This page was made for my amusement, not just to bash
Alanis. If you ike Alanis, you will probably get offended and
mad at me and send me some hatemail. Go ahead. I don't mind. But
please first read this
Here Are The Reasons Why I Seriously Dislike
Alanis
Below are the reasons why I dislike here, continue reading
or go read the hate mail I got from
some Alanis lovers
- She poses for nude pictures ((click here)
or here or even here,
or here they're all different) even
though she is less than perfectly beautiful. (due to my agreement
w/ Geocities I had to make
it non-pornographic)
- She is a man-izer. She once felt sick and had her stomach
pumped. They found 5 oz. of seminal fluid in her stomach. If you
figure it out that would be about 20 ejaculations, and since it
only stays in the body for three days, she had to go down on 20
guys in 3 days. Which means she had gone down on a guy before
and after every meal, approximately.
- She didn't write a the lyrics on the album.
- She didn't write a the music on the album.
- Her musical talents are limited to the harmonica (I believe).
See here hold (not play) a guitar here
- She has an epileptic arm seizure thing going on.
- She tries to be angst driven. I know I would be terribly upset
if I had sold millions of records. And made millions of dollars
- Look on the back of her album. What exactly is she trying
to do with that snake? (Thanks to the local radio station for
pointing that out to me, since I don't own it)
- She used to be bubble-gum pop-deva. Here are some pics. Pic 1,
Pic 2
- She was on You Can't Do That On Television. Which was a fairly
good show, when I was 6.
- Not only can't she sing (well that is), she mostly just whines.
- 12. Half the things she sings in that overplayed, overly whiney
song "Ironic", aren't even ironic. Think about it. The
definition of irony….the use of words to express the opposite
of what one really means. That's it, straight from Websters.
- 13. Her annoying fans. See the Hatemail section
- 14. Her hypocritical fans. I was on the Alanis N.G. (gring),
and I saw a post from a fellow Alanis disliker. The people in
the NG told them to leave and that they were wrong for going into
an Alanis group just to bash her. Well that is the same thing
that happens with me. A bunch of whiney Alanis fans get together
and visit my site, saying I have no right to criticize her. If
you don't want to her why she suck then don't come here! It's
that simple. I don't post anything anti-alanis in pro-alanis places
and you should do the same!
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