Cusmeec Rey Defflecshun Suceeety ooff Nurt Emereeca
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THERE'S A HOLE IN THE OoZONE END DEEDLY COSMIC REYS ERE
GETTING IN...
Zee Het Cumes Furst...
elsu esvell's het
...is oooor muttu und iferyune-a thet vunts tu jueen Zee Cusmeec Rey Defflecshun Suceeety ooff Nurt
Emereeca, Inc. moost send oooor Vurld Heedqooerters a phutu ooff zeemselfes in zeeur het...Check oooot
thees pege-a tu get inffurmeshun oon hoo tu booeeld yuoor oovn cusmeec rey defflecshun heedpeeece-a...
Receepes frum oooor cufered deesh meeteengs...
Vhee a lucel chepter ooff Zee Cusmeec Rey Defflecshun Suceeety ooff Nurt Emereeca, Inc. get's
istebleeshed zee fery furst ecteefity it shuoold underteke-a is zee cufered deesh meeteeng... Iferyune-a
shuoold breeng zeeur cusmeec rey hets, sume-a sprey peeent und sumetheeng guud tu iet...A cu-oordeenetur
helps essoore-a yuoo dun't hefe-a 6 keends ooff pesta seled...Get a luuse-a leeff nutebuuk und stert a
cuukbuuk...
Cusmeec Rey Defflecteeng?
Knooeeng, thet in sume-a footoore-a teeme-a, vhee zee oozune-a leyer hes beee foorzeer destruyed by
mun-mede-a chemeecels sooch es fluoorucerbuns und ixhoost foomes, zee iert und it's inhebeetunts veell
be-a merceelessly bumberded by deedly cusmeec reys, zee Cusmeec Rey Defflecshun Suceeety ooff Nurt
Emereeca, Inc. hes beee oorguneezed tu deescufer veys ooff soorfeefing zee cumeeng oonslooght...Kroodzna
Ink is a luusely kneet oorguneezeshun ooff crezed, furverd theenking infurunmenteleests dedeeceted tu zee
soorfeefel ooff zee hoomun rece-a in generel, und leeffe-a oon zee plunet in perteecooler...
Vheele-a zee suceeety itselff ves furmelly oorguneezed in Mey ooff 1984, cusmeec rey defflecteeng es a
mentel etteetoode-a ves furst reeleezed in zee fell ooff 1973 vhee repurts furst ceme-a oooot oon zee
impendeeng destroocshun ooff zee oozune-a leyer...Oozune-a, Oo3, zee theen leyer ooff oooor plunet's etmusphere-a
fuoond 20 meeles up, prutects us frum dreeded cusmeec reys. Sumetheeng hed tu be-a dune-a!!! Un
Untee-Cusmeec Rey Sooeet (ECReS) vuoold be-a cunstroocted! Mun-mede-a items thet ere-a reelly
unnecessery und hefe-a nu reel felooe-a fur oooor leefes vere-a etteched tu a het und a shurt... By beleeefing
zee cullecshun ooff treenkets, teeckets, plesteecs, tuys, ootu perts, jooelreees, beeds, boottuns, und oozeer
treefiel items vuoold repel zee cusmeec reys, zee CRs vere-a ectooelly repelled!!! Ve-a cell zee pueent et
vheech zee cusmeec reys ectooelly stert beeeng repelled CRITICEL MESS...Es yuoo ettech iech peeece-a
tu yuoor cusmeec rey defflecshun item be-a it het, shurt, cer, huoose-a, sheeeld oor fuutgeer, yuoo theenk thet
thees veell be-a zee item thet geefes yuoo creeticel mess...Et sume-a pueent it ectooelly sterts heppeneeng!!! Ve-a
hupe-a...
Seence-a thuse-a ierly deys ooff CR Defflecshun, seferel cers, oor Cusmeec Rey Defflecshun Mutur Feheecles,
hefe-a jueened zee grooeeng cullecshun ooff CR items. Ve-a ere-a noo vurkeeng oon a Cusmeec Rey Huoose-a &
Gerdee veet peteeu in Noo Oorleuns es vell es sheeelds fur urbunveer...
Dysunberg Cunffooseeun Preenciple-a
Zee furst preenciple-a ooff CR Defflecshun hes beee jueened by a secund, mure-a cuntruferseeel zeeury...
Ve-a noo elsu beleeefe-a thet cusmeec reys hefe-a a loo lefel ooff intelleegence-a vheech elloos zeem tu be-a
ieseely cunffoosed by ecshuns cuntrery tu vhet is cunseedered nurmel. Oonce-a cunffoosed, CRs tend tu
retreet oon zeeur oovn tu vhence-a zeey ceme-a. Thees Dysunberg Cunffooseeun Preenciple-a, oor DCP, blends
vell veet zee suceeety's leeffe-a-style-a vheele-a veereeng oooor ECReS und reeding in zee CRDMF...Tu poot
zee DCP in oozeer terms, ve-a beleeefe-a thet cusmeec reys ere-a semee-intelleegent und zeereffure-a ieseely
cunffoosed...Thet's vhy ve-a veer fuster grunts, ifee thuoogh ve-a ere-a nut mufeee-a sters...Thet's vhy
ve-a shuut ooffff furoourks oon December 25 und ixchunge-a presents oon Jooly 4t...Thet's vhy ve-a
celebrete-a Fellooeee, zee oonly huleedey celebreted tveece-a a yeer oon Feb 14 & Ooct 31...Ell zeese-a
ecteefities es vell es veereeng oooor cusmeec rey sooeets cunffooses zee cusmeec reys, vheech sloos zeem
doon...Zeen yuoo joost step eseede-a und zeey gu pest yuoo...
Oozeer Cusmeec Rey Ecteefities
- Cusmeec Rey Sceeence-a Feur
Cusmeec rey detecturs, oozune-a genereturs und oozeer vecky sceeence-a theengs...
- Qooesee/Reseerch intu Pseoodu-Sceeence-a
- Booeelding Cusmeec Rey Defflecturs...Hunds oon reseerch
- Zee Het Cumes Furst...
geefes yuoo ell zee inffurmeshun yuoo need tu get sterted booeelding
yuoor cusmeec rey defflecshun heedpeeece-a... Vhee zee oozune-a leyer gues doon, yuoo cun
poot yuoor het oon und hefe-a teeme-a tu booeeld a sooeet tu prutect zee rest ooff yuoor budy...
Elsu in prugress is a noo set ooff cusmeec rey budy sheeelds in ell shepes und seezes...Zee
Cusmeec Rey Vell und Peteeu is in zee feenel stege-a ooff zee peeenting prucess... Ve'fe-a beee
eddeeng sprey peeent veet stenceels fur fuoor yeers noo, useeng zee vell tu peeent oooor rubes,
punts, fests und sheeelds... Vhee ve-a feenish gueeng eruoond ell zee stenceeled imeges veet
ecryleecs useeng smell brooshes, ve'll be-a reedy tu ettech stooffff!!!
- Cusmeec Rey Droom & Troompet Curps
Vell, ve-a hefe-a a droom unyvey...und unuzeer oone-a in zee vurks...
- Cusmeec Rey Celender Pruject
Zee 12t Unnooel Noospeper Custoome-a Bell und Ixtrefegunza is elsu cumeeng up pretty
suun...
Zee Ruyel Svedeesh Ecedemy ooff Sceeences hes deceeded tu everd zee 1995 Nubel
Preeze-a in Chemeestry tu Pruffessur Pool Crootzee, Mex-Plunck-Insteetoote-a fur Chemeestry,
Meeenz, Germuny (Dootch ceetizee), Pruffessur Mereeu Muleena, Depertment ooff Iert,
Etmusphereec und Plunetery Sceeences und Depertment ooff Chemeestry, MIT,
Cembreedge-a, MA, USA und Pruffessur F. Shervuud Roolund, Depertment ooff
Chemeestry, Uneefersity ooff Celeeffurnia, Irfeene-a, CA, USA fur zeeur vurk in etmusphereec
chemeestry, perteecoolerly cuncerneeng zee furmeshun und decumpuseeshun ooff oozune-a...
- P.S. Zee treeungle-a is zee secret seegn ooff zee cusmeec reys...
- Iff yuoo knoo ooff uny seetes cuncerneeng ert cers oor ooootseeder fulk erteests pleese-a get
in tuooch veet us...
- Ere-a yuoo reedy tu jueen zee Cusmeec Rey Defflecshun Suceeety ooff Nurt Emereeca?
Send us a peectoore-a ooff yuoorselff in yuoor cusmeec rey het...Oor send $7.50 fur zee
sterter keet vheech incloodes boomper steeckers, stooffff, zee het cumes furst runt und
oozeer inffu oon zee Cusmeec Reys...Edd $4 fur a cupy ooff zee hundbuuk... Oor send
SESE tu...elsu esvell, 3261 Derby Plece-a, Noo Oorleuns, La. 70119 fur mure-a inffu
oon zee Cusmeec Reydefflecshun suceeety ooff Nurt Emereeca, Inc....
- Pleese-a Nute-a: Vheele-a CR Defflecshun descreebes a speceeel keend ooff soorfeefelist
leeffestyle-a, CR Defflecshun veell nut help in zee ifent ooff noocleer ver oor meltdoon...
Coosmec Raayz go beyund free speech...
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