Lyrics to the songs that the Blind Dates butcher

The Lyrics

here's the complete list of lyrics that the Blind Dates have been working on.



"Ryan (it's about a girl)"


Ryan wakes up from a dream, next to a girl that he's never seen, He takes a shower, and goes to school, thinkin' his lover is oh-so cool. (chorus) It's a love affair- but no one's there, He's makin' love alone It's a love affair- but no one's there, phone sex with a dial tone. Half-way though class and he just can't wait, He's gettin' ready for his big date, it's no blind date by any means, it's just a girl that he's never seen. (chorus) He's ditched his friends- and all the flowers he sends, winds up on HIS front door. The girl he's always dreamed about, but he's never met before! (chorus)(end)


No Die


You can call me over-bearing, you can call me what you will, but I can't stand to sit here and watch your future killed. I've seen it done a hundred times, a hundred times and still, you're fighting a losing battle up a never-ending hill. (chorus)And I.... won't let you die. No I.... won't let you down. And I.... won't let you die. But you.... gotta turn your life around. I remember back when we were kids, always playing in your yard. Now we both have grown up, you complain that life's too hard. It started with cigarettes, the drink came later on, who'd of thought, a kid like you, a monster soon would spawn. (chorus) You've come and gone from rehab, time and time again. I wrote this song about you, you're my only one true friend. I've always tried to be there, even when you're feeling bad, here's an idea, say "I Love You" to your dad. (chorus) (solo) (chorus) 2X (end)


The Girlfriend song


The thing that sucks about new girlfriends, is there's always ex-girlfriends, reminding me each and every night, that somethin' about me just isn't right. I wonder what she likes about me, I wonder just what it could be.... Nah, nevermind. (chorus)I love my girlfriend, she always makes my head spin. She's just so great to me that I'll never never never wanna set her free. I love you, and you love me so let's go start a family. We'll always live happily, with a little white picket fence, a boy named Dennis. A dog, a cat, I don't care if you get fat. You're so perfect in my mind, that we'll be together all the time. You and me, me and you, let's go baby, we can't lose. (end)


Chai


now where do you go when you're short on your dough and you're freezing your ass off cuz it's starting to snow now i'll tell you bout a place that's cool to be and if you're lucky then you'll bump into me and if you see me there you'll be sure to find me and myself just trying to unwind in one hand holding a slice of pie and in the other a lovely cup of chai Chorus It's Chai it's Chai It's Chai and i i i i i gotta have my chai well it's not coffee and it's not tea but it's just so good to me now i spend every part of my waking day just waiting for that time to get away when i can get on down to that house of fun the place where i know everyone and i sit down and order my special brew cuz imitations just won't do Chorus no matter if it's hot or cold frozen chilled or made to scold chai's a drink so mello and fine and some day it will be all mine so i kick myself into hyper drive without that drink i can't survive Chorus Solo 1st Verse Chorus


Emily Sparks


so far she's kept me clean she hits me when i'm mean she kicks my ass when i'm actin' like an asshole to her and i still love her i'm out of my shit and into her today's two weeks and all i can think about is being with her i gotta sit through a boring class before i can go be with my girl and i still love her i'm out of my shit and into her and just to hold her makes any day seem alright i don't care what happens tomorrow now i just wanna hold her tight and i still love her i'm out of my shit and into her before i met her i was on a downward spiral: nowhere and i just want to thank you again for staying and being my girl and i still love her i'm out of my shit and into her she keeps me clean she keeps me sane and right now i don't know where i'd be without her she keeps me clean she keeps me sane and right now i don't know where i'd be without her and i still love her i'm out my shit and into her and i still love her i'm out of my shit and into her --bouncy bouncy fun punk rock part end


Speechless


i don't know what to say i don't know what to do when i fell in love with you i don't know what to say i don't know what to do when i fell in love in love with you i want to see you every day when i can and when i can't i feel empty inside just the sound of your voice makes me feel alright i long to hold you everyday when i can just wrap you all up in my arms keep you near me always hold you tight Chorus 1st verse as i recall when i did fall you picked me up and told me it'd be alright i can't think of a way to thank you and when i call just to hear your voice on the phone i gotta think to myself that i love you chorus i want to see you everyday i want to hold you everyday i want to be with you every way that i can forever loving you


All the girls we know are Hoes


all the girls we know are hoes and they don't know where to go they'll fuck around and they'll fuck you over all the girls we know are hoes all the girls we know are hoes and your package starts to grow when their body hits the bed cuz you know they give good head Chorus all the girls we know are hoes all the girls we know are hoes all the girls we know are hoes all the girls we know are hoes all the girls we know are hoes and their minds are kinda slow when they lay down they get no respect all the girls we know are hoes all the girls we know are hoes and their conscience must be blown yeah we don't want them around cuz they just bring me down Chorus Chorus all the girls we know are hoes that's the way that it goes just ask Kristen cuz she knows that all the girls we know are hoes all the girls we know are hoes getting dumped really blows fuck off Kristen she's a hoe and it really shows All the girls we know are hoes....