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LIFES RULES ACCORDING TO BUFFETT
from "Tales of Margaritaville"
LESSON 1: Never forget-they are always the enemy.
LESSON 2: Just remember, assholes are born that way,and they usually don't change.
LESSON 3: You do not want to go to jail.
LESSON 4: When you start to take this job seriously,you're in trouble
LESSON 5: It takes no more to see the good side of life than to see the bad.
LESSON 6: If you decide to run with the ball, just count on fumbling and getting the shit knocked out of you, But never forget how much fun it is just to be able to run with the ball.
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