PLANET HELIUM REPORT |
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The Milky Way and the Large and Small Magellanic Clouds from the Southern Hemisphere. Click on Photo for large Image |
REPORT ON ALIEN DATA FOUND
AT MARTIAN ANOMALY ONE |
Released on this date by Bongo A.I.
The MainFrame Artificial Intelligence overseeing the translation of the alien libraries found on Mars has now issued a preliminary report: Biological data summary: a majority of planets with advanced life forms harbor complex oceanic systems and sparse land borne ones. Engineering and Mathematics data found on Mars are deferred and classified.--- Two starships found derelict and partially melted on the surface of Mars do not match Wisenotwise engineering styles... - - - Endit --- |
Selected Comments on Subjects
Listed as First Search: BIGFOOT and SEAMONSTERS ARE EXPLAINED: |
  Observers of the manlike Bigfoot creature
have often remarked on the presence of an electric humming sound. This noise is gone when the wild cryptobeast disappears. Nessie of the Loch is a charmingly small lake monster but out in the oceans of Earth and other watery planets are the real Sea Monsters. Both species are well known Timetravellers. They exploit the protection exceptions inherent in the Fourth Theory of Time. The Wisenotwise of the Planet Helium are fond of cooking shows and theories of time. |
UFOS ARE EXPLAINED |
The
cigarshaped motherships are actually very
complicated crystals.No living beings are on board, however the mental projections of the builders do visit these ships to perform unknown and probably unknowable actions. The Wisenotwise of the Planet Helium have encountered the mental projections of these beings and telepathy being hard can only guess the meaning of the hard and disturbing images directed upon their minds. The conclusion of The Wisest of the Planet Helium is that our galaxy is inhabited by a race of very powerful and very aggressive aliens destined to clash with one of the inexplicable civilizations. Such an event a danger to the minor races dashing among the stars hoping to go unnoticed... Most UFOs are just manmade objects, natural effects of the atmosphere and the plasma classes. The latter range from the electric effect of rock under pressure to the dread.... GHOSTS MANIFEST |
LIFE AND CIVILIZATIONS THE ATLAS OF WORLDS |
It is quite remarkable that The Earth is very different from these "earthlike" planets. The average density is .82 of Earth and the average wind speed is 2.4 times as high. The latter difference attributed to the influence of the Moon. Higher life forms are rare though simple forms are found everywhere. It is obvious that if surface winds average 50 miles per hour a planet will suffer a rate of erosion intense enough to level all mountains in less than geologic time. Evolution reacts to such environments with great vigor. Adaptations and exploitations abound. The planetary "tree" adaptation is a very successfull one. No animals or plants in the Atlas are even close to what we are used to.The fierce winds found on most planets have led life to stay low. Imagine lots of claws and tentacles. The universe is a very dangerous place. Life has been extintuished on many many worlds. Complex forms are rare, but there are non-random forces in play so that larger lifeforms are less uncommon than expected. Explore The Universe! Meet the Powerful. Learn of the Dangerous. View the inexplicable. Click on the Wisenotwise below! Become a Citizen of the Galaxy! |