Lyrics to the songs that the Blind Dates butcher
The Lyrics
here's the complete list of lyrics that the Blind Dates have been working on.
"Ryan (it's about a girl)"
Ryan wakes up from a dream,
next to a girl that he's never seen,
He takes a shower, and goes to school,
thinkin' his lover is oh-so cool.
(chorus) It's a love affair-
but no one's there,
He's makin' love alone
It's a love affair-
but no one's there,
phone sex with a dial tone.
Half-way though class and he just can't wait,
He's gettin' ready for his big date,
it's no blind date by any means,
it's just a girl that he's never seen.
(chorus)
He's ditched his friends-
and all the flowers he sends,
winds up on HIS front door.
The girl he's always dreamed about,
but he's never met before!
(chorus)(end)
No Die
You can call me over-bearing,
you can call me what you will,
but I can't stand to sit here
and watch your future killed.
I've seen it done a hundred times,
a hundred times and still,
you're fighting a losing battle
up a never-ending hill.
(chorus)And I....
won't let you die.
No I....
won't let you down.
And I....
won't let you die.
But you....
gotta turn your life around.
I remember back when we were kids,
always playing in your yard.
Now we both have grown up,
you complain that life's too hard.
It started with cigarettes,
the drink came later on,
who'd of thought, a kid like you,
a monster soon would spawn.
(chorus)
You've come and gone from rehab,
time and time again.
I wrote this song about you,
you're my only one true friend.
I've always tried to be there,
even when you're feeling bad,
here's an idea, say "I Love You" to your dad.
(chorus)
(solo)
(chorus) 2X
(end)
The Girlfriend song
The thing that sucks about new girlfriends,
is there's always ex-girlfriends,
reminding me each and every night,
that somethin' about me just isn't right.
I wonder what she likes about me,
I wonder just what it could be....
Nah, nevermind.
(chorus)I love my girlfriend,
she always makes my head spin.
She's just so great to me
that I'll never never never wanna set her free.
I love you, and you love me
so let's go start a family.
We'll always live happily,
with a little white picket fence,
a boy named Dennis.
A dog,
a cat,
I don't care if you get fat.
You're so perfect in my mind,
that we'll be together all the time.
You and me,
me and you,
let's go baby, we can't lose.
(end)
Chai
now where do you go when you're short on your dough
and you're freezing your ass off
cuz it's starting to snow
now i'll tell you bout a place that's cool to be
and if you're lucky then you'll bump into me
and if you see me there you'll be sure to find
me and myself just trying to unwind
in one hand holding a slice of pie and
in the other a lovely cup of chai
Chorus
It's Chai
it's Chai
It's Chai
and i i i i i
gotta have my chai
well it's not coffee and it's not tea
but it's just so good to me
now i spend every part of my waking day
just waiting for that time to get away
when i can get on down to that house of fun
the place where i know everyone
and i sit down and order my special brew
cuz imitations just won't do
Chorus
no matter if it's hot or cold
frozen chilled or made to scold
chai's a drink so mello and fine
and some day it will be all mine
so i kick myself into hyper drive
without that drink i can't survive
Chorus
Solo
1st Verse
Chorus
Emily Sparks
so far she's kept me clean
she hits me when i'm mean
she kicks my ass when i'm actin'
like an asshole to her
and i still love her
i'm out of my shit and into her
today's two weeks and all
i can think about is being with her
i gotta sit through a boring class
before i can go be with my girl
and i still love her
i'm out of my shit and into her
and just to hold her
makes any day seem alright
i don't care what happens tomorrow
now i just wanna hold her tight
and i still love her
i'm out of my shit and into her
before i met her
i was on a downward spiral: nowhere
and i just want to thank you again
for staying and being my girl
and i still love her
i'm out of my shit and into her
she keeps me clean
she keeps me sane
and right now i don't know
where i'd be without her
she keeps me clean
she keeps me sane
and right now i don't know
where i'd be without her
and i still love her
i'm out my shit and into her
and i still love her
i'm out of my shit and into her
--bouncy bouncy fun punk rock part
end
Speechless
i don't know what to say
i don't know what to do
when i fell in love with you
i don't know what to say
i don't know what to do
when i fell in love
in love with you
i want to see you every day when i can
and when i can't i feel empty inside
just the sound of your voice makes me feel alright
i long to hold you everyday when i can
just wrap you all up in my arms
keep you near me always hold you tight
Chorus
1st verse
as i recall when i did fall
you picked me up and told me it'd be alright
i can't think of a way to thank you
and when i call
just to hear your voice on the phone
i gotta think to myself that i love you
chorus
i want to see you everyday
i want to hold you everyday
i want to be with you every way that i can
forever loving you
All the girls we know are Hoes
all the girls we know are hoes
and they don't know where to go
they'll fuck around and
they'll fuck you over
all the girls we know are hoes
all the girls we know are hoes
and your package starts to grow
when their body hits the bed
cuz you know they give good head
Chorus
all the girls we know are hoes
all the girls we know are hoes
all the girls we know are hoes
all the girls we know are hoes
all the girls we know are hoes
and their minds are kinda slow
when they lay down
they get no respect
all the girls we know are hoes
all the girls we know are hoes
and their conscience must be blown
yeah we don't want them around
cuz they just bring me down
Chorus
Chorus
all the girls we know are hoes
that's the way that it goes
just ask Kristen cuz she knows
that all the girls we know are hoes
all the girls we know are hoes
getting dumped really blows
fuck off Kristen she's a hoe
and it really shows
All the girls we know are hoes....