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Facts & Quotes
Facts
Full name: Robert Peter Maximillian Williams
Date Of Birth: 13th February
Birthplace: Stoke On Trent
Height: 6' 2"
Eyes: Green
Family details: Mum Janet, Dad Peter and sister Sally
Bad Habits: Nail biting, burning the candle at both ends, losing things
Qualities: Concerned for other people, always sees the funny side of things, exellent conservationalist, brilliant sense of humor, great songwriter.
Shoes: Boots and trainers in the summer
Likes: Women with strong characters, rollerblading, playing football, Port Vale, The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, Oasis, U2, Vic Reeves.
Dislikes: Rude people, being told off, Nigel Martin Smith
Quotes
On meeting the other TT lads for the first time:
'I remember thinking what a weird bunch they were, and I really didn't think we could ever be a band.'
When asked what he likes to do in his sparetime:
'Rollerblading, or drinking Lowenbrau down the pub, then combinig the two!'
What's the best advice you've ever been given?
'RUN!'
What characteristics have you inherited from your parents?'Plastic teeth, feet and aliminium tonsils!'
On drugs:
'I would love to say, don't take them because they mess you up. But young people don't need pop stars like myself forcing opinions down their throats. I think it's for them to decide what they are going to do, how they're going to do it and who they're going to do it with.'
'Sex is good. Everybody does it and everybody should.'
'We've had out clothes ripped off us, jackets going missing, scratches all down our backs - and then we go home to our mums.'
'I don't think I'm that good-looking and I think that's why I've got this far - everyone took pity on me.'
'I'm pretty good at sensing when there's going to be trouble, so I just scoot off because you don't fight if you don't have to.....'
'I love getting love and affection.....and I like giving affection in return.'
'My first day at school I saw all these kids crying as they said goodbye to their mums, but I was more concerned with playing with the lads. I told my mum to go home; she was more upset than I was.'
'I used to work in the flower-shop, actually. I can do a £12.50 bouquet - a bit of gypsophila, a bit of green, and then you sprays. And I can do a nice ribbon for it too.'
'Sometimes if i haven't been very funny in an interview I get fed up. You see, I like being funny. when I read the interviews back afterwards I make myself laugh.'
'I've got a fear for yellow snow. It's usually outside the gents toilet! I'm scared of falling off buildings too, especially when you reach the bottom.'
'I'm mad. I think I am. It's alright though, it's not a lost-it mad, it's just I'm mad. I can go round talking complete and utter twaddle. I confuse people.'
'Yeah, I'd eat dog poo. I'd do it for £100 000, that's the minimum.'
On Lazy Days:
'I just wanted to capture the feeling you get on a summer day when you're drunk and you're rolling about on the grass with the person you love next to you.'
On South Of The Border:
'It's about me loosing the plot last year and then regaining it after a visit to my mums.'
On Killing Me:
'It's a look at the point where Robert became Robbie. We wrote it in a really bad studio in Stoke.'
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