well these days just about everyone has a little 'about me' FAQ on their page. but, fuck it...it gets the point across and it kills time
anyways if there is another question you have that isn't answered here or whatever email me and i promise to promptly respond

WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS HOMEPAGE?
because i had a lot of free time at my old work and this occupied some of it, and has now just become habit

I DON'T LIKE YOUR BACKGROUNDS AND/OR TEXT COLOR. THIS PAGE ISN'T VERY CREATIVE
no it isn't. it's on geocities for christ's sake.

ARE YOU REALLY 6'5?
yes

WOW THAT'S TALL
no just everyone else in the world is short

HA HA. YOU DRIVE A GEO METRO?
i get 60 miles to the gallon. it costs 8 bucks to go from bone dry to a full tank. i get gas once every two weeks. bugger off

YOU SURE DO SEEM CYNICAL. WHY ARE YOU SO GRUMPY?
because i'm not a happy smurf. go away

YOU SAY YOU HATE PEOPLE BUT YOU STILL GO OUT
catch 22 isn't it. i sit around my apartment all day bored so go out. then i go out and can't stand the people and want to go back home.
i don't instantly hate individuals on a personal level. i hate people in groups then 2 or 3

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS SATAN CAT THING
he was my cat. he was satan. what's so hard to figure out about this?

ARE YOU AND JESSE DATING?
um, no. i get this question a lot. jesse is very very straight (but not narrow) despite what people seem to think, i do not believe he's an in-the-closet gay who's secretly in love with me. we're friends, nothing more

YOU RIP ON GOTHS A LOT BUT YOU SURE LOOK LIKE ONE
david letterman rips on his network all the time. so do the simpson's. just because you're classified as being part of something doesn't mean you actually are

SO YOU'RE A GOTH THEN
um... no. i don't put enough effort into it. while granted a lot of my opinion and lifestyle traits are consistant with what could be classified as a 'goth' i am so against so many things the subculture as a whole does that i can't be any part of it. i don't like other 'goth' people at all and have no wish to be associated with them. i just dress the way i do because it makes me happy to do so

A LOT OF THIS PAGE SOUNDS LIKE SELF RIGHTEOUS CRAP
yes it does. and yes, it is. don't like it, don't read it

ARE YOU SINGLE?
as of the last update no, finally i'm not anymore

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING THE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU BEING SINGLE IF YOU'RE NOT SINGLE ANYMORE?
um..... don't ask me stupid questions

YOU JUST A LOSER AND CAN'T GET A DATE?
yes

YOU LOOK CUTE THOUGH AND SEEM COOL. WHY ARE YOU STILL SINGLE?
i never go out and don't meet many people. those i do meet usually annoy me and i don't have any interest in them. those who i find interesting usually appeal to one aspect of my personality but they can't handle the others, so they don't like me. from what i understand i'm a total pain in the ass to deal with

ARE YOU SAYING YOU HAVE A MULTIPLE PERSONALITY?
of course i am. everyone does. i have one aspect of my personality that is very analytical, very philisophical, the side of me that ponders the greater meaning of things and comes up with stuff like Infinytism. i have another side (which is usually sugar induced) which is a psychotic mix of beavis & butt-head meet south park. it's simply variations of the same person

THAT DOESN'T SOUND TOO BAD, WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT
i would assume because my mood swings happen incredibly fast, without reason or warning. one minute i'm bouncing off the walls and singing, next minute i'm in a corner smoking and won't talk. that and i never explain myself...i don't feel the need to justify my emotions to others

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