Last Updated: April 15, 2003
I guess that our war of the embedded correspondents is over, we as
Americans get to gloat over the fact that our $400 billion a year army beat the $4 billion a
year army. That's like the Yankees against the Tigers. Sure they might take a game or two
here and there, but the Yankees are still going to the playoffs and the Tigers are still
going to finish forty games out of first. Now we have to ask ourselves, why did some try and
make this an Islam vs. Christian thing? Number one, we have millions of Muslims in the US,
but they don't give a shit about that. Number two, we had that dumb motherfucker Bush 2 up
there saying that god was with us. That made me cringe every fucking time. Luckily for
American troops, people are smarter than that, and they all realized that we're only over
there for the oil. When people have a choice between a psycho that might kill you at any
second, and a bunch of assholes looking for some shit buried in the ground, it's a pretty
straightforward choice.
I'm getting a little frustrated with the anti-French sentiment that seems
to be floating around. Let it go. They just disagreed with us. Big deal. They're just still
a little bitter over the whole Louisiana Purchase thing. Besides, if we would have had them
over there helping us, we would have had to stop and rescue the motherfuckers everytime some
Iraqi decided to take a shot at them and they surrendered. Can't we all just get along (when
we're not crashing into houses at 100mph)?