Welcome to Aibla!
Aibla is the land of the Grendel. It is the twisted and foul world that mirrors the bright and sunny world of Albia. Where the Norns are the cute and loveable creatures that inhabit our dreams, The Grendel is the resident of our nightmares. Here's all the really sick and nasty things my mind comes up with when it starts to rebell from an overload of cuteness.
I'm the kinda guy that went into hysterics when a female Norn finished mating and started to say "Aaron goo! Aaron goo!". I almost died laughing when I pumped a Santa Norn full of testosterone and maxed his sex drive, then had him walk up to several females and ask "norn pull Santa". You get the picture.
My big plan for this page is to develop what I call a "Sailor" Norn. It's like any other Norn, but taught a more colorful vocabulary. My cousin dared me to do this when he was immediately nauseated by the exteme cuteness of the Norns. I guess he's got a lower tolerance than me, it took me a week for it to get on my nerves, and I still keep playing.
Sailor Norns
Well, the Sailor Norns are ready, although I'm thinking of changing the name to Biker Norn. These are not for kids, but they're funny as hell. Now you no longer need to have a dirty mind to make lewd associations to what they say. Now they say it in plain english(french?).
Search for the Biker COB
I found a mail thread in the alt.games.creatures newsgroup and it set a brainstorm going in my head. Norns in Leather! If there's anyone ot there that can make it happen, lemme know. Here is the original thread.
Norn Torture Pics Wanted!
If anyone wants to contribute any art to this page, please contact me. I'm really looking for an animated GIF of a Grendel smacking the hell out of a Norn to go with the .wav file below. Photoedited pics are also welcome. I'll be making some myself, but will still like any you have. As always, any thing you see, you can take, I do. What the hell am I gonna do about it if I say you can't? Whine to your ISP? Get real.
New Norn Mating Sound
Just pop this into your Creatures\Sounds directory and hear what it really sounds like when they mate! This replaces the kiss2.wav, so be sure to back it up first in case you wanna change it back.