Here are some great sayings we picked up from some people or just made up ourselves. OK so they may not be great, but hell they make you think as painful as it maybe.


  • Everyone screws up in one point in time or another. If you are going to, have, planning on, or might screw up, keep this in mind: do a good job of it!! Don't do a half-assed job, screw up for all it is worth. Make your mark dammit.
  • Don't draw the sun in the corner of your paper! That is not where it belongs. Do you go outside and see the sun in the corner with rays coming out of it?? Also, the sun does not wear sunglasses nor does it smile or have teeth. I am very diasppointed when I see a wonderful painting with a big, silly sun in the corner smiling and wearing sunglasses!! It mad me so angry, I just want to tear it up. -Some Words of Wisdom from our Old Elementary School Art Teahcer
  • Are you a special child??
  • How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Lollipop?? One, Two, TREE. TREE licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Lollipop.
  • "and now from the big book of bullshit"
  • Little things please little minds. Hey now, it is true!!
  • GI Joe in pantyhose is making room for the one and only
  • Only a real man can wear a pink shirt while walking to flute lessons from volleyball pratice.
  • Nice guys finish last
  • Don't ask, don't tell.
  • As the days, well..minutes, go by, the people at our school just get stupider
  • Everyone is special in thier own way
  • Send 'em on a mission
  • AND NOW IT'S IN YOUR HAIR!!!
  • If you don't understand anything, just smile and nod
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