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These real things are commonly known as life. So if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home or at all; and if it offends you, just leave.

Yeah! Bu$h Sucks! Or I like Bush and have a sense of humor!
Fuck you! Bush rules! Get a life!

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Real Disclaimer: "Disclaimer" from www.offspring.com and The Offspring's "Ixnay on the Hombre". Visit the web site and buy the album if you feel like it.