"I shop more than most women."

"I used to run when I was in high school. I didn't have much choice 'cause I didn't excel at any other sport."

"Sometimes you're with a girl and you don't know what you're going to say, so you say whatever sounds good and usually girls have a really good sensitive side, so you can go mushy on them."

"Before I get serious I'd have to say, 'Look, you better be prepared for me to hop on a flight right now if it's for the good of the band.' If a girl can't respect that then she's not the right one for me."

"I'd like a holiday just for me. I'd go and get in touch with myself-take a swim in 'Lake Me'! Nah, I'm kidding. It'd be cool just to chill out and be totally free with no responsibilities or worries!"

"Music is love, love is music; music is my life and I love my life."

"Bring on the women."

"Except when I'm asleep- Then I'm naked."

"And then we sacrifice a chicken!"

"I stink??? Damn, sorry..."

"Hey, I beeped....and they felt me up with that little thing...it was good."

"See? No wind....LOTS OF WIND!!!....No wind...LOTS OF WIND!!!"

"It's like wearing saran wrap."

"I'm feelin kinda NAUSEOUS." - AJ
"GONNA THROW UP BABY!!!!" - Brian

"I almost lost my pants onstage."