DIANA AND THE PRESS
Sung to the tune of "Bennie And The Jets"
Music: Elton John
Lyrics: Bernie Taupin
Parody Lyrics: Ann Biguous
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Hey kids, the couple's not together
Diana tried to reach out but the Prince he wouldn't let her
We see it in the headlines now every day
You know the press is gonna make a killing now anyway
Say, Diana dating Dodi, have you seen them yet?
The news is that he drives her wild
D-D-D-D Diana and the Press
Oh, but she's real and she's wonderful
Diana she's really keen
She's got her Bally boots, Versace suits
You know I saw it in a magazine
D-D-D-D Diana and the Press
Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe we're blinded
Diana makes us ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
When we lose all of our own sense of guilt and
say who's right and who's wrong
Say, Diana did her duty, have you seen her yet?
The news is that it drove her wild
D-D-D-D Diana and the Press
Oh, but she was real and she was wonderful
Diana she was really keen
She's got her Bally boots, Versace suits
You know I saw it in a magazine
D-D-D-D Diana and the Press
Di, Di, Di, Diana and the Press
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"Benny And The Jets" © 1973 Dick James Music Limited.
"Diana And The Press" © 1997 Ann Biguous. All Rights Reserved.
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