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Chapter One . . . . . . . . . . Reservations
You Might Be a Jewish American Princess if:
- Neiman Marcus is #2 on your cellular's speed dial.
- You've had diamond studs soldered into your earlobes.
- You actually know the difference between carats and karats.
- You hire an architect to design your new house in Alpha World.
- Your dog owns more clothing and toys than your neighbor's children.
- Your favorite wine is: "I wanna go to Miami!!!" (Joan S., Dallas, TX)
- The only thing you know how to make for dinner is reservations. (Pam K., FL)
- You decorate a Chanukah Bush and insist upon eight gifts to get you in the mood!
Can You Stand More?
Noshes
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Chazarai
Marriage
Oy Gevalt
Say Uncle
MishMash
Yenta Chat
Fehrklempt
Feh Feh Feh
Past Opinions
Women & Men
Two Cents Plain
The Halloween Story
One Woman's Opinion
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I really want to thank everyone who has so generously contributed to this page. Please know that, slowly but surely, every suitable joke, story and graphic received will be published. Roll up your sleeves; take those carpal tunnel meds; e-mail me your ideas and get the credit!
If you just read the above and said to yourself, "What the hell? I sent this lazy J.A.P. e-mail two weeks ago and my contribution still isn't in there!" Well, all I can say to you energetic types is: |
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Thank you to all who happen upon this web site. I am hopeful that you will also take a moment to visit a page created as an ongoing effort by a small circle of friends of the Jewish American Princess Home Page to support and further AIDS Awareness. The Aids Awareness Day page on this site will remain as a tribute to those we have loved and lost. |
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