George Starostin's Reviews

THE KINKS

"I'm a twentieth century man, but I don't want to be here"

General Rating: 4

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Introduction

The Kinks were virtually unknown for the most part of the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's. Now, however, every guy on the Web with at least a little knowledge about rock music in general has built 'em a little shrine or two. Nah, let me correct myself: they were not unknown, they were just overshadowed. Whenever they tried something new somebody would always run in front of them and do it (or pretend that he did it) better, and when they finally did something unparalleled - that is, created an absolutely unique musical style which NOBODY could pull off - they were basically written off as dull British pop freaks. Alas, such is life: if you don't follow trends and fashions, don't expect immediate rewards. The Kinks preferred to effectively close their eyes to the Summer of Love, hippies, mysticism and Woodstock, instead concentrating on more humble, grounded subjects, such as afternoon tea, village green, old people taking pictures of each other, and Waterloo sunsets; in return, their records simply didn't sell. But time heals all wounds - and as it turned out, the Kinks' musical legacy has lived up to time. Besides having influenced probably hundreds of artists and bands, Ray and Dave Davies have suddenly been discovered to have written a fairly good amount of truly timeless tunes - even though nobody realised it at the time. But, damn it, an artist needn't be necessarily recognized while still alive...
What distinguishes the Kinks' music from the other typical stuff produced by the British Invasion is certainly the very special way in which Ray Davies writes his compositions. And no matter what genre he prefers - be it early rock'n'roll rip-offs, sweety ballads, clever introspective Brit music, rock opera or heavy metal - he always has his own insignia printed on every song. What you might call it is beyond me. I call it 'childishness'. His elementary chord sequences, sweet soothing voice and funny, but (let's face it) naive lyrics convey this atmosphere of childish delight. That's what helped such a terrible lot of people consider Kinks' music crappy simplistic bullshit; but it also helps their music still stand out proud and loud, with its absolute uniqueness and freshness. Unfortunately, the fact that Ray and Dave stayed together through the 70's and 80's helped somewhat wash up their reputation, but even in that murky epoch they sometimes succeeded - like with Low Budget, for example. Their lack of huge international success and a huge series of so-so products in the Seventies does not allow me to give out a 5 (much as I'd like to), but an overall rating of 4 is not a bad thing either. Another thing is that they have never made a 'proverbially perfect' record: Arthur comes damn close, but it's still flawed (if only they'd substituted 'Young And Innocent Days' for... for... oh wait, let's not skip ahead).
Unfortunately, I haven't yet been able to lay my hands on some of the Kinks' later albums, in fact, the whole 1983-89 period is virtually unknown to me, but God knows I'm trying. In the meantime I try to review what I have (which isn't that little, either: the Kinks might have been one of the most prolific bands of the century).. Oh, if you're not overfamiliar with the Kinks, lemme just tell you they burst out on the scene in 1964 - which is a lil' bit later than the Stones but a lil' bit earlier than the 'Oo - with the following line-up: Ray Davies - rhythm guitar, lead vocals, lead songwriter, too; Dave Davies (younger brother) - lead guitar, sometimes lead vocals (thank God, not too often), sometimes songwriting; Pete Quaife - bass guitar; Mick Avory - drrrrums. Of the latter two, Pete quit the first (by 1970 he was already replaced by John Dalton, who in turn was later replaced by Andy Pyle, who in turn... ah, shucks. You know what I mean. Avory stuck around throughout the 70's, but somewhere around 1984 he called it a day and was replaced by Bob Henrit. Occasional keyboard players also joined the band, like John Gosling in the 70's and Ian Gibbons in the first half of the 80's. But overall it's Ray and Dave that do most of the work and are the biggest Kinks around.
PS. Two more things are mentionable here, both concerning Ray's skills as a lyricist. First of all, he may be the only serious 'no-nonsense' songwriter in rock music. His songs are always straightforward, sometimes to the point of seeming too simplistic; that was just the schtick, though - to show that true art could be different from both the psycho wordgames of Dylan-like songwriters and the majestically pompous, but meaningless phrase combinations of the likes of Pete Sinfield. Second, beginning from Arthur, Ray has devoted his entire self to one subject: the problem of interaction between the individual and society. Individualism is the main theme that runs through a good two-thirds of the entire Kinks' catalogue, whether it be in a serious, contemplative form (Arthur), dressed in black humour (Muswell Hillbillies), or somewhat naive (Ray's mid-Seventies' rock operas). Again, one might find it uninspiring to see the same subject being milked for an endless amount of times (geez, bureaucracy must have really gotten on Ray's nerves), but, on the other hand, this contributes to Ray's image as the greatest humanist in rock'n'roll. True humanism is extremely rare in rock: being humanistic is usually considered either too banal or too unhip. And this also explains why lots of Kinks records didn't sell at all: setting aside the public's interests, Ray just presented his own 'little man's' panorama of ordinary life. Primitive? Banal? Grotesque? Derivative? In a certain sense - yes, although none of these epithets should be taken in a derogatory sense here. But in any case - oh so unique...

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ALBUM REVIEWS 
KINKS

Year Of Release: 1964
Record rating = 4
Overall rating = 8

Your average garage-band album - which is the synonym for 'random crap'.
Best song: YOU REALLY GOT ME, of course - nothing else even comes close.

'Rock bands will come, rock bands will go. But rock'n'roll will go on forever.' This statement certainly applies to the Kinks' debut album - sure enough, there's a lot of rock'n'roll here, but where's the rock band? The songwriting is next to none, and when it's there, it's mostly primitive. The playing is nowhere above average, and when it is, it's Jimmy Page who's playing guitar. The production is murky, too, courtesy of Shel Talmy who is probably one of the two legendary most hated thugs in rock business (together with Allen Klein). In all, this is a fascinating listen.
The problem is - the band was just starting, the producer crammed them with horrible second-rate material, and, first of all, Ray wasn't yet confident in himself. There is one absolute gem here - the rave rocker 'You Really Got Me', often hailed as the first hard rock (read: heavy metal) song. Actually, it was the long-expected hit single that made the Kinks famous overnight - it shot to #1 as an arrow, and the band were rushed into the studio to cash in on its success, just like the Animals were rushed in on the wave of 'House Of The Rising Sun'. Problem is, the Kinks just didn't have the Animals' chops or the Animals' self-assuredness or even anything vaguely approaching the Animals' stunning image: the Kinks were just one of the hundreds of average British rock bands that accidentally happened to fall upon a new, rich, innovative sound. Accidentally, as legend has it that Dave Davies actually hit upon that guitar tone while absentmindedly poking his amplifiers with a needle... heh, heh, heh.
Anyway, 'You Really Got Me' is a hell of a great song. It has a nice, even though primitive, five-note riff - the first heavy riff in history, it builds up well and includes a mad one-string solo by Dave who complemented the grumbling riff by a deserving, chaotic instrumental passage. Oh, where could we be without that needle today? But don't just think of the song as a rough beginning: even today, the riff sounds completely fresh and invigorating, and the song strikes me as far more 'heavy' than ninety percent of these goofy hair metal bands who want so much to sound 'heavy' but sound nothing but miserable. In a certain way, together with 'House Of The Rising Sun', 'You Really Got Me' was the most important number one single of 1964, and the one that really set the things happening... but not on this album, unfortunately.
At least we should praise Ray Davies for including a whopping six original compositions (one in collaboration with Jimmy Page) on the album - at an epoch when even the Stones only dared to include one. Unfortunately, the poor young boy overestimated his forces. The instrumental composition 'Revenge' is ridiculously atrocious; chaotic harmonica lines and boring simplistic riffage don't make a good tune. 'So Mystifying' is never even mentioned by reviewers, and for darn good reasons: it took me some time, but I finally got it - the song's a total rip-off of 'It's All Over Now', a song which Ray certainly heard in the Stones' version and immediately cloned, changing the vocal melody in the chorus a bit (instead of 'it's all over now', they chant 'girl you're so mystifying') and adding banal and generic lyrics. 'Just Can't Go To Sleep' is oversweetened and unbelievably clumsy - dang it, Ray can't even fit his lyrics into the rhythm and has to sing 'every night I just can't go t-sleep'... The harmonica-driven 'I Took My Baby Home' is slightly better; actually, it's a rather nice ditty, with vocal harmonies akin to those of The Animals (I'm referring to the 'whoa-whoa-whoa' refrain, you understand). It still reeks of Herman's Hermits, tho', so the only serious original composition, besides the obvious 'You Really Got Me', is Ray's stuttering ballad 'Stop Your Sobbing' - a true Kinks classic and one of the band's best attempts at imitating the Beatles' sound. Even so, the riff of that one is stolen from Phil Spector (who based about half of his songs on that one).
And the covers? Well, the biggest problem with the covers is that Dave Davies takes lead on too many of them. Now I must say that, while Ray has got one of the most expressive voices in rock music, it took him some time to realize its full potential, and none of these songs are able to woo you with the sheer power of his tone, as would be possible with songs like 'Sunny Afternoon' or 'Autumn Almanac'. Much too often, he sounds bleak and dull. But no matter how bad he sounds on this debut album, the voice of his younger brother makes him comparable to Pavarotti, Shalyapin and Maria Callas all at once. I apologize beforehand, but Dave simply sounds like a rabid alcoholic in between two fits of vomiting. Add to this that the covers of 'Beautiful Delilah', the blues ode 'Long Tall Shorty' and the stupid R'n'B rave-up 'I'm A Lover Not A Fighter' feature some pretty average musicianship, and you'll end up really thinking twice about ever putting this record on. It's all the more amazing how in just a few years Dave would finally master his voice and turn in a few decent performances ('Death Of A Clown', 'Rats', etc.); judging by these tunes, he's totally hopeless.
The cover tunes on which Ray takes lead vocals aren't much better, either. Chuck Berry's 'Too Much Monkey Business' and Slim Harpo's 'Got Love If You Want It' (oops, sorry, that one's sung by Dave, too, only he's not so obnoxious) are okay. Not brilliant by any means - you'd be much better off with the originals, as the Kinks cannot hope to make these songs their own. They are no Stones and they are no Animals. They can't. Please forgive them. They hadn't yet figured out what to do. They were young, exuberant and reckless. They were even given two songs by producer Shel Talmy, one of which sports the title 'Bald Headed Woman', the other of which sports the title 'I've Been Driving On Bald Mountain' and both of which suck ass (sorry; I'm not the one to use rude words all the time, but there are cases where it's impossible to restrain oneself). They made a thoroughly embarrassing record and didn't give a damn. And please don't worry if you don't see it in a record store. The early Kinks market - the real early Kinks market - is in singles.
I recently finally managed to get hold of the recent Rhino re-release - an essential purchase nowadays, as it complements the original album with twelve bonus tracks, almost a mini-LP of its own worth. Unfortunately, first time around these tracks date from some really early sessions and can't serve as a reliable counterpoint for the weak original LP as, say, the essential bonus tracks for Kinda Kinks, so I don't feel it is really necessary to pump up the rating because of them. The two absolutely necessary tracks here are 'It's All Right', the flip side to 'You Really Got Me', and 'All Day And All Of The Night', the successful follow-up single. 'It's All Right' is a groovy, kinda grim rocker with a solid upbeat rhythm, impressive harmonica fills and a cool nasal vocal delivery from Ray, plus there's a trademark chaotic section in the solo and unexpected changes in tempo, making this a somewhat complex composition for this period. And 'All Day And All Of The Night' is basically just an absolute re-write of 'You Really Got Me', clearly oriented on further cashing in on its success: the riff has been increased to nine notes instead of the former four, but all the other things stay in place, including the verse structure (quiet line - loud line with backing vocals - rip-roaring chorus), the obligatory one-string chaotic solo and the abrupt ending. Nevertheless, if you love 'You Really Got Me' (like me) and can't get enough of it, the track is a must.
I also somewhat favour the fast rocker 'I Gotta Move', because I've always loved a simple, memorable, solid acoustic riff propelling a song. And the previously unreleased alternate take on 'Too Much Monkey Business' kicks the original right in the guts - it's at least twice as fast and exciting! Why they didn't put this fast version instead of the slow one totally baffles me, seeing as they don't do that many playing mistakes on the fast take.
The rest is dismissable. There's their first single, a feeble version of 'Long Tall Sally', for some strange reason set to the melody of 'Lucille' - was this a hidden attack on Little Richard indicating that all of his songs are the same? Anyway, they recorded that one in haste after they'd learned of the enormous success the song has gained when popularized by Paul McCartney, but Ray is no Paul when hurling out the vocals, and the single predictably and understandably flopped. Then there are some more early, primitive Beatlesque singles like 'You Still Want Me' and 'You Do Something To Me', plus a late 1964 EP in its entirety. It also sucks in its entirety: the cover of 'Louie Louie' (a song that was next only to 'Too Much Monkey Business' in its British coverage; but why is Davies marked as author in the liner notes?) drags without any energy at all, and tracks like 'I Gotta Go Now', with the title representing the only lyrics throughout, as far as I can remember, or the ridiculous 'Things Are Getting Better', don't do much honour to the Kinks. So sorry. Anyway, pretty few people will argue that twenty-six tracks on an album is worse than fourteen: so if you really really dig early Britpop in its entirety, with its flaws and excesses, feel free to raise the rating of this album as much as you would like to. But don't you dare do this on MY site! This is MY site and I do what I want!.. Oh, but aren't they wonderful, these Rhino people?

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KINDA KINKS

Year Of Release: 1965
Record rating = 7
Overall rating = 11

Ray starts developing his talent, but that's not saying much at this particular point.
Best song: TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU; or SEE MY FRIENDS, if we include the bonus tracks on the new release.

Better. Not a great deal better, but better still. Ray is slowly growing as a songwriter - not to mention that an absolute majority of songs on this album are originals, something that wasn't quite the norm at the beginning of 1965. Also, since they don't have Jimmy Page kicking around anymore, they have no choice but to improve in the playing department: the guitars sound a heck of a lot more interesting and entertaining. At least half the tracks are already pretty much above average, and the ones I like the most are the beautiful ballads 'Tired Of Waiting For You' (their third hit single) and 'Something Better Beginning'. These two songs alone show what a terrific progress Ray's songwriting has made in less than a year's time. They may be underarranged and underproduced, but you can't deny the great melodies... the great childish melodies... wow. Really cool. 'Tired Of Waiting For You', by the way, manages to combine their trademark balladeering with their trademark hard rockin' style - ever noticed that the main riff, around which the Birdsey jangle is based, is just as distorted and fuzzy as the one in 'You Really Got Me'? That's creativity, and there's no denying that. As for 'Something Better Beginning', it's hard to imagine a person that couldn't be wooed over by the gorgeous chorus, as Ray desperately whines 'Is this the start of another heartbreaker or something better beginning?' The rest of the song could never have existed for all I care, but that part is pure early Sixties pop heaven.
What else? Any good news, Mr Postman? Well, I also bring you a great Beatlesque (actually, I feel the main riff is borrowed off 'I Feel Fine', although I hardly could prove that in court) rocker called 'Come On Now', the one where Dave Davies finally squeezes some convincing excitement out of his raspy voices and also gets assistance from weird female backing voices... female? Hmm. Dave also perfects his vocal chords on the hilarious boogie 'Got My Feet On The Ground' which is enjoyable for its highly... err... politicized lyrics. In other words, it's a brawny braggartish ditty which pictures Dave as a self-assured young Mod, quite unlike the future personal songs by brother Ray who would never picture himself as a strong or self-assured person. Basically, that's what makes the difference between the two. And yeah, Dave somehow manages to pull it off decently - unlike the horrendous cover of 'Naggin' Woman' where he sounds one hundred percent akin to a dying junkie, once again; due to his powerful vocal chords, the song ranks among the worst offenders in the entire Kinks' catalog. Yup, worse than 'Beautiful Delilah', even, which at least was FAST. Oh save me save me save me from this squeeze, somebody.
The rest of the album, though, is pretty much the same so-so stuff that clogged Kinks - weak, feeble ballads that sound like fourth-rate parodies on The Beatles. Particularly rotten are the overlong-title ditty 'Nothin' In The World Can Stop Me Worryin' 'Bout That Girl' (Ray's acoustic tribute to Bob Dylan?) and the routine pop filler 'Wonder Where My Baby Is Tonight' and 'You Shouldn't Be Sad'. Berk. Where in the world was quality control, I wonder? Oh, silly me. Quality control was Shel Talmy. 'You Shouldn't Be Sad', in particular, sounds like something a computer might have written after processing half a dozen Beatles tunes, starting with the opening chords that have been taken directly from 'Tell Me Why'; the final result, though, sounds like Herman's Hermits more than the Beatles. The ballads 'So Long' and 'Don't Ever Change' are innocent, primitive Sixties' teenybopper anthems with nothing to redeem them, and the cover of Martha and the Vandellas' 'Dancing In The Street' is totally pointless.
Hey! But boy, do I have some good news for you, though - the Rhino re-release has about ten bonus tracks, and they're for the most part terrific, a huge improvement over the bonus tracks for Kinks. The single cuts 'Everybody's Gonna Be Happy', 'Set Me Free' and 'I Need You' are decent, energetic rockers with quite established melodies, even though the latter is a third (sic!) re-write of 'You Really Got Me'. 'Set Me Free', however, is a dang dang classic, with one of their most effective three-chord riffs ever. Ah, the golden days when you could do anything without having to care about the lyrics... I still count it as their best pure love song, with the closest they ever came to emulating the emotions of a desperate teenager. 'Never Met A Girl Like You Before', while certainly not a classic, has a cool 'yeeeeah' in between the lines which at least makes it memorable; 'Such A Shame' has the greatest dorky melody ever written - pedestrian, primitive and sloppy, but also dark, depressing and oh so impressive; 'A Well Respected Man' is one of the first 'social portraits' which has long since become Ray's know-how; the piano demo of 'I Go To Sleep' is utterly beautiful (sounds like a classical piece more than a pop ballad); 'Don't You Fret' features elements of Who-ish guitar chaos; and, finally, 'See My Friends' is the most sadly overlooked song in the entire Kinks' catalogue. It has serious lyrics, it is embellished by a sitar-imitating guitar (hear that? and no Rubber Soul yet), and it is PSYCHEDELIC! In fact, as far as I know, this is the first psychedelic song ever - and quite authentic at that, as it was inspired by Ray's trip to India, and we sure ain't talkin' no George Harrison here. Why was it so overlooked? When was it released? Where? As a B-side? The bastards! Of course, the recording and buying public were far more keen on having the Kinks pump out endless re-writes of 'You Really Got Me' to satisfy the braindead than to experiment with these strange new dangerous sounds. But time corrects all mistakes, right? Whoever you are, please keep in mind that the first ever psychedelic song was called 'See My Friends' and it was written by the Kinks in the year 1965. Of course, I may be wrong, too, as I'm not Mr Know-All by all counts; if you happen to have met a psychedelic song written earlier than that, feel free to mail me any time of day or night. You'll get a prize!
Well, no. On second thought, I'm too skimpy to get a prize. But at least I'll mention you on this site. Everybody needs recognition. In any case, these bonus cuts are enough to make me upgrade the rating to a 7. A couple duds like 'Wait Till The Summer Comes Along' spoil the picture, so I'm still thinking as to whether I should raise the rating even higher or no. Feel free to do so if you're a rabid fan of early Sixties' quality pop. And whoever you are, try to get the Rhino release at all costs. The 'unbonused' original only gets a 5 at best.

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THE KINK KONTROVERSY

Year Of Release: 1966
Record rating = 6
Overall rating = 10

A marking-time album. If you like the previous two, you'll like this one as well.
Best song: WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD TIMES GONE

Hmmph. With 1966 on the threshold, you'd think the Kinks would already start expanding their sound a big deal and all that. And actually, they did - their next album, work on which would start almost immediately after the release of Kontroversy, would already be the product of quite a different, Brit-poppy band. This is more of a transitional effort, but it's still more in the camp of the early garage-days Kinks, with just a few hardly noticeable hints at big changes to come. As such, the basic essence of the album is the same as that of the previous two: sloppy, barely competent garage rock/pop, with a bunch of rather insecure, self-ripping-off originals and a pair of shakey teenager voices buried deep down in the Shel Talmy mix.
And yet, there are some things about this record that set it significantly apart from the previous ones - in fact, after a certain number of listens I'm easily able to grant it at least a 6 without even having to resort to the help of bonus tracks, like I cheated on Kinda Kinks. What's happened? Well, everything gets a little bit better. For starters, there's but one cover on the album, a vivacious rendition of Sleepy John Estes' 'Milk Cow Blues', and it's easily the greatest Kinks cover ever. Dave takes lead vocals on it, but instead of trying to make it sound pert and macho, he goes for a softer, bluesier delivery that never accentuates his hoarseness. And the guitars suddenly blaze and roar like they've never done before - I can hardly believe that it's really Dave who's throwing out these angry Mike Bloomfield-style licks. I mean, I know he got much better as a guitarist over the years, but could he really smack his instrument so hard by 1966? Wow...
All the other tunes are originals, and the percent of filler is rapidly decreasing. Three or four tunes still annoy the living hell out of me, but the rest ranges from great (a couple more successful singles) to okay or passable. One problem is evident, though, and I'm certain they were able to recognize it themselves. The Kinks weren't really doing the things they were destined to do. Like every young and unexperienced British Invasion band, they were stuck in these primitive, naive 'I-wonder where-my-baby is-tonight' ballads and uninspiring Chuck Berry rip-offs, when they really didn't have the guts to do it. The Stones rocked harder, and the Hollies did 'pure pop' with loads more professionalism; the Kinks still hadn't found a suitable niche for them. This is being made obvious by listening to the record. I mean, I quite enjoy the better material on here, but even listening to such undisputable gems as 'Where Have All The Good Times Gone' or 'I'm On An Island' can't help but make me compare this stuff to the rock/pop of their contemporaries, and the comparison is never in favour of the Kinks.
Still don't believe me? Then take a good listen to the first three originals on the record. 'Ring The Bells' is a sappy, sweety little ballad with little melody whatsoever; the fake sugar in Ray's voice makes it almost painfully unbearable and ridiculously overblown. 'Gotta Get The First Plane Home' is a clumsy, erratic rocker that sounds as if it was produced in a bathroom and has no charm or real energy whatsoever. And 'When I See That Girl Of Mine' follows the line of 'Kinks' Songs Whose Title Says It All': the harmonies are very Hollies-style, but the seams show through on every line, and I can't wait for the song to end to put on some real Hollies, or, hell, even the Beach Boys will do.
It gets better later on, of course. 'Till The End Of The Day' is one of their most fabulous rockers, a highlight of the whole period and a song that's simply dripping with real, unadulterated energy and passion. Don't forget Dave's skilful guitar break, either - he's finally learned to stay away from one-string solos and put more thought into his solos. And 'Where Have All The Good Times Gone', besides its magnificent pounding riff and the Punkish Glory of the simplistic melody, finally gives us the big lyrical breakthrough - together with 'A Well Respected Man', it's Ray's earliest take on griping social commentary, and a thoroughly biting one. How many a teenager was, and is, able to identify with the blistering lines 'Daddy didn't have no toys/Mummy didn't need no boys?'
The lyrical maturation continues on 'I'm On An Island', Ray's first statement of alienation (the second one will soon be met on the far superior 'I'm Not Like Everybody Else') and arguably the best 'pop' number on here, with some touching music hall piano and a funny little rhythm that sways to and fro, just like the waves around the island where Ray is supposed to be staying. Wouldn't feel out of place on Face To Face, for that matter. Dave keeps on maturing as well: his 'I Am Free' features lines like 'my frame of mind tells me that I am free' and 'doors are open wide/No credits to be seen'. The melody is a complete throwaway, of course (essentially it's just a take on the same folkish pattern as used, say, in Simon & Garfunkel's 'Blessed' and probably lots of other folk ditties), but thumbs up for Dave who's finally learned how to control his voice.
The other songs are just okay. 'The World Keeps Going Round' is a bit too lazy to be truly enjoyable, but points the way to the superior material on the next albums; 'It's Too Late', 'What's In Store For Me' and 'You Can't Win' are average 'Beatles-rock' rip-offs all of which share the same 'dum-de-dum-de-dum-de' rhythm pattern, but at least there's nothing particularly shameful or obnoxious about them. It's just that they are all somewhat lifeless in their sameness. Clearly, Ray was not too keen on this kind of material at the time, and the only reason for its existence is the desperate necessity to rush out yet another LP. Blame it on Bald Man Talmy. It's all the more amazing how they would make such a giant leap forward on the next record - even the Beatles never advanced in such astronomic progressions.

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FACE TO FACE

Year Of Release: 1966
Record rating = 9
Overall rating = 13

The first truly timeless Kinks' album, and their first venture into the world of Great Britain.
Best song: SUNNY AFTERNOON

Heigh-ho! This is where The Kinks finally found a niche in which they were going to stay for at least ten years, and speaking frankly, they never ever got out of it totally - even after trading rock operas for heavy metal. The niche was that of a herald of the British empire, and Ray Davies, seeing as there'd been a vacancy or something like that, stepped up to the spot and led his band to explore the territory which had been previously explored by Charles Dickens and Jerome K. Jerome, but hardly by any rock musician. Unfortunately, the period of their huge musical growth also coincided with a steady decline in sales, and there can be no doubt considering the fact that Ray's musical decisions were often influenced by this commercial anti-success. Indeed. from then on The Kinks should probably hold the record for 'the most unsuccessful of all successful rock bands in the world'. Face To Face did chart, as far as I remember; but their obvious 'no' to psychedelia, acid and the groovy vibe in general proved to be fatal by 1967.
Aw, what the fuzz? To hell with it. Fact is, there's fourteen songs on this album, and if they were all great, I'd give this album a 10. Unfortunately, about a fourth part of them suck. The slow ballads 'Fancy' and 'Too Much On My Mind' (the former with its lack of memorable moments and the latter with its swooping and necessarily head-splitting bass line), for one, have never really captured my humble attention, as well as the closing 'I'll Remember'. The few rockers that are inherited directly from the garage period (by 1967 they'd correct this 'stupid mistake') are nice, but not spectacular: 'Party Line' boogies on modestly (the song's most notorious moment comes in the intro which features a ringing telephone for the first time), and 'Holiday In Waikiki' is an obvious rip-off of Chuck Berry's 'You Never Can Tell', even though nobody but me seems to notice. As well as nobody ever notices that the bass riff of 'You're Lookin' Fine' is remarkably similar to the one on 'Hey Bulldog'. Could John have ripped it off? I mean, c'mon - subconsciously? Just like he subconsciously ripped off The Who on 'Dear Prudence'? Eh?
Never mind. Actually, I'm not at all displeased by the Chuck Berry rip-offs and so-so rockers, as they do a nice job of keeping the energy level at a relative high, a thing so badly lacked on their following record. Even so, it's not the rockers, which are already on the way out, but rather the little pictures of ordinary British life that really make this album: the mother lamenting for her long-lost daughter ('Rosie Won't You Please Come Home', one of the most wonderful numbers with Ray singing against a menacing bass line in the refrain), the dandy looking for girls ('Dandy'), the rich ('A House In The Country', 'Most Exclusive Residence For Sale'), the poor ('Sunny Afternoon'), the obscure and mystical ('Little Miss Queen Of Darkness'), and, of course, the weather ('Rainy Day In June'). Out of these, besides 'Rosie', I'd highly recommend 'Rainy Day In June', a slow, moody, threatening epic clearly influenced by Lennon's 'Rain', if only for that lazy, relaxed and simultaneously dark and ominous atmosphere, and nobody should bypass the great sing-along number that is 'Sunny Afternoon', with Ray adopting a sweet, lazy, idle tune which suits the lyrics one hundred percent and certainly transforms the songs into a great anthem of British life.
There's also a serious advance in production values on this record. While the band was still working with Talmy, it's obvious that they were exploring the studio potential with far more zest than ever before: none of the songs sound like they were recorded in a leaking garage, and that's important: for such a 'serious' record the regular sloppy garage-band treatment would simply be a blasphemy. Numerous sound effects, like ringing phones, strikes of lightning, and swimming pool noises make their way on here, and all the instruments sound quite clear and sharp and tasty. Not to mention that the band has booked Nicky Hopkins into the studio, and he adorns many of the numbers with intricate piano and harpsichord parts; his help is so grandiose that Ray even dedicates an entire song to him, the sensitive, socially biting 'A Session Man'.
A very convincing effort, indeed, and one of the most groundbreaking, blatantly 'artistic' rock records of 1966. Note that the album was supposed to be a concept one, with dialogue intermissions and far more sound effects than the actual number; however, the idiotic record company (or was it Mr Shel Talmy?) was against it, so all they have left are the telephone at the beginning of 'Party Line', the rain and thunder on 'Rainy Day In June' and a couple of other things. The bastards! They have deprived the Kinks of their Sgt Pepper! Who knows how rock music could have fared if... ah, forget it. Nobody would buy no stupid 'kinks' anyway. And anyway, this is still a concept album - it has a lot more concept than Sgt Pepper, for that matter. All the more amazing, as the great leap from Kontroversy still remains a mystery to be solved: the Beatles never advanced that fast.
The new Rhino re-release is flabbergastingly great: besides a couple of fillers, it includes such great numbers of the time like the notorious singles 'I'm Not Like Everybody Else' and 'Dead End Street' (the former is the first appearance of self-exaltation on a rock record, the latter sounds like it could have been sung by Mr Alfred Jingle in prison), as well as one of my favourite Kinks songs of all time, 'Mr Pleasant' which is about a dude called Mr Pleasant whose wife goes out with another dude and 'things aren't so pleasant after all'. It has the most jabberwockingly great music hall melody of all time - full of subtle changes of key and charming harmonies, funny and sad at the same time. Rumour hath it that it was a single and it badly flopped. Well, what can I say? People are arguably idiots. ALL people. At least, ALL people who didn't buy that single in 1967. And hey, have you noticed how much Dave Davies' vocals have improved since the early days? When I listen to 'I'm Not Like Everybody Else', I actually like the way he sings: passionately, convincingly, and cleverly concealing the weaknesses of his vocal chords instead of exposing them. Oh, he also takes lead vocals on 'Party Line', and they're tolerable, too. His best hour was yet to come, of course, on the next record.
Note, please, that my rating of 9 relates to the Rhino release. Without the bonus tracks it would only amount to 8 or maybe even 7 - unfortunately, the percent of filler on the original album is that great.

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SOMETHING ELSE BY THE KINKS

Year Of Release: 1967
Record rating = 7
Overall rating = 11

A bit of a smudgy effort, but overall a fine successor to Face To Face. You gotta dig that style!
Best song: WATERLOO SUNSET

People often consider this as the Kinks' finest hour, but me, I must vehemently disagree. This is not the Kinks' finest hour. It's a good album, an essential album, it's an album that presents the Kinks in all their dreamy British glory; and yet, it's worse than Face To Face, in fact. And why? Well - because it sounds boring! Of course, I can't say that about all the songs, but the general atmosphere of the album is so lazy I usually have trouble trying to listen to it to the very end. See, by this point in their career they've abandoned all their pretensions to be a hard-rockin' band, leaving all that stuff to bands like the Stones and the Who, and concentrated entirely on the music-hall Victorian British music. The good side of this is that they're so highly professional and successful in this genre nobody can even come close: the bad side is that they're also starting to lose parts of their originality, repeating the same themes and chords over and over again.
Just see for yourself: for every really good tune on the album you get a duffer or at least what I'd call a duffer. 'David Watts' opens the album on a highly optimistical note, moreover, it is the only real fast song on here (but do not fool yourself: this is NOT rock'n'roll, it's just fast retro piano pop), and you can't help singing along to all those silly 'fa-fa-fa-fa''s. Dave's 'Death Of A Clown' is, I confess, one of his best contributions to the entire catalogue, and he even manages to disguise the poorness of his vocals. But then we go off onto yet another set of Brit characters, just like on Face To Face; this time, however, the accent is mainly made on lyrics and 'concept'. What happened to the memorable melodies? 'No Return', 'Situation Vacant', and 'Funny Face' are all prime filler - neither do they have any memorable hooks nor well-structured and attractive melodies. Okay, after a lot of listens I take it back about 'Situation Vacant' - I at least love these little organ fills functioning as counterpoints to Ray's piercing vocals. But I stand by the statement that 'No Return' is just a sludgey sentimental ballad that hides the total lack of melody behind Ray's vocal charms, while 'Funny Face' may be a complex Dave tune, but it's also an insipid, bland Dave Davies tune. Slightly better are Ray's tale of two confronting sisters and his addiction to five o'clock tea (both 'Two Sisters' and 'Afternoon Tea' at least have a memorable and charming refrain). Dave contributes another weak ballad ('Love Me Till The Sun Shines'), and try as I might, I just can't understand why some critics who diss early Kinks' ballads love this one. Cuz it sounds just like the ones on the first album. In other words, it sucks.
Hey, but calm down! Not all is lost! Ray's totally Anglicized ditties 'Tin Soldier Man' and especially 'Harry Rag' sound great, probably because they are the closest to British folk music on here, and God knows I love good British folk music. The strange martial rhythms on both of these songs, when combined with Ray's biting lyrics ('Harry Rag' seems to be about pot, for instance), produce a really strange, enthralling effect. 'Lazy Old Sun' is a significant half-Brit, half-psychedelic anthem which I just have trouble to listen to because it's so damn slooow and mooooody and booooring (I'd bet you anything this is a good song to listen to when you're stoned). And the final two tracks - the nostalgic, melancholic 'End Of The Season' with French pop influences and the magnificent ballad 'Waterloo Sunset' which pretty much defines the word 'beautiful' (in a way that you can say: 'What is beautiful? Ever heard 'Waterloo Sunset?' That's beautiful for you!') - are a great way to close the album. 'Waterloo Sunset', in fact, has really become an indisputable gauge of gorgeousness for almost anybody who's had the luck to hear it - ???? Wow! Opening and finishing the record on a high note and putting all the filler in between! Now that's the way to make an album!..
Of course, the album is almost unmatched if it's the lyrics, not the actual chords, that you're looking for. Ray's lyrical abilities have fully matured, and, while he'd go on to stun us with his word imagery for at least four or five more years and produce quite a fair share of equally impressive lyrics, he'd never top the great 'portrait gallery' that's hung out within the limits of this record. Teenage ambitions, sufferings of the low-classed, romantic feelings of the simple ordinary people, traditional British values, stereotypic British characters... the lyrics sheet can be a real revelation.
Plus, the Rhino re-release has some cool bonus tracks, most notably the terrific single 'Autumn Almanac' which surprises me as being one of the first multipart compositions (kinda like an abbreviated version of Thick As A Brick or anything like that) where all the parts are great - tight, compact, charming and memorable. Nostalgic, too. British, too. One of their best Brit anthems, no doubt. The other tracks don't rise to that standard, though: there are some mediocre Dave songs like 'Susannah's Still Alive' (they flopped, so he decided not to have a solo career after all, even if he did have such plans at first). 'Act Nice And Gentle' sounds like an outtake from Face To Face, so it's fun, and both 'Wonderboy' and 'Polly' have their moments, but overall the bonuses aren't as strong as the ones on Face To Face or Kinda Kinks. Except for 'Autumn Almanac', of course.

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LIVE AT KELVIN HALL

Year Of Release: 1968
Record rating = 6
Overall rating = 10

Could have been quite entertaining - but what could a live album from the mid-Sixties sound like?
Best song: SUNNY AFTERNOON

The title should suggest that this is a live album - even to the most mentally deficient reader, that is. However, even the most mentally deficient reader could also predict what kind of live album that is, especially if he's heard contemporary efforts like the Stones' Got Live or the Beatles' Hollywood Bowl. The screaming girls constitute the main attraction, and even if they can sometimes transform their chaotic whining into a great sing-along to 'Sunny Afternoon' or a strange 'Happy Birthday To You' (Ray's birthday? Congratulations, Mr Davies!), most of the time they prefer to stick to general hysteria. The actual performance, if listened to with enough care, turns out to be great. Just as Live At Leeds was a hard-rock antidote for the artistic Tommy, this one's a garage-rock antidote for the Dickens-flavoured Face To Face (the performance was recorded well before the release of Something Else). Sure, it does contain 'Sunny Afternoon' and two Brit character descriptions (a good version of 'A Well Respected Man' and an almost unheard 'Dandy'), as well as the lightweight 'I'm On An Island' from Kontroversy. And it's somewhat strange to hear these quiet, psychological tunes, delivered in more or less the same arrangements as the studio originals, performed live amidst a sea of screaming girls. The very idea of the audience going wild and completely off its head to lyrics like 'He's a well respected man about town/Doing the best things so conservatively' seems kinda ridiculous to me, but what the hell, they could have sung 'It Was A Very Good Year' and received the same kind of reaction. And I'm positively torn over 'Sunny Afternoon', because the performance, immaculate and captivating as it is, stands so much at odds with the teenage frenzy that it almost spoils all the fun. It's a wonder, though, that as if by magic, at Ray's command the audience stops the screaming as one and launches into the anthemic refrain - something the Beatles could probably never have managed.
Then again, the rest is gruff, in-yer-face rock-n-roll, bashed out with a considerable amount of force and self-assurance (at least, by that time they really managed to play their instruments on stage). Even if you cannot hear a single note, you're sure to be caught in the general frenzy, fury and fun from the very first chords of 'Till The End Of The Day', a fantastic show opener. 'You Really Got Me' hits almost harder than the original, and this is where the screaming comes in handy, the only thing spoiling the picture being the strange 'blooping' noises emitted by the bass. It's also great to hear a female backing vocals-free version of 'Come On Now' with Ray and Dave trading verses and singing backup to each other. And the final medley of a successful blues cover ('Milk Cow Blues'), the inevitable 'Batman' theme (just imagine that the Who did it too! What was that - a general obsession?), and 'Tired Of Waiting For You' even suggests me the horrendous idea that the band was sometimes going for a 'jammy' sound of the likes of Cream and the Who - after all, it's more than eight minutes long! They are no jammers, though, so the effort could be totally dispensable if not for the fact that the instrumental passages are not very long and the 'secondary' themes woven in very carefully.
Of course, by the time the record appeared on the market, it was somewhat late - the show was recorded on April 1, 1967, and by 1968 neither the Kinks really sounded like that on stage nor the audiences were so wild. Blame the stupid Pye record company that not only delayed the release, but also mistook 'Till The End Of The Day' for 'All Day And All Of The Night', heh heh. You gotta keep that in mind; the record's sound quality should be compared to the 'first generation' of rock live albums, not to Leeds or Ya-Ya's. As usual, fate was kinda unjust to the poor band.
The Rhino re-release has both the mono and stereo versions of the album, even though I don't consider this a very good idea. Essentially, this is just a poorly recorded album with loads of noise; without headphones, both versions sound about the same, and listening to it in headphones is simply not a very good idea cuz it just might cause permanent ear damage. Why couldn't they disinter some more good ol' tapes instead? The Who have done it for Leeds - what's the matter with this one? Do they really expect us to listen to the same album twice without pauses? OK, so some people might prefer the newly issued mono version; me, I don't give a damn - the girls' screams overshadow both of them. Which actually reminds me that the Stones' Got Live sounds a lot better (and I don't mean the two studio songs disguised as live cuts). Yeah, I know technology sucked back then, but still - this could have been a better job. Get it, still. And if you see an album entitled The Live Kinks - grab it as well, 'cause it's the name of the original American release. Apparently the American public wasn't supposed to enjoy the term 'Kelvin Hall'. Hmm. Were the American record people trying to hide the Kinks' Britishness from American audiences? Another point in pointing out that record people are a bunch of tasteless idiots...

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THE VILLAGE GREEN PRESERVATION SOCIETY

Year Of Release: 1968
Record rating = 10
Overall rating = 14

Culmination of all the Britfest. Fantastic melodies, too.
Best song: VILLAGE GREEN PRESERVATION SOCIETY

A series of overimportant firsts for the lads here: the first album without Shel Talmy (at last!), the first album to ensure Ray's absolute leadership in the band (no Dave vocals nor songs), the first totally transparent concept album (almost a mini-'rock opera'), the first album with almost no serious stinkers (not a single truly boring song on here). Ain't that enough to get a 10?
Now, seriously speaking, I don't find this album as good as lots of people say it is. I still give it a 10 because I feel this is extremely close to the best the Kinks could ever have the possibility to come up with, but there are a couple of defects - lemme just mention them before I start praising every single note. The general drawback is that the album displays a rather limited choice of styles - in fact, it's even more limited than on Something Else. All of these tracks come from the British music hall (with the possible exception of the slightly more rockin' 'Last Of The Steam Powered Trains' and 'Wicked Annabella'), and the sound is somewhat monotonous - frankly speaking, I get a teeny-weeny bit bored toward the end. Even after a lot of listens, there's just something lacking about this record that often makes me reconsider the score. The monotonousness of the songs (hell, it's even reflected in song titles - we have 'Picture Book' vs. 'People Take Pictures Of Each Other' or 'The Village Green Preservation Society' vs. 'Village Green') sometimes gets me down. I do admit that monotonousness isn't always a serious defect - just look at George Harrison's All Things Must Pass, for instance - but when you deal with a sound as laid back, lazy, relaxed and un-rousing as the trademark Ray Davies style, it's very easy to get bored over fourty minutes of this stuff. Very easy.
So be warned - this stuff will seem great to you, but only if you have a penchant for the quiet country life. I still leave the ten, after months and months of reflexion, but it's definitely a weak ten as compared to the undoubtable, solid ten of Arthur. Oh, and there's a particular defect here, too: 'Big Sky' totally sucks because Ray recites his lyrics without singing them, and this immediately reminds me of Eric Burdon's style on Winds Of Change (yeah, follow that link and check out the rating). I mean, the melody of the song is all right, with a sharp, attractive acoustic track, but I'd really prefer Ray singing than reciting; leave that stuff for Preservation, please. But hey now, that's only one song out of fifteen, and that's OK. And, while the songs are lazy, this laziness hardly ever metamorphoses into complete lethargy or lack of memorable melody, like it often does on Something Else.
All of the other tracks have at least a single hook, and most of them more than one. Like I said, the album is a concept one - the band is acting as a bunch of traditionalists protesting against the crumbling of traditional British (and, in a broader sense - all-human) customs and lifestyles; in fact, the true name of the album is The Kinks Are The Village Green Preservation Society - so that nobody would doubt Ray Davies' sincere artistic impulses. It's no wonder, then, that the style is so peaceful and quiet, with 'idle' guitars and lax pianos swooping all around. If Face To Face was just selected pictures of English life and Something Else penetrated all kinds of social types, then Village Green is a more restricted effort: instead of diffusing himself all over the state, Ray chooses the quiet country life as his ideal, and most of the songs are devoted to this quiet and peaceful theme.
The title track, a charming and very thought-provoking ode to British conservatism, is still my favourite on the record - and not only because of the wonderful allegories Ray is using to describe his 'tradition-saving program' ('We are the Office Block Persecution Affinity/God save little shops, china cups and virginity'), but also because of the melody and the wonderful aethereal vocal harmonies in the 'Waterloo Sunset' vibe. That doesn't mean that the others are throwaways - 'Do You Remember Walter' is nostalgia at its most romantic; 'Picture Book' is fun at its grooviest (don't you just love these imbecile 'NAAA-nah-nah-nah-nah'?); 'Johnny Thunder' is an entertaining boring song (truly, it has a refrain that sounds like a lot of bored people singing together, and it is entertaining); and 'Starstruck' is just a great song to dance to. I'll close my eyes on minor self-rip-offs - for instance, 'Village Green' borrows its melody from 'Harry Rag', though nobody seems to notice that, but that's a clever and unobtrusive rip-off in any case; and it's fully compensated by the wonderful ragtime rhythms of 'Sitting By The Riverside' or the totally unexpected elements of Latin music on 'Monica' (which you could possibly know as 'ai-ai shall die ai-ai shall die if I should lose Monica-a'...)
Of course, those who like their Kinks loud and brash (that is, have lost the thread somewhere around 1966), will be seriously disappointed. The only track that comes close to 'menacing' is the parody number 'Wicked Anabella' which borrows so much from the Who's 'Boris The Spider' that it's practically impossible to view it as an independent serious effort (it's cute, though). The songs are predominantly acoustic - even when they do use electric guitars, they make them smooth and soft, and occasional bursts of stingin' electricity like the one in the already mentioned 'Last Of The Steam Powered Trains' really do not count. But the atmosphere that Ray tries to re-create here is really something unique in rock music: the Conservative Party must have been proud. The album sold miserably in the States, and that's perfectly understandable: it was totally, absolutely and undeniably unsuited to neither the American rock scene at the time nor the American lifestyle in general. Steam powered trains, strawberry jam and village green were not on everybody's number one list in 1968, and lines like 'picture yourself when you're getting old' were obviously aimed at anybody but the hip audiences of rock bands at the time.
Fortunately, time heals all wounds, and it's good to see the album finally step into its rights and get due acknowledgement as of lately - thirty years after its release which is really a long time by the measures of modern history. One more proof to the fact that one has to work out of love for art - not of love for commercial success. And in that respect, the Kinks just couldn't fail. Sometimes I even wonder - you know, if Ray wasn't really making all this stuff with a hindsight - aiming at achieving success in retrospect, making something for his generation to enjoy not at the time, but several decades later. Probably not, but it still came out exactly that way. Funny, isn't it?
P.S. I don't have the Rhino re-issue of the album, but I know that it includes both the mono and stereo versions of the album (doesn't sound like a great idea to me - I wish they'd dug out some more unreleased outtakes for it), plus the single 'Days' which is indeed a terrific song, one of Ray's most charming romantic ballads ever. The reissue is probably worth picking up for 'Days' alone, although any serious Kinks compilation should probably include the number as well.

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ARTHUR (OR THE DECLINE AND FALL OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE)

Year Of Release: 1969
Record rating = 10
Overall rating = 14

Victorian Punk. Ever wondered what such a thing could be? Well, here you are!
Best song: SHANGRI-LA

If only I'd gotten this album before Village Green, there would be no doubt the latter would have been deprived of the 10 mark. As it is, I generously let both of them share the spot, but... Arthur is definitely better. Yet another in an endless string of concept albums, this one was originally envisioned by Ray as a soundtrack to some weird TV movie, but the project was scrapped at the last moment, so he was left with just the music. The subject is rather complicated, but you can read all about it in the liner notes. Suffice it to say that the lyrics on the album are among Ray's best ever poetical efforts: while lacking any signs of delicate intricacy (which is not that unusual for Mr Davies who usually avoids ambivalent expressions), it also offers a lot of thinking process to the listener - quite unlike the straightforward and rather banal lyrics of, say, Low Budget. It's about small people and their fates in general. Old people, too. Arthur must have been at least in his seventies. Do you understand now why nobody bought this record in 1969, with the title track going like 'Arthur we love you, want to help you'?
But enough of the lyrics. It's the melodies that are really captivating. Simple to the extreme, as usual, but unbelievingly catchy, funny and sincere, angry and raving at times, emotional and mystic at other times. Hell, since this is so great an effort, why not go over it track by track? The opening track, 'Victoria', is a punk's paradise: banal three-chord sequences, fast, pulsating rhythm, and shredded, muddy and exciting vocals. But the lyrics? 'Long ago, grass was green, sex was bad and obscene'. It's a dang classic! I love it! Then we go into the first of the anti-war hymns: the dreary 'Yes Sir No Sir' which manages to convey the army atmosphere of obeisance and horrible braindead discipline just fine. And 'Some Mother's Son' is a beautiful anti-war ballad whose psychologic depictions of 'two soldiers fighting in a trench' end up in a fantastic series of climaxes throughout the record. Then comes 'Drivin'' with its throbbing bass lines, beautiful vocal harmonies and words praising the beauty of picnicking on the grass - that's probably the only song that could have easily made it onto Village Green. The hidden gem on Side A, to my opinion, is 'Brainwashed' - a song which totally, uncompromisingly and absolutely eliminates the need for the existence of punk rock. 'Cause during its two minutes and three seconds it manages to encompass everything that's so important about punk (speed, simple guitar riff, angry vocals, hard-edged sound and anti-establishment lyrics) and much more (great embellishments provided by the horn section, memorability and originality). And, finally, the first side closes with the controversial 'Australia' which starts as an entertaining parody on TV commercials ('Australia, no class distinction, Australia, no drug addiction') and ends in a four-minute jam carried on by Dave Davies' interminable soloing. Most people hate it (in fact, all the reviews of the record that I've read punctuate this as the main defect), but I really can't get the point. It's not nasty or anything - it's just a bit too long. On the plus side, it's very moody and maybe if we knew what part of the movie it was bound to accompany we'd treat it better. I don't mind, really.
Now the second side is just a teeny-weeny bit weaker than the first one, but you wouldn't know it from the opener. Because 'Shangri-La' gotta rank as one of the top three or four Kinks' songs ever. The way that Ray sings the opening verses, accompanied by just an acoustic and some horns in the background, is positively frightening and mystifying all at once. It invites a certain Gothic atmosphere which really isn't supposed to be there, but there it is: this old man, sitting in an armchair in his silent and gloomy 'Shangri-La' (which is actually the name of Arthur's mansion), pondering upon old times and looking back at his past life. Something's happening, really. Then this harpsichord enters the scene, and the spooky atmosphere is gone to give way to some mighty huge anthemic singing, then it goes off into a fast energetic part before reverting back to the harpsichord and one more refrain. In fact, the song might be the best ever hybrid of ballad and anthem I've ever heard: even the Who failed with such kind of things (see my review of Who's Next).
Next comes 'Mr Churchill Says' with some more great melody-making: as is usual for this record, it is divided into a slow and a fast part, with the slow part being similar to 'Yes Sir No Sir' and the fast part being similar to 'Brainwashed'. Similar, but not identic. And this also means that you can either reflect on the song or just dance to it - or both, for that matter. 'She Bought A Hat Like Princess Marina' is a charming piece of ragtime set to the most amusing social commentary on record. 'Young And Innocent Days' is the only really weak spot on the album: a quiet, acoustic ballad which doesn't have any real energy or force (rather like the kind of sloppy ballads Ray used to write years ago, like 'Ring The Bells' and stuff). It only has three short verses but manages to drag on for almost three minutes. Still, at least three minutes is not five or ten. Then one more average pop number - 'Nothing To Say' (with a catchy, but somewhat stupid melody, it was obviously written in order to fill in the concept), and the closing title track presents us with yet another great riff, some charming singing and these mighty lines: 'Arthur we love you, want to help you, somebody loves you, don't ya know it?' It leaves a real sense of accomplishment and even satisfaction. All's well that ends well. And have I told you how much I enjoy the arrangements and the playing? Because by that point the Kinks really knew how to use their instruments, and it shows, whether on Dave's competent and utterly enjoyable leads, or on Mick Avory's ferocious battle-style drumming - who'd ever believe this is the guy that kept being ushered out by session drummers in 1964! Just listen to his sticks on 'Shangri-La' or 'Princess Marina' and you'll understand that he's really responsible for a large part of the album's sound.
So? Was this the best concept album of 1969? People usually compare it with Tommy, just because they came out at approximately the same time and were both 'rock operas'. If I followed suite, I'd have to admit that Arthur's concept is definitely higher. Not that I'm a great fan of Ray Davies' conceptualism: quite often it looks completely artificial, banal and even stupid. But this time, he'd got it right. He hit the bullseye. And he also strenghtened the concept with some incredible songs. Unfortunately, this would be the last album where music took on a higher priority than concept: starting with Lola, Ray would slowly abandon melody-making in favour of story writing. But right now and right here the balance is simply perfect. Also, this is definitely a rock album, unlike the quiet Village Green: the guitars roar, there's plenty o' solos and watch out for that speed! It never gets boring for me. Buy it now! Forgetting about the fact that nobody bought it back then, of course.

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LOLA VERSUS POWERMAN AND THE MONEYGOROUND, PART 1

Year Of Release: 1970
Record rating = 7
Overall rating = 11

Some pseudo-melodic fully-conceptual filler and some ultra-fantastic semi-conceptual songs.
Best song: LOLA, but APEMAN comes close

Ooh, how I hate these horrible album titles that tend to take up more space than the review itself...
Okay, so the story goes that somewhere around the spring of 1970 Ray churned out the most popular and commercially successful song of all his career which I wouldn't even want to comment upon because everybody knows it. The song was 'Lola', the subject matter was the protagonist's brief acquaintance and flirt with a travestite, the melody was incredibly involving and memorable, the bombastic chorus ('lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-Lola') became the Kinks' arena signature, and the single was one of their biggest international smashes, reinstating them as major artists in the USA as well.
The problem was with putting it on an album. The song itself, as is obvious, mostly deals with transsexuality and nothing else; there's not too much social philosophy going on in there unless one presumes that the lines about a 'muddled up mixed up shook up world' actually mean more than is obvious at first glance. But the album on which it was finally included is almost entirely dedicated to the concept of the ups and downs (mostly downs) of record industry and hitmaking, and how these two subjects manage to fit in is an absolute mystery known only to Mr Ray Davies. Lola Versus Powerman? Transsexualism against corporate industry? You tell me... Then again, maybe the Kinks weren't the 'kinks' for nothing: there's no better way to flee the pressures of commercial success than in the embrace of a loving travestite. That's merely a hypothesis, mind you. :)
Anyway, in the musical sense this album is really a huge disappointment after such a great record as Arthur. It still gets a relatively high rating just because it contains two genuine Kinks classics. 'Lola' is a great song, of course, and so is the pretty evolution/ecology anthem 'Apeman', which by the way doesn't fit in with the general subject just as well. I can't even understand which song I dig the most - it's 'Lola' on one day and 'Apeman' on another one. The latter song is especially soothing when you're pissed off at the world - well, everybody's supposed to have his or her moment of wanting to 'make like an Apeman'.
But the rest of the tracks fall into three different categories, none of which are very much enlightening and some of which are rather ominous, predicting the general twist the Kinks' career would take further on, albeit in a less easily perceivable form this time.
The first one of these is the actual 'moneygoround' concept where Ray was clearly far more worried about the lyrics than the actual musical background. 'Denmark Street'; 'Top Of The Pops'; 'Moneygoround'; 'Powerman' - all of them deal with the protagonist's commercial success and his lamentations on being totally dependent on the big bosses, and all of them rely on basic chord sequences, used at least a trillion times before. In fact, this is the place where Ray openly begins stealing melodies, quietly initiating the general routine of appropriating other people's inventions: the riff in the mid section of 'Top Of The Pops' is an unashamed rip-off of the golden oldie 'Land Of A Thousand Dances' (which I only heard played by Bill Haley, but it must have been a jazz classic). Which makes me wonder: how many more melodies whose ancestors I can't identify did Davies steal, and how much of the assumed Kinks' (and other bands as well) merits are really owed to people who lived and created long before them? That's a serious artistic paradox to you, folks. In any case, when you really try to compare the 'conceptual' tracks on here to the ones on Arthur, the regress is obvious: the songs are still rather complex, with multi-part arrangements, but with not even a third of the original musical ideas Ray displayed on Arthur.
That said, none of the songs are unpleasant - 'Denmark Street' and 'Moneygoround' are even funny, being based on generic barroom piano shuffles and thus somehow predicting Ray's style on Muswell Hillbillies (typical Brit satire set to American lounge music). 'Top Of The Pops' rocks pretty hard, and 'Powerman' is the best of these numbers, with an interesting riff and a very catchy chorus, but it still doesn't rank as a great song - put next to the blazing power of 'Brainwashed' or the righteous fury of 'Mr Churchill Says', it's flat out dull and bland.
The second category are sulky and clearly uninteresting ballads, none of which can rank beyond 'cute' - the obvious legacy of 'Young And Innocent Days', with Ray going more for a 'dreamy atmosphere' than an actual memorable melody. 'Get Back In The Line' is the only one of the three that might try to qualify, as it moves from the dirgey verses to the pseudo-bombastic chorus with a certain conviction, but there's nothing about 'This Time Tomorrow' apart from the half-pleasant banjo and Ray's melancholic intonations to distinguish it from your average uninspired pop ballad by any average band, and 'A Long Way From Home' is 'Young And Innocent Days Part II' - a primitive piano melody and a Traffic-style folkish chant that starts and ends nowhere. Not even a single trace of the wonderful Britpop style of yore: it's almost as if Ray was consciously moving beyond his cherished genre of 1966-68 and sticking to playing as generically as possible. And while I did get used to that idea (you should, too: otherwise you'd have to judge the Seventies' Kinks by their Sixties efforts, and that would be a catastrophe), it was a mighty terrible shock at first, as if the entire world collapsed and a new one, a bland and edgeless one at that, had completely replaced it.
Finally, the third category is represented by Dave Davies returning to form, and his efforts could have been passable and maybe even admirable if not for the usual horrid vocals. Come to think of it, 'Strangers' could have been a hit - if not for the utterly idiotic, but pretentious, lyrics ('if I live too long I'm afraid I'll die') and the murky tone evocating Dave's worst moments on the early Kinks' records. But I gotta admit that melodically, 'Strangers' is the best ballad on the whole album - there are certain twists to the vocal melody that make it catchy and make you want to sing along. And the rockin' 'Rats' isn't that encouraging, either, but if the main idea was just to present an atmosphere of complete paranoia and utter mental self-destruction, it's completely adequate - the wild rhythm of the song, Dave's garage guitar chops and crazy screaming convey the feeling well.
This is still the Kinks, of course - just not vintage Kinks - and it still gets my praises rather than complete condemnation. But what actually happened is that by this time Ray had clearly become more interested in presenting explicit narrative subjects than in writing clever lyrics and setting them to pretty melodies. It's the down side of all conceptual albums and rock operas, in fact: chasing after the plot, one forgets about the actual musical side of the project. Not that this particular concept is that entertaining, as well; Lola is the far precursor to Ray's childish operas of the mid-Seventies that managed to significantly profanate his reputation as that of one of the most intellectual songwriters of his generation. Moreover, Lola seems highly hypocritic: even if Ray was an expert in the matter, having gone through a lot of commercial trouble himself, by now the band were forming a part of the musical business themselves, so going out and bashing it on the record was a highly strange thing to do. They far overdid the same theme on Everybody's In Show-Biz, of course, but even here it sounds somewhat comic and insincere. And, of course, bringing in 'Lola' and making it part of the concept is such an obvious put-on that it really makes one question Ray's geniality... And hey! Why is this 'Part One', I wonder? Was Ray going to do a 'Part Two'? And if so, where is it? On the other hand, maybe it would be better not to ask...
The recent Rhino re-release has some bonus tracks, but this time they're not thoroughly entertaining: an alternate version of 'Lola' with the original line 'it tastes like Coca-Cola' replaced by 'cherry cola' on the insistance of some BBC thugs, and an alternate version of 'Apeman' with Dave throwing in some electric lines to bad effect; thank God it was not used on the original version. The demo of 'Powerman' doesn't really sound much different from the original version, either.

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PERCY

Year Of Release: 1971
Record rating = 6
Overall rating = 10

A weird movie soundtrack with the Kinks displaying some unusual musical... err... ideas.
Best song: MOMENTS

While this is definitely Ray's weakest moment in the entire "glory period" of 1966-72, I won't really be saying anything bad about this album: it's a soundtrack and it's supposed to be nothing else but a soundtrack, in the end. Of course, I haven't seen the movie and I wouldn't want to (it was about something like a penis transplant, as far as I've read and since the album cover suggests it, too). The music itself is quite good, in fact. About a half of it is instrumental, of course, but what can you expect from a soundtrack? Not to mention that it gives us a chance to witness Ray's inventiveness when it comes around to making real instrumental music, not just amusing drugged out jamming at the end of 'Australia' or something.
Sure enough, the instrumental bits are kinda weird - not particularly atmospheric or particularly well-played, but, well, just interesting in a special Kinky way. One of these instrumentals, by the way, is 'Lola', And it's played with gusto - with keyboards and guitars replacing Ray's voice to fair effect. The organ part sounds incredibly goofy to me, actually, but I suppose it's just an obligatory part of all the fun. The rest is a mind-boggling hodge-podge, with not a single number repeating the same style or ideas. Thus, 'Helga' has some good exercises in moody classical guitar; 'Completely' is a groovy blues number with a dark gritty edge, and 'Running Round Town' is a clear-cut rip-off of 'When The Saints Go Marching In' (at least, as far as that harmonica goes'. Not bad that, eh? Everything is fairly amateurish, but it sounds far more exciting than ninety-nine percent of "professional" soundtrack music that only bores you to death in all its moodiness and technical proficiency and slick production.
In that way, even minor throwaway pieces like 'Whip Lady' are fun: just a very short one-minute instrumental that starts out with some tinkling pretty piano and then midway through is transformed into a rocker with special guitar effects and pounding drums. Forgettable, but kinda cute...
As for the actual songs, they are OK, but it is obvious they were written specially for the film and Ray wasn't really very much interested in songwriting at the moment. This explains why, for example, the pretty but unoriginal 'Animals In The Zoo' is in fact 'Apeman No. 2', with both the melody and the lyrics following the same pattern; I don't say 'rip-off' or 'recycling' because that wouldn't be completely true, but the message and the atmosphere are basically the same, not to mention the similar 'bouncy' feel of the song. 'Willesden Green' is 'Village Green' (in case nobody has noticed): its country intonations, indeed, remind of that classic, but here it sounds more generic and conventional and consequently more dull. Also, the vocals are practically unrecognizable on this one.
'Dreams' and 'The Way Love Used To Be' are rather weak ballads (although, to be honest, I feel more true emotion and sincerity on the latter than on the pro forma ballads off Lola), and even the strongest tracks on here - the opening 'God's Children' and the trebly-vocalized 'Moments' really fall short of the standard once again. They essentially sound like outdated outtakes from the VGPS sessions with weaker lyrics and an unpleasant emphasis on preachiness: first signs of Ray's slow, but imminent degradation into simplistic banalities. I mean, couldn't 'God's Children' easily fit on Preservation? Even if in that case the song would still overshadow most of the material from that wretched 'opera'.
That doesn't mean they're bad songs: Ray was still on a relatively high roll at the time, and no preachiness can overshadow the fact that the melodies of 'God's Children' and 'Moments' are oh so nice. I'm not entirely pleased with the overreliance on orchestration: understood, it's a soundtrack, but far too often Ray slips into corny Sinatrisms that are by no means acceptable from the Kinks.
Oh well, so far there's really no need to worry. Remember, it's just a soundtrack. What do you expect? A miracle? Yes, this certainly is a recognizable Kinks album, but it's drenched in mediocrity, Hollywoodery, and melody-recycling; and it was probably released only to end their contract with Pye records - apparently, the record company didn't quite get the message of Lola and was milking the poor artists further, so they were only too glad to leave their long-time masters and begin their lengthy period of short-time associations with miriads of different labels. (Which for quite a long stretch of time was a tragedy for me - any of their 1971-75 RCA releases, including the last of their great classics, Muswell Hillbillies, are absolutely unavailable in Russia. So I had to wait until my trip to Italy (sic!) to lay my hands on the freshly released Velvel re-issues. And here they are!)

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MUSWELL HILLBILLIES

Year Of Release: 1971
Record rating = 9
Overall rating = 13

Successfully marrying pictures of Brit life with American ragtime tunes? Whoa!
Best song: 20TH CENTURY MAN

This is a hell of an important album, 'cause it heralds a series of firsts and lasts for the Kinks. First of all, it's the first album on their new record label, RCA, which had the grace to pick them up after they'd been thrown out of Pye. Unfortunately, the poor RCA guys didn't get what they wanted, which was a commercial hit single band. What they got was a total departure from everything the Kinks were known before. Indeed, at some point in his career Ray took on a specific Dylan-ish attitude towards the audiences, which is to say he didn't give a damn whether anybody liked his prolific musical output or not. This attitude lasted throughout all of his RCA period, so the 1971-1975 records are usually despised. With one exception. Muswell Hillbillies, the last universally acclaimed Kinks' classic album.
What makes Hillbillies such a fascinating listen now, more than twenty-five years since its release? It's a far cry from Arthur, both lyrically and musically: the seriousness and philosophy, the deeply-penetrating social critique seems to have evaporated in favour of lightweight satire and plain, old-fashioned humour, while the fascinating guitar melodies have given way to a strangely out-of-place jazz/ragtime sound, with lots of songs being just minor variations on the themes of pop songs from the Twenties or around that time. But somehow it all seems to work and never gets boring - a little mystery on account of Mr Ray Davies, the Muswell Hillbilly boy.
Maybe the greatest feature of this record is that it manages to make a really unique combination. Instead of setting his Britfest lyrics to English music hall tunes (like on Something Else) or to drivin' rock'n'roll (Arthur), Ray has suddenly hired a decent jazz band (three guys who were to accompany the regular band for a long time from now on) and put his grim descriptions of English working class people in the frame of American jazz and ragtime. In fact, the very title of the album symbolizes this 'marriage': Muswell Hill was the district where Ray lived in his childhood, while the 'Hillbillies' come from the Beverley Hillbillies, of course. Really weird. To conclude this little "introduction", let me just say that the combination of generic American melodies, biting British satire, Ray's sharp brand of black humour, and his inimitable vocal stylizations, make this a true classic - one of the most perfectly balanced "lyrics-music-singing" trios I've ever heard. In other words - a record that has basically no distinguishable parallels in the world of rock music. None at all.
Most of the songs could have been described as 'nothing special', but almost all of them have at least something to capture your attention and settle themselves cozily in your memory. Thus, 'Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues', with its screeching New Orleanian brass licks, produces a fascinating contrast between the jolly melody and truly paranoid lyrics; the bebop 'Skin And Bone' is just great to tap your foot to; 'Complicated Life' and 'Have A Cuppa Tea' are terrific singalongs, the former having the most amusing lyrics Ray ever produced up to date, the latter being about Ray's grandmother; 'Here Come The People In Grey' is a shiveringly sincere picture of total mental deficiency; and just listen to what Ray does to his voice on 'Holiday' to get that genuine Twenties' radio sound - and it works (actually, what he is really doing is singing with a cigar in his mouth: try it and you'll understand)! The real weird song on here is the famous 'Alcohol' which goes even beyond jazz limits: it has something of a gypsy sound to it, or at least a very deep-lying folk sound, and you won't find anything else in the Kinks' catalogue (in fact, in any rock band catalogue) that resembles this lament for a boozer.
However, if there is a real classic on the album, it's really the album opener. '20th Century Man' sounds completely out of place on the record (musically, of course; lyrically it's just another piece of social, anti-modernistic critique with the great lines 'you keep all your smart modern writers/give me William Shakespeare/you keep all your smart modern painters/I'll take Rembrandt, Tician, da Vinci and Gainsborough'), and if ever you heard it and liked it, don't rush out to buy the album. It's the only real piece of rock'n'roll on record, bouncing along at a fast tempo with vicious slide guitars, throbbing, almost genuinely paranoid drums and swirling Hammond organs. The real highlight, of course, is Ray's singing, going from a trembling, insecure, also paranoid tone and slowly mounting to a furious scream. The way the tension mounts on the song, from the opening acoustic strumming and up to the final instrumental thunderstorm, is simply unbelievable. Don't forget to check out a great live version on One For The Road.
Oh, sure there's a little filler on record, somewhere near the end, I guess (I've never been a fan of 'Uncle Son', for one, and the title track is somewhat simplistic, even though catchy, intelligent and anthemic all at once), but it's passable and certainly inoffensive. And the gentle ballad 'Oklahoma U.S.A.' might seem sloppy, but in reality it's not: I've suddenly realized that this is as much of a highlight as all these other highlights, with its sad story of a girl's useless and psychic fantasies. The recent Velvel reissue which I had the luck to obtain has two bonus tracks, both unreleased outtakes, and it's easy to see why: even though the melodies on both of them seem quite fit for inclusion, the lyrics just don't fall into the scheme: 'Mountain Woman' lyrically is a sequel to 'Apeman' (even though the 'plot' is comparable to 'Here Come The People In Grey'), while 'Kentucky Moon' is sung from a purely 'American' point of view ('never been south of the Delaware'), so I guess Ray was just getting in the mood on these ones. Thanks to Velvel anyway for including them - they're certainly worth a listen. And may I mention here that these re-issues are terrific? They come with great packaging, extensive liner notes and clever bonus tracks. Is Velvel competing with Rhino, I wonder, for the title of 'best Kinks publisher', or is it just a friendly agreement?

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EVERYBODY'S IN SHOW-BIZ

Year Of Release: 1972
Record rating = 8
Overall rating = 12

More of the same, really, but you know sequels tend to get a little worse...
Best song: CELLULOID HEROES

This is a double album, half-live, half-studio (oh boy, where are we? Is it Cream or what?) The studio part is yet another concept, as you might have guessed by simply glancing at the album cover and contemplating the title. It mostly features the same jazz/ragtime sound as Hillbillies, with an enormous brass section and not a teeny-weeny bit of rock'n'roll in sight, but the thematics is somewhat different. This time it's more introspective: instead of bashing the 'wonderful world of technology' and the ominous 'people in grey', Ray preferred to write about his life on the road and the personal problems he's got to cope with while living a life of stardom. The result is somewhat mixed, but overall I wouldn't say that the album is much worse than Hillbillies, as seems to be the general conception. It's just that it isn't too different, and second time around it's not that entertaining. The lyrics are nowhere near as biting and amusing, and when they are, there's still a nasty feeling of deja vu - for instance, why the hell do we need to listen to 'Maximum Consumption' after 'Skin & Bones'? And the melodies are a little bit less catchy and more complex, but that was the fun of Hillbillies - the melodies on that album needed to be as generic as possible in order to fit the concept. Trying to be truly creative within that genre, on the other hand, would be akin to a circus clown suddenly starting to behave like a clown in his intimate life.
Nevertheless, the album opener ('Here Comes Yet Another Day') is quite strong, with a terrific brass/guitar onslaught that's bound to get you going - it recreates the hurly-burly of a busy person's everyday life to a tee, and I love that reckless drive. And well, when you start examining the following songs one by one, out of touch with each other and particularly out of touch with the previous album, none of them suck. Funny thing is, there ain't a single bad melody on the entire album - sure enough, some are just ripped off, but they aren't bad, because Ray never ripped off bad melodies. It's just that without the sublime lyrical touch, these melodies don't often amount to much. 'Maximum Consumption' more or less follows the melody of 'Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues', with the same stomping, erratic New Orleans beat and brass pumping out of every hole, but is ultimately salvaged by Ray's hilarious vocal delivery. Likewise, 'Unreal Reality' is just a big jazzy hoot, particularly the opening and closing lines that sound like they'd been lifted directly off some pompous Broadway performance; it is strictly tongue in cheek, of course, but nowhere near as clever and sublime as... as you know what. And 'Look A Little On The Sunny Side' suffers from being far too generic, while its subject matter returns us to Ray's beloved thematics of 'poorboy artist never getting his due', this time with an optimistic slide, though, because whenever things go too rough and 'the cynics will all be out to get you', you're invited to do exactly what the title proclaims. Still, I find myself digging the tune - apparently, there's still some of the Kinks' old magic left.
The countryesque side of the new-look Kinks, meanwhile, is represented by the album's catchiest number, the charming 'Hot Potatoes' with tasty slide guitar and groovy vocal harmonies, the fast, bouncy 'Motorway' ('motorway food is the worst in the world' - how deeply true), and Dave's 'You Don't Know My Name' (oh yes we do, Mr Davies - wasn't it you who used to belt out an offkey 'Beautiful Delilah' with an overgrown androgynous goat's voice? What a long strange trip it's been...). All the three qualify in a kinky sorta way, but only on repeated listenings and in case of ardent desire.
Which leaves us with the three real masterpieces of the album, the ones that are the best, if not the only, argument for placing the record in the Kinks' 'golden dozen'. 'Sitting In My Hotel', dedicated to Ray's problems of being so lonely in his position of a superstar, is a lovely and majestic ballad with a well-constructed, elaborate climactic refrain that blows to hell all those feeble efforts at penning something "anthemic" on Lola; with this number, Ray seems to be nearing the level of perfection he'd achieved on Arthur - not a note out of place multiplied by a perfect arrangement of the "tension-mounting process". Then there's the utterly charming sing-along style ditty called 'Supersonic Rocket Ship' that's also an excellent representative of Ray's sancta simplicitas: I'd personally vote for adopting it as the international anthem of the upcoming intergalactic passenger services (non-discriminating ones, of course - that's what the song is really about). And, of course, there's the best known tune: Ray's six-and-a-half minutes long epic 'Celluloid Heroes', again, dealing with the problems of stardom and its consequences, this time revolving around those movie stars that earned themselves a star on Hollywood Boulevard. Sadly, it wasn't a hit due to lack of radio play, but it might as well have been one, with a wonderful, heartfelt melody and cute lyrics - I particularly love the one about 'avoid stepping on Bela Lugosi/'Cos he's liable to turn and bite'.
Now the live album is real fun. While quite a few people dismiss it as a lot of drunken crap, I dig it all: it is fairly representative of the famous "juicy" atmosphere that ruled supreme on Kinks concerts at the time, and I bow low to Ray's inexhaustible inventiveness onstage. Unfortunately, it mostly relies on tunes from Hillbillies, because they probably had little else to record (as far as I know, Ray used to perform every new album almost in its entirety, throwing in a couple of shortened evergreens to please the fans, and then proceeded to dump it in the can immediately after the next one). But anyway, Hillbillies is a damn fine album, and it's good to hear these songs take on a stage life; especially 'Alcohol', for example, with Ray pulling off a first-rate scary delivery of the tune (not forgetting the subject was quite actual for the band at the time). But 'Holiday', 'Muswell Hillbilly', 'Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues' and 'Skin And Bone' are performed quite fine just as well, even if almost by-the-book. There's also a great 'oldie' ('Brainwashed') and a stupid tune from Lola ('Top Of The Pops'), but these form a minority. The weird thing about the album is the short snippets and snatches of cover material: a thirty-second jazz number ('Mr Wonderful'), an audience singalong ('Banana Boat Song'), and a hilarious version of 'Baby Face' with Ray imitating a black jazzman with all the strength he could gather. Unfortunately, what the live album lacks completely is a sense of cohesiveness: there are numerous fade-outs, the short bits seem to come from nowhere, and overall it seems more like disjointed bits of a puzzle than a complete performance. Which is also confirmed by the album closer: 'Lola' is not played in its entirety, but a short bit of it (namely, the final sequence of audience singalong) is for no obvious reason torn out of the song and placed on record. Maybe it was just Ray's 'fuck you' to fans. Who knows?
Anyway, the Velvel reissue kindly adds yet two more live cuts, and it's really satisfying, because they are neither taken from Hillbillies nor from fifty years old jazz archives: 'Till The End Of The Day' is short, but good, and 'She Bought A Hat Like Princess Marina' is fascinating. They are also among the most musically solid performances on the entire album, and so present a good addition to the intentional sloppiness of the rest of the concert.
Oh, and along the way Ray always tries to entertain the audience - that is, provide the atmosphere of 'having a good time', a thing so desired by the Stones but rarely achieved... Some of his punchlines are quite cool ('Acute...' is being introduced as a 'real heavy song'; the introduction of the band finishes with 'and I guess you all know who I am. My name's Johnny Cash, nice to meet you'), and overall, this here live album isn't the worst thing in the world. Considering the fact that both records (plus the bonus tracks!) are placed on just one CD, this really makes a great buy. Do not hesitate if Mr Ray Davies is like a brother to you.

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PRESERVATION ACT I

Year Of Release: 1973
Record rating = 4
Overall rating = 8

A toss-off introduction to an insipid rock opera, that's what that one is.
Best song: err... allow me to come up with it in a million years...

As if seven consecutive concept albums weren't enough, Ray decided to carry on with a full-blown rock opera/musical/stage show which he managed to spread on three LPs. Considering that Preservation was originally built around the Village Green album, and that the later Schoolboys In Disgrace is (conceptually, at least) a prequel to it, you might consider it a five-album musical project, something unheard of before or later. Unfortunately, while Village Green was a beautiful artistic creation, I can't say the same about Preservation. To my ears, it sounds like a completely goofy parody; even if the music itself isn't offensive, you just can't take it seriously.
The album was originally going to be a double set with no stupid 'acts' division, but Ray scrapped the project at the last moment in order to redo it completely, so RCA had to be appeased with this 'prologue'. It doesn't have much of a plot, therefore, unlike Act II, mainly serving to introduce the personages most of which (but not all) would later reappear in the second part. As far as one can guess, the plot is being based on the struggle between two individuals: the allegedly bad guy (Mr Flash) destroys the peaceful existence of the Village Green by corrupting it with his evil ways and financial machinations, while the supposedly good guy (Mr Black) promises to save the Village Green by purifying it and leading the people to a bright and brilliant future. However, nothing much ever happens in Act I; the main action happens later. Here, on the other hand, we are being introduced to different inhabitants of the Village Green: the Tramp, the Vicar, the reincarnated Johnny Thunder (from VGPS) and some secondary characters. Each one of these has one or more songs dedicated to him, all sung by Ray and played by the same puffed-up band that produced the last two albums. And what's in it for us?
Nothing much, really. Most of the songs tend to step away from the jazz sound Ray and Co. have developed and perfected so well, in favour of even more lightweight operetta sound, at times diluted by feeble patches of primitive boogie and wretched country/folk, and it's a complete disaster. There's not even a single song here which displays at least some signs of life. Indeed, Ray has himself so deeply immersed in the concept he'd forgotten to render these songs artistically valuable: he concentrates on the lyrics, totally abandoning the actual melodies and never caring for entertaining performance. But even the lyrics are shallow: he keeps quoting himself with phrases like 'here comes yet another day', the 'plot' libretto is horribly banal, and the few good points aren't worth the whole experience. It gets even worse when the band tries to rock out, like on the Johnny Thunder sequel song 'One Of The Survivors': the only thing it does is amply demonstrating us that Ray has totally lost the ability to create good rock'n'roll. The guitars are just kinda sitting there, doing nothing; where are those crrrunchy Dave Davies riffs of old? The 'plot songs' are used-up chewing gum, like the never ending, excruciating 'Money And Corruption/I Am Your Man', or the melodyless Flash anthem 'Demolition'. The ballads are unconvincing (come on now, who is 'Sweet Lady Genevieve' and what has the Tramp to do with her?), the nostalgia songs sound like a second-rate Village Green cover band ('Where Are They Now?'), and other rip-offs of earlier Kinks' classics abound ('Sitting In The Midday Sun' is just a retread of 'Sunny Afternoon', for Chrissake! Shame on you, Davies, for ridiculizing such a beautiful thing!) Not to mention that careful listening will bring out more and more outside, ahem, 'influences' - is it just me or does the main melody of 'Here Comes Flash' objectively remind of Black Sabbath's 'Paranoid'?
Ironically, the song that I find the most listenable on here (although I still can't rank it as 'best song') is 'Cricket', the Vicar's aria, and that's just the tune that's the closest to that Show-Biz/Hillbillies sound. Apparently, by this time the Kinks have been so much transformed into a jazz band that it was easier for Ray to write a good Twenties stilization than a good rock'n'roll song.
But if Hillbillies and (to a lesser extent) Show-Biz were saved by the brilliant humour of both the lyrics and, face it, the melodies were funny too, then this is a completely different affair. You won't find any humour on Preservation. Even the plot itself, which seems absolutely ridiculous and, moreover, borrows a lot from Tommy, isn't taken with a grain of humour: did Ray actually take his personages seriously? What an ar... er, sorry, I just wanted to say that even if you're strong enough to endure this record in its entirety (and you could because, like I said, the material is hardly offensive), you'll be sure to start yawning and preparing yourself a cup of coffee in about three or four minutes time. The Velvel release, however, is good in that it includes the song 'Preservation' which wasn't originally on the albums. It was a local single released in order to explain the plot in brief, already after the release of both acts I and II, and, strange enough, I'd probably bet that this is the best song on the entire album. Maybe it's because the main riff is stolen from 'Purple Haze'?

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PRESERVATION ACT II

Year Of Release: 1974
Record rating = 6
Overall rating = 10

Well, at least this one's a bit more diverse and entertaining, with a couple more musical ideas.
Best song: MIRROR OF LOVE

All right, they patched it up a bit - I'll be the first to admit that, even if this is a double LP and it's far more bogged down in the narrative aspect, this is nowhere near as lethargic and bleak a bore as its predecessor. I mean, this time around you can at least say there's about half filler and half memorable tunes, with the filler at least saved by its plot significance. Which is why the record gets a 5 for the good half and one more point for the dubious, but existent "entertainment value". As I've already said, this is the 'bulk' of Preservation: the plot mainly carries itself out here, with a few stupid 'announcements' thrown in now and then to help the listener understand what the hell is going on. Not that they help a lot, but seems like the good guy, Mr Black, using popular slogans and a 'people's army', manages to overthrow the regime of Mr Flash, after which they change roles (apparently this is the foundation for Ray's concept): Mr Flash suddenly shows signs of humanity ('Scum Of The Earth', 'Mirror Of Love', etc., etc.), while Mr Black turns out to be a dictator proceeding to build an 'Artificial Man' and lead his people along 'Salvation Road' while at the same time closing off TV stations and limiting oil and food supplies. Pathetic, eh? In all - no hopes for the better, man... I suppose I'm indeed being a bit too harsh on poor Ray here: to my educated mind, this Orwellian concept, overloaded with cliches and second-hand banalities, really shows a harsh decline in the man's level of poetic mastership. But wasn't he, after all, trying to popularize both the anti-communist and the anti-capitalist idea among wider masses of population that haven't even read Orwell before? Well - you might take it both ways. If there is one interesting thing about the overall concept of Preservation, it's that there are no good Guys at all (with a capital letter - the general masses are, of course, quite righteous). Capitalists like Flash suck because they oppress the poor, and communists like Black suck because they oppress the freedom of the individual. Get it?
Now, musically this is indeed higher than the first act - a strange thing, because I'd bet Ray's heavy accent on the lyrics in Act 2 must have had made him drop the melodies in the gutter. Now, however, I think that the melodies in Act 1 were so poor not only because the record was so plot-obsessed, but because it was also a toss-off: Ray was just hastily throwing something on the market in order to appease RCA and the public. Act 2 is thus far more elaborate and so manages to be more listenable despite all the length.
Some of the tracks manage to rock out with enough force (the dreary 'Introduction To Solution', with a memorable vocal melody; 'Money Talks', a tune later reprised on subsequent albums at least a million times, including 'Low Budget'), although some still fail ('Second-Hand Car Spiv' and 'Artificial Man' just go by blearily without a trace). Perhaps Ray just thought the band needed to shake it up a bit: after all, Act 2 was to be highly dynamic as opposed to the completely static Act 1, and if it were to drag on in a similar wretched manner, the audiences would have easily drowsed off at the very beginning of the live show. I cannot, therefore, say that the record sorely lacks energy; problem is, the energy is only sporadically complemented by a decent mellody.
The ballads, sung by Ray along with a certain Marianne Price, have some emotion to lift them off the ground, even though they're still generic operetta ('Nothing Lasts Forever'; the solo Price spot 'Scrapheap City'). But I found Price's deliveries rather dull and conventional, performed in a routine Broadway style that doesn't leave any space for real innovation or just a fresh idea or two. So it's not amazing that the really high point of the album is yet another of Ray's trademark jazzy tunes: 'Mirror Of Love', set to what's probably the most catchy Preservation melody and graced by Ray's amusingly shaking voice. Unsurprisingly, it was also chosen as the single from the album - being only vaguely relevant to the plot, it was still obviously viewed as a real melodic highlight..
Finally, there's at least a decent bunch of amusing moments on the record, like Mr Black's slogans on 'Shepherds Of The Nation' (the funnily chanted lines like 'down with nudity, down with pornography, sodomites beware!') and the goofy dialogue in 'Flash's Dream' (Ray was probably reading too much William Shakespeare: the scene is certainly influenced by similar events either in King Richard III or Julius Caesar). So, even if the amount of filler is still enormous, at least the good moments are scattered throughout all the record, which makes it easier to sit through.
Also must be mentioned that the Velvel reissue has two bonus tracks: an alternative version of 'Mirror Of Love' with complementary backing vocals which still doesn't sound different from the original, and a lengthy six-minute live blues jam called 'Slum Kids (take 1)', even though I wonder what (take 1) stands for here: the song was obviously recorded live during a regular show. Did they do it two times that night? From Ray's introduction one can deduce that this was a song they used to do during the live Preservation shows, but for some reason it didn't make it onto the album. A pity: even if it's nothing spectacular, beefing up the record with a couple of generic blues numbers could have made sense...

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SOAP OPERA

Year Of Release: 1975
Record rating = 6
Overall rating = 10

A 'stealfest', but it's memorable and entertaining, which is more than you could say about... er...
Best song: RUSH HOUR BLUES

Here's the bad news: this is yet another concept/rock opera album, and it does not even try to reach the lyrical and emotional depths of those graceful days of yore. In addition, it features a very confused and befuddled Ray Davies contributing a lot of dubious ideas and stealing a lot of melodies which obviously do not belong to him (well, some of them do belong to him, but they had already belonged to him for a long time, if you know what I mean). At least, he's gotten rid of the Preservation bandwagon. This time around, however, the concept is basically as follows: the protagonist (a mysterious 'Starmaker') allows himself (for no obvious reason at all) to be subject to an experiment, swapping places with an ordinary employee called Norman and enjoying the 'simple pleasure of life' like a six-hour working day, ordinary food and banal tastes of Norman's wife, to prove that everybody can be a star. The finale comes when 'Starmaker' suddenly realizes that he has totally merged with Norman and cannot pull himself out of the 'ordinary' state. So it all ends up with his decision to quit all his 'pretensions' and become one with the faceless crowd. Of course, all of this leaves a lot of questions which Ray apparently didn't bother to find answers for (why did the Starmaker make this 'sacrifice', how could Norman's wife accept him instead of her husband, what has become of the real Norman, why couldn't the Starmaker pull himself back into his former state, are the Starmaker and Norman really two different persons or was it all just Norman's dream or something, etc., etc., ad infinitum). But forget it. Great artists don't usually bother themselves with such trifles. Over the years, suspicion has arisen that the Starmaker is actually but a figment of Norman's broken mind and an effect of split personality, in which case the concept acquires an additional mini-level of depth. And that's the last you'll hear me talkin' of it.
On the good side, though, the humour is back. Maybe the lyrics aren't as amusing as the 1971-72 work, but they're really funny, nevertheless, unlike the rigorous, emotionless and moodless graphomany of Preservation. 'Ducks On The Wall' ('Starmaker' ridiculizing his wife's tastes - a hilarious attack on the average person's banality), 'Holiday Romance' (a failed love affair), and 'Rush Hour Blues' all qualify. And the 'plot' sequences are rather wisely relegated to pieces of spoken dialogue, some of which aren't even on the actual disk, but are mixed in among the lyrics. So you won't have to clutch the booklet all the way through, which is a bit of a consolation.
The melodies are also an evident step up from Preservation. The problem is that most of them are stolen: by this time Ray was probably so busy concentrating himself on stage shows, concepts and lyrics that he had almost no time left for actual songs. So he milks all the precedent musical legacy for all its worth: the opening 'Everybody's A Star' features the same riff as the Who's 'I Can't Explain'; 'Underneath The Neon Sign' is positively charming, until you realize you've already heard it before as 'The Midnight Special'; 'Ordinary People' is, once again, generic operetta; and 'Rush Hour Blues' is Jerry Lee Lewis-style boogie-woogie. As usual, the level of filler is overwhelming ('When The Work Is Over'; the closing tunes are utterly unstandable), and overall, I couldn't say that this album is intentionally better than Preservation; rather it's accidentally better. You can't deny the catchiness of the catchy tunes, after all, stolen or not; 'Rush Hour Blues' is a fascinating piece of boogie, and 'Underneath The Neon Sign' just got to stand as one of the Kinks' finest mid-Seventies tunes. And after all, it's the Kinks, want it or not; better still, Soap Opera is often called the 'solo Ray album that never was'. Rumour has it that this is one of the albums that brother Dave hates most (you can even deduce that from the liner notes - which, apparently, won't admit that in the open), and it's easy to see why: it's obvious that Ray didn't let him even come an inch close to songwriting in this case. But it's all right by me; even the filler songs are deeply soaked in Ray's own charming humble personality, and there's a certain intimate warmth about songs like 'You Make It All Worthwhile', 'Underneath The Neon Sign' and 'When Work Is Over' that makes them easy to sit through. In any case, I simply won't buy into the theory that Soap Opera is the worst Kinks album: its jazzy, at times Broadway-ish sound isn't really all that different from everything the band'd been doing for the last five years, and there are enough fine moments to guarantee a decent - if not shattering - listen.
It's a wonder, indeed, that the band didn't break up at this point, with their live performances degenerating into rock theatre a la Genesis and worse (not that I hate Genesis' rock theatre - it's simply that this style couldn't have fit the Kinks). The bonus tracks on the Velvel reissue illustrate this 'live side' with three live tracks taken from a contemporary stage presentation of Soap Opera, and the first impression is really horrible. Dave's supplementary heavy metal solos merely serve to transform quiet jazzy ballads like 'Ordinary People' into hardened arena-rock power ballads and certainly don't save the situation, as Ray seems to be surrounded with female actors and enjoying 'acting' more than actual singing, getting off-key all the time and not paying attention to where the mikes actually are. Eventually you get used to this theatrical mood, but it's still not the pleasantest of things: 'degeneration' is indeed the best word here, especially if you look back at the Kinks' once splendid career. Don't get me wrong: I'm not dissing Soap Opera, unlike so many other reviewers, but if you're not a Kinks diehard, there's absolutely no reason you'd want to sit through this album. Cool inlay photos, though. As usual.

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SCHOOLBOYS IN DISGRACE

Year Of Release: 1975
Record rating = 7
Overall rating = 11

A slightly bland piece of nostalgia, but infested with the Davies charm; plus, it really works if you put it on at a class reunion.
Best song: THE HARD WAY

By the Kinks' usual standards, this was as unconvincing as ever, but at least this time around there are some favourable signs of change in the air. I originally gave this record the same rating as Soap Opera, but since then I have acquired a somewhat more benevolent attitude towards it enough to pull it up one whole point: indeed, Schoolboys In Disgrace, while it does give one quite a few things to mock about, can be considered an album that the band recorded in a 'convalescing' state, slowly returning from Ray's unlimited fantasy world into the world of real Kinks-style music.
What's happened? On first sight, nothing much. This is the Kinks' eleventh concept album and third rock opera in a row (prepare yourself, Guinness!), this time built around a story of a certain 'naughty schoolboy' who was punished by the Headmaster for his conduct after which he became a hard and cruel person and 'grew up into Mr Flash'. Huh? As usual, the melodies never approach classic status, with not a single timeless song on here (the seven-minute long anthem 'Education' is particularly rotten), and just as often stolen, although it's really the stolen tracks that rank among the best here ('Jack The Idiot Dunce' is another Jerry Lee Lewis impersonation, with Ray even adopting Lewis' 'ooh-ooh's, but it's funny and eminently danceable; 'The First Time We Fall In Love' certainly owes much to the Beach Boys, with its beautiful harmony parts; and 'The Hard Way' gotta be the best track on the album, even if it's yet another take on 'I Can't Explain'). And the lyrics are often entirely straightforward and unbearingly banal ('schooldays were the happiest days of your life/but we never appreciate the good times we have/until it's too late'). In all - doubtless, this is yet another failed experiment?
And yet there are serious reasons to love, or at least feel good about, the album. First of all, even if it's nominally a rock opera, there's not much 'operatic' feel about it. In fact, the 'plot' is really limited to the album title, cover and liner notes, plus a short sequence of songs in the middle ('I'm In Disgrace', 'Headmaster', 'Hard Way') which could just as well be deemed as independent songs. So, rather than being a real opera, it's rather a 'thematic' album, more like Village Green. The 'theme', of course, is Ray's nostalgia for his schooldays, and even though it may look a lil' prissy, it's at least not artificial. And this allows Ray, for the first time in almost five years, to drop a tiny bit of genuine autobiographic emotion on record; plus, the liner notes hint at the fact that Schoolboys reconciled Ray with Dave, who was also eager to participate in the process, as the nostalgic subject of school reminiscences was certainly closer to his heart than the peripeteiae of Norman and the Starmaker. Thus, the opening 'Schooldays' might have banal lyrics indeed, but banal or not, they are heartfelt, so you can say: "YEA! This is the real Ray Davies. Welcome back, brother!' Was that a tear I just brushed off my eye? Eh... sorry.
Same goes for most of the tracks on here. Forget that tripe about the little boy who grew up into Mr Flash: this record is really autobiographical, drawing on Ray's (and Dave's, as we learn from the liner notes) real school life experiences. There's no more concept on here than on Thin Lizzy's Jailbreak, and like the latter, it's the kind of record that actually goes down far easier if you forget it was ever meant to be a conceptual one.
Second, the 'theatrical' elements are clearly evaporating. The female backing vocals and brass section are still there, to be sure, but their use is limited. The 'rock' elements prevail, and the more 'rock' there is on a Kinks' record, the less space is left for theatrical gimmicks. And there's not even a teeny-weeny bit of dialogue going on, because dialogue is needed for the 'plot', and, like I said, the plot here is almost non-existent. And 'No More Looking Back' is even regarded by some as a sort of 'farewell' to the Kinks' 'theatre' period. I really don't know if Ray was forced by the rest of the band to drop his artistic pretensions, his brass section and stupid plot-writing, or if he made the decision of his own free will, but who cares? Groovy. The background is thus laid for the Kinks' rockin' Arista comeback.
And lastly, apart from 'Education' (which mainly earns my hate because it's so damn long), there are no bad songs here. Not a single one. Some complain about the corniness of many of these numbers, but remember, it is a retro album, and the appearance of boogie or doo-wop elements on a retro album is only natural. Plus, they feel perfectly at home when they're sitting there, back to back with power ballads like 'Headmaster' and rockers like 'I'm In Disgrace', so you don't hear me complaining. The hooks are all firmly in place. Besides, I feel like giggling all over when I try to imagine a little scared boy with his pants down who crouches before the headmaster and pleads for mercy with lines like 'Headmaster this is my confession/This time you won't be overjoyed/I've destroyed what little faith you had in me...'. If I were a headmaster, I'd sure pity the rascal - it's not advisable to spoil the butt of a future Cicero. The album is all filled with such corny little passages, mind you, but somehow it only works to its advantage. Obviously, the Davies magic was back for a while.
Oh yeah. This record was the last drop which overfilled RCA's cup of patience. They were thrown out immediately after its release, because it probably sold less copies than anything else released by anybody in 1975. But buy it just because the band look so dang ridiculous in green school uniforms!

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SLEEPWALKER

Year Of Release: 1977
Record rating = 7
Overall rating = 11

A return to the 'basic sound'; the songs still sound like chewing gum, but at least it's not theatre any more.
Best song: PRINCE OF THE PUNKS
(on the new Velvel re-issue)

A new year, a new record, a new record label: Arista this time. The Arista guys were more lucky than RCA, though: this and the next few albums were relatively successful, provoking a much talked over 'comeback' which lasted until 1983 (funny that this more or less coincided with the Stones' comeback). Indeed, somewhere around this time Ray re-worked his recording formula and ended up with an entirely new scheme which had served as a basis for all of his following albums until at least Give The People What They Want and maybe later.
The scheme was as follows: since Arista certainly wouldn't hear of any 'rock operas' and 'concepts' and, moreover, such things had really started to threaten the band's existence, Ray turned to 'thematic' records. From now on, the Kinks' records were based on a certain artistic 'idea' that could be traced on many, but not all of the tracks. For Sleepwalker, this theme is comparing life to a nightmare (title track, 'Sleepless Night', 'Full Moon'), just as for Misfits the main theme is coping with life's simple problems and for Low Budget it's a more general problem of city survival. The mood that prevails on the album is grim, dark and utterly pessimistic. OK, you might say the same things about Ray's rock operas, but on those albums the 'mood' was completely overshadowed by theatrical excesses, while here the songs are much more up to the point, hard-edged and sincere. The only track that relieves the atmosphere is the closing 'Life Goes On' which tells the listener that he just gotta live on and not worry too much about routine problems. (This, too, is an essential element of Ray's late-Seventies 'scheme': no matter how dark the album got, it had to end with a consolation or just an optimistic note: just listen to 'Get Up' on Misfits, 'Moving Pictures' on Low Budget or 'Better Things' on Give The People...).
The main problem with the album is that, once again, it doesn't present us too many interesting melodies. However, none of them are stolen, even though 'Stormy Sky' does suspiciously sound like a mediocre George Harrison song. Otherwise, you get your hard rockers (the pathetic and overproduced 'Mr Big Man'), your generic ballads (the even more pathetic, but strangely touching 'Brother'), boogie-woogie (the rather insipid 'Juke Box Music') and a fine anthem in the good ol' Kinks tradition ('Life On The Road'). They also start experimenting with disco (title track), but these are just a few touches: real disco wouldn't come until Low Budget. The good news is that generic filler is limited to just a couple of tracks (the 'thematic' dull rocking of 'Sleepless Night' and 'Full Moon'), most of the others being at least partly memorable. No matter what anyone might say, the fact that Ray finally dumped rock operas had a positive influence on his songwriting. Like I said, these songs aren't particularly interesting, but they're really really listenable, moreover, you don't need a lyrics sheet to understand what's going on. Strange enough, bassist John Dalton left the band just as they were putting on the final touches. He must have been one really strange type, to have stayed with the band through all the throwback years and quit them just as they were once again starting to pick up steam. He was replaced by Andy Pyle.
The Velvel re-issue is quite treasurable this time, as it includes a great B-side that would be completely lost otherwise: 'Prince Of The Punks' does not only boast the best and most energetic melody on the entire CD, it also features a magnificent set of lyrics dealing with the punk 'revolution'. If I were ever to completely explain why this genre offends me, I couldn't have done it better than this song does. Besides that, there are three other tracks from this era, one of which is a decent rocker ('Artificial Light'), the other one a throwaway ('The Poseur', originally thought of as the title track to this album) and the third one a truly beautiful ballad ('On The Outside', with some charming vocals; the two different mixes are quite unnecessary, though).

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MISFITS

Year Of Release: 1978
Record rating = 6
Overall rating = 10

Somewhat bland and generic. Insipid, if you ask me. But there are some painfully good moments, too.
Best song: MISFITS

By this point the Kinks were obviously keen on the idea of 'return-to-roots' with some basic hard-rockin' stuff. Sleepwalker pioneered the idea, and this album continued it. My guess is that after the horrible flops of Ray Davies' rock opera efforts he kinda sank in and let brother Dave (ah, that good ol' brother Dave) convince him to throw in a bit of distortion and speed. Whether this was for the better or not - you tell me...
The bad news for this record is that once again Ray concentrates mainly on the lyrics, totally neglecting the melodies. The lyrics are mostly straightforward, sometimes to the point of being dumb ('Black Messiah', 'Get Up'), but sometimes to the point of being just hilarious ('Hay Fever', 'Permanent Waves'). Yet Ray Davies is no Bob Dylan - however good his lyrics are, we mostly listen to the Kinks' for the music. And this is not one of the highlights of the record. Most of the songs break in at the same midtempo and the word 'filler' pops up too often on my lips. Indeed, tracks like 'In A Foreign Land', 'Get Up' and 'Out Of The Wardrobe' (yet another song about a transvestite after 'Lola'; was Ray trying to justify the band's name or what?) are forgettable even after a billion listens, since they do not present us with even a single creative idea. 'Live Life' is little better, even if it is a little louder (the main musical skeleton was later re-worked as the title track for Low Budget); and 'Black Messiah' sounds like lounge music, lyrics excluded (PC types would probably kill for it, even though Ray warns them: 'everybody's got the right to speak their minds/So don't shoot me for saying mine'). Dave adds a composition of his own ('Trust Your Heart'), unfortunately, it is just a musical tidbit culminating in a lot of unpleasant screaming. Really lightweight compared to his far superior efforts around 1967.
So? Any good ideas on here? Well, it's primarily the gorgeous title track. Even though Ray's songwriting capacities may have deteriorated over the years, he was still able to put out a wonderful, emotional ballad now and then, and this is just what you could ask for: a sad, complaintive, but also slightly consoling ode to all the tramps and outcasts; for once, the lyrics sound serious, mature and expressive. Classic! Plus, there are some more compositions that wouldn't be ranked as 'good', but they're at least upbeat, punchy and funny, like the amusing 'Hay Fever' and anti-commercial 'Permanent Waves'. 'A Rock'n'Roll Fantasy' was the minihit for this record, and this story about drowning all your troubles in rock music has its moments, despite the pathetic whiny intonation in the verses. These songs are enough to somewhat punch up the rating, even though practically none of the songs are nasty or anything. They just look like used up chewing gum to me - something you can still make use of, but not very tasty.

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LOW BUDGET

Year Of Release: 1979
Record rating = 7
Overall rating = 11

A very funny album. Lightweight, but this time around much more satisfying.
Best song: (WISH I COULD FLY LIKE) SUPERMAN

No, you didn't get it: Ray Davies really wanted to become a superstar again. Having assembled all of his will together and listened to some contemporary music, he decided it wouldn't be such a bad idea to take all of his (and brother Dave's, for sure) rockin' ideas and dilute them with a touch-up of punk and disco. In other ways, why not follow the Stones' direction? Indeed - why not? Because first time around, it really works.
The songs on Low Budget are definitely up a grade as compared to Misfits. First of all, they are diverse: besides the standard ballads and midtempo rockers, you have your generic punk rock ('Pressure'), your generic disco number ('National Health'), and some interesting mixtures of these genres ('Superman' is disco rock, 'Misery' is... err... pop punk?). They have different tempos, and that's an improvement: if you do not pay enough attention while listening to Misfits, you may even not notice the breaks between songs. And finally, Ray is obviously working on these songs. Poor Mr Davies! I can almost see him busting his brains and trying to write a catchy tune or a hit single. He doesn't stop before anything - writing banal lyrics, employing simplistic chords and melodies, even stealing from his betters ('Catch Me Now I'm Falling' borrows the riff from 'Jumpin' Jack Flash'; 'In A Space' begins suspiciously similar to Andrew Lloyd Webber's 'Superstar') - it's a wonder he didn't get sued. On top of it, he succeeds and comes up with a thoroughly enjoyable album.
The hit single was 'Superman', and it's really good: the lyrics are banal but funny (also drawing heavily on all the possible cliches like 'we've gotta get out of this place' and 'I'd like to change the world'), and the melody is downright fascinating. So what if it's disco? It sounds original! My favourite tracks also include 'Pressure', a great little cross between Chuck Berry and the Sex Pistols; the title track which could have been a good hit in the Twenties were it not for its 'metallization'; and the wonderful ballad 'Little Bit Of Emotion' which is a definite highlight (it's slightly similar to 'Misfits' in thematics and in the mood which it is supposed to set). But hell, they're all listenable - even the filler like 'Misery' or the pseudoblues 'A Gallon Of Gas' are able to hold my attention ('A Gallon Of Gas' even entered the live To The Bone). Finally, the closing 'Moving Pictures', yet another disco track with painfully cliched lyrics ('Life is only a moving picture/Nothing in life is a permanent fixture' - clumsy and unoriginal), has yet another carefully thought over and played riff which serves as a good launching pad for memorizing it.
What happened? The obvious answer is that Ray could really make some good songs if he tried hard. In fact, I can't think of any other reason. If you can, tell me. Where Misfits was a total failure in that it just didn't manage to hold your attention, Low Budget is certainly a success. Oh, and have I mentioned the catchy ballad 'Catch Me Now I'm Falling'? See, the borrowed riff of 'Jumpin' Jack Flash' is just a little imported tidbit, and they could perfectly have done without it. Maybe Ray was deliberately trying to make a risk and see whether Keith Richards would like to sue him or not. Anyway, the song itself is great, even though a little bit long. It sounds totally simple and 'childish', but so do all the other songs on here. In fact, all of the Kinks' catalog sounds childish, and I think I've said it before. That's because they use simple chord progressions, you know. Or maybe for some other reason. No matter. I really dig this album. It does sound quite modern for 1979, but it also sounds retro, and that's certainly a good thing. Unfortunately, they just weren't able to keep it up.

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ONE FOR THE ROAD

Year Of Release: 1980
Record rating = 8
Overall rating = 12

Hey, great selection of live songs! And where are those screaming girls?
Best song: 20TH CENTURY MAN

Superstars need live albums, and big superstars need double live albums. Moreover, they need successful live albums - and this one even managed to go gold. To say the truth, it really deserves it. The playing is quite good, the track selection is clever and the audience is willing to listen - we've moved out of Kelvin Hall, finally. Unfortunately, the production is somewhat muddy, and this, combined with the fact that most of the tracks are quite heavily metallized, really results in 'earing problems - especially when Dave is deciding to rip out on a solo. But this is something you'll have to live up to.
The track selection concentrates mostly on Low Budget - they perform almost half the songs out of it, but it's OK if you dig the album. Apart from that, it has some other mid-Seventies classics ('Misfits', 'Hardway', 'Celluloid Heroes'), as well as lots of evergreen hits. Of course, none of these live versions can live up to their studio versions - all the studio subtleties are lost, but that's what they were going for: loud, in-yer-face rock! Wow! We kick ass! Shucks.
Yeah, right. All of the tracks are listenable, even minor disasters like a disco version of 'Till The End Of The Day' and a shameful singalong version of 'Lola'. Then again, they're just fun - and even if you're dissatisfied, you'll be sure to pick your spirits after listening to the blistering 'metal' versions of 'All Day And All Of The Night', 'You Really Got Me' and especially '20th Century Man' (the definite highlight of the record; strange enough, it was cut out from the original CD pressing for space reasons and re-installed only recently). You'll laugh at the improvised verses in 'Low Budget' and 'Superman', tap your feet to the anti-punk anthem 'Prince Of The Punks', jump up like a young ostrich kid at listening to 'Where Have All The Good Times Gone', drop a small pool of tears at Dave's emotional soloing on 'Celluloid Heroes', and sing along with the Davies dudes on the closing 'Victoria' and 'David Watts' (unfortunately, both songs are mercilessly shortened down). This is more than a historical document (like Kelvin Hall was) - it's a downright enjoyable album, with enough care and love inserted into it. Unfortunately, Ian Gibbons later overdubbed some keyboard parts, so you can't really state that it's a totally live, untrumped-up album; but as a product, it works. Even if you won't love all of it, 77 minutes of music for the price of one CD ain't that much, eh? When you could pay the same price for a silly early Beach Boys album clocking in at 20 minutes?

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GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

Year Of Release: 1982
Record rating = 4
Overall rating = 8

Stupid and senseless heavy metal. Even the ballads sound flake and fake.
Best song: YO-YO

The Kinks' artistic comeback seems to have ended as quickly as it had begun. Either Ray thought that, with Low Budget behind his back, he won't be needing to work that much any more, or else he just wasn't in the right mood. Low Budget was diverse, funny and pleasantly lightweight, with lots of ideas being carefully planned and carried into life. Give The People seems to concentrate on their newly-found 'metallic' side: more than half of the tracks are gruff, lifeless rockers, all set to a standard heavy metal pattern. Well, it's nice seeing them making a kinda definite statement and all, but no thanks. Anybody can pick up a guitar, add a hell of a lot of distortion and go out into space (in fact, that's what punk rock was mostly about, wasn't it?) I'd expect something slightly more intriguing - a good song or two, for a change. And this is exactly what this album refuses to present to me. Well, okay, maybe one or two. But not more! 'Yo-Yo' is a nice kind of 'desperate' song which could have been even better if only Ray took some more time to work on it, and 'Destroyer' (the mini-hit off the record), even if it mixes the melody of 'All Day And All Of The Night' with the lyrics of 'Lola', at least mixes them decently.
But the rest of the record (and it ain't that little) just doesn't hold its head high. The few attempts at balladeering don't have the kind of tearful hooks Ray used to spice up ditties like 'Misfits' and 'Little Bit Of Emotion', and as a result sound draggy and insincere, especially 'Art Lover', either an ode to a pervert or a lament of an outcast. Never mind the lyrics, though - I know lots of people enjoy Ray Davies' songs for the lyrics, but this is certainly not the place to start. 'Come to daddy'. Really, Ray! Same goes for 'Killer's Eyes' which somehow seems to miss my sprite. The remaining seven songs are amateurish heavy metal at its ugliest, like the opening 'Around The Dial' which seems to be poking its nose around, not knowing where to fit. The title track is kinda scary, with all its references that all the people really want is sex, blood and murder on TV, but musically it sounds like a parody on 'Pressure' which already was a parody on Chuck Berry. Pathetic. I'd like to notice, however, that the way he sings 'add it up' on 'Add It Up' is interesting in that fifteen years later, it obviously re-appeared on the Stones' 'Flip The Switch'. Coincidence? Aaarrgh, probably, and not a very comfortable one at that. 'Back To Front' is especially nasty, sounding like a techno take on a war march (and that must sound totally crazy, too). In all, there's not even a single track on this album which I'd be willing to call 'near-classic'. Come to think of it, there's not even a single track I'd call 'near-good'. Why? Because Ray's a lazy sluggard, that's why. Oh, sorry, I think I've forgotten to mention 'Predictable': this is really one song which could approach the definition of 'good'. It's interesting, if only for the fact that it features very masterful interaction between Ray's main singing and the back-uppers. And the lyrics are really surprising: he complains that his life is so safe, boring and 'predictable'. C'mon, Ray, isn't it the very thing you were asking for on 'Low Budget' and 'A Gallon Of Gas'? No satisfaction, really!

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M.Franklin <check.mark@verizon.net> (30.10.2000)


PHOBIA

Year Of Release: 1993
Record rating = 2
Overall rating = 6

What are these guys doing, trying to rival Slayer or anything? SOS!
Best song: SOMEBODY STOLE MY CAR

[This is where I have one real huge gap - haven't been able to get anything in between 1983-89. Wait for it!]
The critics hated it, the people never bought it, and I can sure tell why. If you thought Give The People was heavy metal, then this one is the ultra-heaviest. This is not to say that it's good heavy metal - it's just generic crappy heavy metal. Either Ray and Dave thought the world wasn't yet convinced of their having fore-fathered the genre, or else they thought that straightforward metal arrangements would perfectly suit the general mood of the album - which really isn't that pretty. The album cover is gray, and the music sure as hell is of the same colour. Songs about disillusionment, crisis, hatred, fear and death abound - long gone are the happy days when Ray preferred to hide himself from these things behind a wall of picture books, Waterloo sunsets and tin soldier men. This time we have a 'Wall Of Fire' instead. About half of the songs are driven by heavy, boring metal riffs, and Dave plays an obligatory metallic solo in every one, so they practically end up sounding like each other. You might get interested in 'Wall Of Fire' just because it's the album opener, but 'Drift Away', the title track, 'It's Alright' (Dave's solo spot), and lots and lots of others - they aptly demonstrate that there was really nothing good about 'Wall Of Fire', it was just the first song, 's all. Yeah, indeed.
Not that there aren't any 'softer' tracks. There are, but they're dull as well, like 'Only A Dream' which sounds as an uninspired parody on Dylan's 'Tangled Up In Blue' (both lyrically and melodically). Relative standouts include 'Hatred (A Duet)' with Ray discussing his personal problems with Dave, and the Beatlish 'Somebody Stole My Car' (with a direct reference to 'Drive My Car' in the end). But they're only relative, which means they haven't got a chance of acquiring 'classic' status. At least, only over my dead body. I really don't know what happened, but obviously at some particular moment in his life Ray totally lost the ability of composing good music. I really don't have the least idea as to why. I have a deep hidden feeling it can have something to do with Dave's love for heavy metal, but this can't be the sole explanation. Take their two new compositions on To The Bone, for instance - they're so much better! And they're not heavy metal. Get the idea?
Even worse is the fact that this is one ultra-long album. Most of the tracks go well over four or even five minutes, when they really don't deserve it. This implies the fact that the album is almost impossible to sit through in one time. In fact, I really don't remember a more painful experience since listening to Clapton's Pilgrim. The closing tracks don't have the least chance to get caught in my memory - it's all a hard-rockin', hard-friggin' mess. Don't buy it unless you gave the oath of collecting every piece of plastic associated with Ray Davies. I couldn't even get myself to listen to it more than two times. I guess I ought to (what's a poor reviewer to do), but at least gimme time to catch my breath...

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<WhoJonGalt@aol.com> (25.08.2000)


TO THE BONE

Year Of Release: 1994
Record rating = 8
Overall rating = 12

Subtle! Good live versions of old classics just can't fail, now can they?
Best song: well, it's like a compilation, so screw it

Seeing as Phobia had just fared quite miserably, and probably realizing that the only force that was left in the Kinks lay in their roots, Ray made a sudden decision to release this live-in-the-studio album. The actual tracks are interspersed, though: judging by the audience's sounds, some are from large venues (like the opening 'All Day And All Of The Night') and some were probably done without any audience. Most, however, come directly from Konk Studios with a couple dozen guests admiring the band's skills at playing live. The track listing mostly consists of the evergreens from 1965-70 with a later hit thrown in now and then ('Come Dancing', 'Don't Forget To Dance', 'Give The People What They Want', 'Do It Again', even 'A Gallon Of Gas'!) As usual, most of the tracks are heavily metallized, but that's no serious problem, moreover, if you've heard the earlier live albums, you're supposed to be used to that.
Most interesting, though, is the fact that an absolute majority of these songs seem to work. The guitarwork is immaculate - you rarely hear a missed or sloppy note, Ray's vocals are indistinguishable from what they were twenty years earlier, and the rhythm section, even though it has nothing to do with the original Kinks (Bob Henrit on drums, Jim Rodford on base), is as tight as necessary. I would even go as far as to state that some of these versions surpass the originals - my pick is 'Set Me Free' which somehow seems to be transformed from a slightly noticeable pop ditty into a ferocious and highly emotional rocker. It should also be noted that 'Apeman' is simply gorgeous, being driven by accordeon and a prominent drum pattern: it simply makes you wanna dance and sing along in a way that could never be done by the original version. Some other songs get a rearrangement, too: 'Do You Remember Walter' is being introduced by Ray as 'one of my Bavarian songs' and it does sound Bavarian (where's the accent, though?) Plus, you also get a short acoustic set from Ray, where he invites the audience to sing along on 'Sunny Afternoon' and 'Dedicated Follower Of Fashion'. Now just don't you think that I'm a great lover of audience singalongs, but at least it's soothing to see that Ray has still got it in him. And he sure can play, too: just listen how aptly he substitutes that precious flute bit on 'Village Green Preservation Society' for acoustic guitar! Now that's what I call 'care-for-sound'!
Yeah, in fact, this album could even be recommended to Kinks neophytes who'd like to taste some of their best material. Of course, with some serious understatements, too. The metallizing of these tracks sounds all right by me, but it really isn't that typical of the classic Kinks sound - like I already said somewhere above, it's just to remind people who really invented hard rock. And some of the most classic cuts really lose a bit of their magic 'childish/British' aura when played live ('Dead End Street', for one). On the plus, Kinks neophytes will have a chance to hear some of Ray's funny stories and entertaining banter in between songs, so they'll at least get some sweet fun in recompense.
Oh, and another thing! The CD has two bonus studio tracks at the end - 'Animal' and the title track, namely. They're not particularly great, but they're good! The choruses sound nice and strong, and they're memorable. And they're not heavy metal. What else can I say to convince you? Well, at least these tracks are a significant relief in that Phobia might now be judged not as a demonstration of total ruin and washed-upness, but rather as a creative misstep. This, of course, is appliable only if these two songs aren't some old outtakes. In which case I prefer to discard this last paragraph. Also, I've heard from different sources there are actually two To The Bone's - a UK one and a US one (gee, happy old days are here again!) The UK one is a single CD, but, just as you might guess, it contains some tracks not found on the US one. So?..

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Peter Castanos <pcastanos@hartmann.webcentral.com.au> (05.09.2000)

<Ogdensgoneflake@aol.com> (23.10.2000)


HIT PACKAGES 
BIG HITS

Year Of Release: 1996

There's at least a couple dozen notorious Kinks' hits packages, even though there's never yet been a complete retrospective box set, due to the numerous record labels the band had signed for, but this one's the most fresh and widely available. So if you're just starting with the band, you might as well get it, because the track selection is very reasonable. It covers the entire Pye period (1964-70), with practically no serious gaps: you get your early head-banging singles ('You Really Got Me', 'All Day And All Of The Night', 'Tired Of Waiting For You', 'Till The End Of The Day'), the fantastic Britfest stuff from 1966-67 ('Sunny Afternoon', 'Dead End Street', 'Waterloo Sunset', 'Autumn Almanac') and the cream of their 'mature', 1968-70 period (title track from TVGPS, 'Shangri-La', 'Drivin'', 'Lola', 'Apeman'), plus some 'rarities' which bands of lesser stature would have killed for ('Mr Pleasant'; 'Days'; the 1969 hilarious flop single 'Plastic Man'). I was somewhat disappointed by the inclusion of both 'Dedicated Follower Of Fashion' and 'Dandy', 'cos they pretty much sound the same; on the other hand, the exclusion of, say, 'Set Me Free', 'Picture Book' or 'Victoria' is a crying shame, but, in all, this is a very representative collection which can easily make a Kinks' fanatic out of you if you give it a couple o' spins.

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