(A little apology ... the ending on the MIDI isn't the way the song is supposed to be. I'll try to find a better one ... sorry guys!)
the fartman used to be a human being, they say
But he went berserk when they dumped the snow
Down his Mickey Mouse pants one day
The snow was steaming underneath his pants
As he farted all the day
The gases blended into the air
As the snow evaporates
the fartman, he farted an atomic bomb
The toxic gas spreads everywhere
And it tooks some lives along
the fartman knew that he can't stay all day
So he said, "I'll go and I'll have some fun"
Now before I fly away
Down to the village, his farting never stops
Everybody puts on a gas mask
But the plague refused to stop
He marched right down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop
And the traffic cop holds his nose and said,
"Run away, and don't you stop!"
the fartman blew another gigantic fart
And he launched himself into deep space and said
ARRRRRRRRGH MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!
goes "fart fart",
goes "fart fart"
Look at go
goes "fart fart",
goes "fart fart"
Over the hills of snow
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