is knocking his knees at a very high rate of speed and the CHP Officer notices it. OFFICER (cont.) (looking at Skip) What the hell's wrong with him? SKIP He has to go to the bathroom. (Looking and pointing over to the side of the road) Is it ok if he goes over there? OFFICER Look, I believe your story, go ahead and take the next off ramp and get him to a toilet. I'll see if I can catch those ORNAMENTALS! The officer runs over to his motorcycle and takes off. SKIP (noticing Doc is sitting next to him again) Can you please stay at that side of the car until we get you to a head? (pushing him over) This just isn't worth it for no amount of money! DOC It was only a hundred dollars. SKIP What was only a hundred dollars? DOC The money I loan to my new Hispanic friends. SKIP I DON'T BELIEVE IT, WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE THE DUMBEST RELATIVES IN THE WORLD! DOC (snorting and drooling) At least I didn't have the gang members and the cops after me! SKIP I must have done something in another life to deserve this. DOC I wish I could of got my moms lucky rock from her when they buried her. SKIP What the hell does that have to do with all this? DOC (snorting) Oh, I was just thinking. SKIP Please don't think anymore. DOC I see a gas station at the bottom of the off-ramp. CUT TO: EXT. OLD BROKEN DOWN GAS STATION Skip pulls up to the station and stops. The station appears empty and there are two young black men sitting on a rubber tire. SKIP (Yelling to them) Hey bro, is the station open? BRO ONE Hello .... you asking me White Boy if the station is open. Do I look like an information booth? SKIP My cousin has to go ..... BRO ONE TWO DOLLAS .... SKIP Two dollars for what? BRO ONE It's usually one dollar but he's the size of two of you white boys! DOC I'll pay it, (handing the money to bro one) Here, now where is it. BRO ONE It's in the back. Doc gets out of the car and walks around the side of the station looking for the rest rooms, but sees nothing. He walks back over to the brothers. DOC I couldn't find it, where is it? BRO ONE Hey ....this isn't Holiday Inn, just go anywhere in the back! SKIP I don't frigging believe this ... Bro two walks over to Skips side and pulls out his knife. He waves it back and forth and nods his head from side to side. BRO TWO Hey, you don't like our accommodations, then go some where else. SKIP (GRABBING HIS CLUB SECURITY LOCK) BACK OFF BRO UNLESS YOU WANT TO JOIN MY CLUB. BRO TWO (acting defiant) Do you think you can hit me with that before I can stick you with this? (waving the knife back and forth) Doc comes walking around from the back of the station and sees Skip being accosted by the young black man. SKIP You bet your sweet ass I can! His friend sees what's happening and he pulls out a black revolver and points it at Skip. Doc walks over and grabs the revolver by the cylinder and holds it. BRO ONE Hey ....let my gun go! Doc twists the gun out of his hand and points it at the one with the knife. DOC Drop the knife or your dead! Both of them start to laugh and fall on the ground laughing, laughing so hard they can't stand up. SKIP What the hells so funny? BRO ONE BRO TWO It's a water gun! Water gun! SKIP Get in the car and let's go! Doc runs over and gets in the car, slams the door closed and yells at Skip. DOC Skip let's go before something else happens! As they pull out with wheels screeching, Skip runs over a bottle. He finds the next on-ramp and gets on the freeway. GRAY Shit that was a close one NICODEMUS! Doc looks strangely at Gray then looks at Skip. DOC How do you do that Skip? EXT. HOLLYWOOD FREEWAY HEADING FOR HOLLYWOOD. Skip drives about two miles and the left front tire blows out. He gets control of the car and pulls over on the outside of the freeway. SKIP (very upset) Well, I guess that just about does it. DOC Pull the hood release and I'll pull up the hood so a tow truck will stop. Skip pulls the hood release and Doc opens the hood. SKIP (putting his face in his hands) I've never had a day this bad in my whole life! A low rider sees the boys in trouble and they slow down and pull over. Skip notices it's the same car that was following them before. SKIP I don't believe it. All four of the home boys get out of the car and walk over to Doc. GANG LEADER Hey cup cakes, you having trouble? Doc notices it's the same low rider that Skip gave the finger to. DOC (pleasant) Hi guys, we blew a tire. The leader sees Skip and grins at Doc. All the homeboys circle Doc and one reaches out and hits him on the top of his head with his fingers. It startles Doc, and he shakes his head. DOC Hey, why did you do that? GANG LEADER I wanted to get your attention homes. GANGSTER TWO Tell your boyfriend to get out of the car. DOC (Yelling at Skip) Skip he wants to talk to you! SKIP (under his breath) I don't frigging believe it, he's only been here a half an hour and this is the second time someone is going to kill me. Skip gets out and walks around the front of the car. SKIP (SMILING) Hi guys! GANG LEADER Hey twinkle toes, why did you give us the finger a few miles back? SKIP I thought you were the guys that ripped off my grandmothers purse at Montgomery Wards last week, and dragged her around the parking lot. GANG LEADER Hey man we don't do old grand ma's, it's not our style. (understanding) Why didn't she just let go of the purse, homes? SKIP She couldn't, she always handcuffs herself to the purse when she goes shopping. GANG LEADER (pity) Hey Homes my hats off to you for having such a tough grandma. (understanding) Did she make it? SKIP No, my cousin here is in town from Little Rock Arkansas to go to her services. GANGSTER TWO Hey bro's, we thought you two guys were Gay , seeing that you two were sitting next to each other. SKIP (looking at Doc) My country cousin is not HEP to that, jazz man. GANG LEADER Ok, tell you what I'm going to do for you guys. Leave the car here, I'll call my uncle and he'll fix the tire and deliver it to your house tonight, ok? DOC Hey that's really nice of you guys, give him your keys Skip! GANGSTER TWO (looking at Skip) Is the registration in your glove box, and is the address current. SKIP Yeah why? The home boy takes a cellular phone out of his jacket pocket and calls his uncle. GANG LEADER Hey UNC, it's CHOPO, yeah hey how you doing? Say can you pick up a 1956 CHEVY BEL AIR at marker four-sixty six on the Hollywood freeway, fix the tire and deliver to the registration address? A beat. COOL ......see ya. SKIP (grateful) Hey thanks a lot man. CHOPO My pleasure, where can we drop you guys off? SKIP We're going to the services tonight with my girlfriend. She works at the Hollywood Denny's. CHOPO No problem, get in my ride man. That's a cool dog you have there my man, what's his name? SKIP His name is Graham. He's an English Terrier. All six of them get in the low rider and speed off. SKIP (V.O.) Holy shit, what have you guys been smoking, rope? CUT TO: INT. DENNY'S RESTAURANT HOLLYWOOD NIGHT Skip introduces Doc to CAMMIE and she's taken their order. Doc has hidden Gray under his large jacket and all you can see is two beady little eyes looking through a large rip. CAMMIE Nice to meet you Doc. I'll place your order and be back in a few. By the way I want you to meet my best girl friend, ROSIE. (she motions to ROSIE to come over) She comes over to their table. ROSIE RUSSO is an attractive full figured young lady in her late twenties. CAMMIE (CONT.) ROSIE, I want you to meet Skip's cousin, Doc. (they shake hands) ROSIE Pleased to meet you Doc. MD or Ph.D.? SKIP No, his mother wanted a Doctor in the family, and being no one in her family ever went beyond High School, she named him Doc! ROSIE Oh I see, well got to go, see ya! As she walks away Doc is staring at her. SKIP (Raising his voice) Hey, why are you staring at her? DOC (startled, but drooling) She's beautiful! SKIP Hey, Hey cool down boy. Don't they have girls in your neighborhood. DOC (Snorting and drooling) Do you think she would marry me? SKIP Stop thinking with your Johnson. When was the last time you got laid? DOC (Didn't understand) What do you mean? SKIP When was the last time you had sex? A beat. Sex with someone else? I'm assuming That you have had sex? GRAY That's personal Skip. DOC (Laughing) How do you do it Skip, I don't even see your lips move, you're really good! SKIP Takes years and years of practice. You're Virgin aren't you? A black guy sitting behind Doc turns around and shows them a watch. BLACK GUY Hello my good men, the name is Brown and gold is my game. I have a genuine Rolex President, solid gold that is, and I can let you have it for say, one thousand. Doc holds the watch and looks closely at the bottom of the face. DOC I'll give you a hundred dollars for it. MR. BROWN Go away fool, this is a real Rolex not a fake Taiwan replica! Mr. Brown takes the watch out of Doc's hand and turns around. SKIP It's not even worth ten dollars. DOC (Snorting) I worked for five years at Berg's Pawn Shop and I know a real Rolex when I see one, that Rolex was real! SKIP (smiling) Doc, I'm impressed. You know you have possibilities. If you want to live with me you'll have to change. DOC Change, be like you? SKIP That would be good. DOC So let's see if I have it right. I act like you and I get to live with you? SKIP It's a start. DOC When do you want me to start? SKIP Start what? DOC Start to act like you? SKIP (smiling) Any time you're ready COUS! Doc removes his glasses, unbuttons his shirt and takes the water glass and pours water into the palm of his hand. He slicks his hair with the water and takes out his comb and combs his hair straight back. ROSIE and CAMMIE come over to their table with the order. Doc gets this devilish look on his face and pinches ROSIE on the butt. ROSIE (looking at Skip) I thought he was harmless? DOC (smiling) Hey beautiful, how about you and I getting together and making some plans about our future! ROSIE (smiling) Any time you're ready BIG BOY! SKIP Calm down, Doc ..... CAMMIE What the hell happened to him? SKIP Too much Ice Tea, he's a diabetic! CAMMIE what time do you get off? CAMMIE I get off in about ten minutes, why? SKIP Doc and I need a ride home. DOC Skip gave his car to the home boys. CAMMIE What home boys? DOC The ones with the guns. SKIP It's a long story, I'll tell you when you get off. CAMMIE Skip, ROSIE is going home with us. CAMMIE goes over and talks to ROSIE and they both look over at Doc. Doc sees it and he moves his eyebrows up and down very quickly, they both smile. Gray, pops his out of the jacket and shakes his head. GRAY Calm down Rover, don't come on to strong or you'll spook her. DOC Damn, how do you do that Skip. I wish I could throw my voice like that! Rosie comes over to their table. ROSIE Cammie will be here in a minute. Doc slides over towards Skip to make room for Rosie to sit down. Unknown to Rosie, Doc has planted his open hand palms up where she will be sitting down. When she sits on his hand he grabs her. Rosie jumps up and smacks him open handed on his head. DOC (laughing) Sorry Rosie, how sloppy of me. ROSIE You better put him on a leash or I'm going to crown him. SKIP (looking at Doc) What the hell's wrong with you dummy? DOC (smiling) I love her! CUT TO:
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