June's Embarassing Stories
Hello. I'm Kim, the new Girl World embarassing stories editor. I'll try to update this page when ever I can but I can't do it with out your stories so if you would like to send me an embarassing story then just scroll down to the end of the page and fill out the form. Don't worry, your name won't be used. I hope you enjoy!
Rating Scale:
*****
People will be talking about this till you're 40!
****
Change your name and move outta town!
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Yikes! That even makes ME blush!
**
That's pretty bad, I guess...
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Get over it
I was at a band competition at another school. We had to dress up, and the only tights I had that matched my pretty new dress were two sizes too big for me. I wore them anyway, not thinking anything would happen. Well, in the middle of playing, I realized my tights had slipped down to my knees! Afterwards, I ran out to fix them and just when I was pulling them up the hot drum major David came in to ask me if I was allright! I nearly died!
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Okay, so once I was at school talking to my friends outside. I saw a guy friend of mine off in the distance and I wanted to go talk to him, so I started running toward him. I didnt see the huge mud puddle right in front of me, and I tripped over a rock and fell right on my face. I had to wear my muddy clothes all day and my friends are STILL teasing me!
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My cousin Elliot had his bar mitzvah last weekend, and the party was really cool. There were separate food tables for the kids and the adults and I wanted to be cool so I went to the adults. There was some dishes of orange snowcone-looking ice- It looked good so I got a bunch and ate it. After a few minutes I started feeling really weird! The ice stuff was full of alcohol! Later my friends told me I tried to stagedive, I knocked over a bunch of chairs, I tried to make out with my cousin's friend, I stepped in a bowl of chips, and threw up in the hall! I made a fool of myself, and my entire family is sooooo pissed at me.
*****
There was this party, right, and it was SO cool- lots of dancing, lots of great food, lots of cute guys...I wanted to be all cool in front of all those hotties, so I jumped onto the dance floor and started dancing, but when I tried to do a hard move, my heels slipped out from under me and I fell on my butt and my underwear was showing! It was so embarrassing!
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I was having a party for my 13th birthday, my first boy-girl party and I was really nervous about everyone liking it and all. I was so busy running around making sure everyone was happy and the drink cooler was full and the music was playing I didn't have time to have fun myself. I was really really stressed out because I could just hear everyone saying on Monday 'God, Katie, your party sucked' and I was about to hyperventilate when my crush came up to me and said 'there aren't any chips left.' That pushed me over the edge- I just sat down and started crying hysterically and I couldn't stop for an hour, when the party ended. Instead of saying my party sucked on Monday, everyone gifted me with a new name- Katie Crybaby.
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It was my 12th birthday and my friends had thrown me a surprise party in my basement. It was really cool, all of my friends, including my majorly hot crush, and we all sat around for me to open my presents. While I was in the middle of it, suddenly my dad runs downstairs holding a photo album and says "oh, come here everyone and look at Sara- wasn't she adorable?" He was showing everyone my baby pictures, and I'm naked in half of them! My friends and my crush were laughing at me....ack!
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I invited all my friends to camp out in my backyard. My all told ghost stories of course, and one of my friends, who is really creative and a really good actress, told this really freaky story about spirits form beyond, and demons and stuff. My pals were terrified, and we all ran into the house to wake up my mom to comfort us. When we got in her room, we found her sprawled on the bed completely naked! I wanted to join the Witness Protection program!!!!!
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Once I was on a trip with my mom, dad, my older brother, and his cute friend Steve in the car and we were driving around some twisty turny roads. I was starting to feel kind of sick but I didn't say anything cause I knew Steve would laugh. So it just got worse and worse and worse until we hit a turn and suddenly I barfed all over the back seat of the car, including over me, my brother and Steve! We had to pull over so I could finish and clean ourselves up, and the rest of the trip everyone was singing that 'Comet, it makes you vomit' song whenever I showed up. It was awful.
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