Inversions

we didn't pay him, honest! In an era when clubs are sprouting up all over the country, catering for everything from 70's disco cheese, to the deepest darkest techno it is rare to come across something as refreshing as Foresight.

we didn't pay him, honest! Friday 28th August 1998 will forever be imprinted on my brain, for the simple fact that I caught a glimpse of the future of clubbing. On the strength of a reccomendation from some friends , I made my pilgramage to the Koh-I-Nor in Paisley.

we didn't pay him, honest! I was promised good music, good people and good dancing.

I was not dissapointed.

we didn't pay him, honest! In the age of the bloated, so called super-clubs catering for the loved up masses, Foresight is quite simply fuckin' superb. The first thing that struck me, other than the shockwave of bass thumping from the speakers, was the intimacy of the venue. Like Kylie Minogue, it is small and perfectly formed.

we didn't pay him, honest! This makes for an atmoshere which is more friendly than anything you are likely to experience in the Arches or Sub Club. Don't get me wrong, for the last few years the Sub Club has been my favourite club, scoring high on the atmosphere. Forsight just takes it that one step further. There is no rogue element that you sometimes find in the bigger clubs. The nature of Foresight, with it's reputation spread by word of mouth, seems to have led to a group of extraordinarly like-minded people congregating on the last Friday of every month.

we didn't pay him, honest! Of course, the people wouldn't keep coming back if the music wasn't very good and it is in this respect that Foresight is in a league of its own. There was no fannying about, playing cheesy house until the punters filed in No, this was heaven. The DJ got straight into some top notch Drum'N'Bass, and the night just took off. Every peak was followed by another peak, every song topped by the next. It felt like the dancefloor was feeding off the energy and enthusiasm of the DJ's, who in turn, fed off the energy and enthusiasm of the dancefloor. The result was a constant spiral upwards that left everyone high as kites by 2am.

we didn't pay him, honest! The best barometer of a good night's clubbing is when everyone DEMANDS that more tunes be played at the end.

This was such a night .

we didn't pay him, honest! And when it ended I had a grin the size of a genetically modified bannana, and the brain the texture of a genetically modified bannana. The only bad thing about the night was that it had to end. I know that's a terrible cliche, but it's true. A cliche is only a cliche if it sis empty words. Honestly though, I was as sick as a parrot when it ended. I'd given 110% and was ready for more. Fortunately, I don't have too long to wait. I've cleared every Saturday after the last Friday of every month for the rest of my life, long live Foresight - I'll be there demanding more music for as long as I can talk without dribbling.

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