The Code of the West Ask no more and give no less than honesty, courage, loyalty, generosity, and fairness.

Here's some good 'ol fashioned Cowboy Logic

Don't never interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none. Timing has alot to do with the outcome of a Raindance. There's more ways to skin a cat than stickin' his head in a bootjack and jerkin' on his tail.

After weeks of taters and beans, even a change to beans and taters is good. Never take to sawin' on a branch that's supportin' you, unless you're bein' hung from it. Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: WHEN YOU'RE FULL OF BULL, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A HOLE, THE BEST THING TO DO IS STOP DIGGIN'. Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco. The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. A man with an edgy smile is like a dog with a waggin' tail: he's not happy, he's nervous. Don't worry 'bout biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably bigger than you think.

The best way to cook any part of a rangy ol' longhorn is to toss it in a pot with a horseshoe, and when the horseshoe is soft and tender, you can eat the beef. A woman's heart is like a campfire. If you don't tend to it regular, you'll soon lose it. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. NO MATTER WHERE YOU RIDE TO, THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE.

If you're sittin' at a counter eating, leave your hat on. If you're sittin' at a table, take it off. SOME THINGS AIN'T FUNNY A lot of good luck is underserved, but then so is a lot of bad luck. A man who wants to loan you a slicker when it ain't rainin' ain't doin' much for you.

IT AIN'T SO MUCH IMPORTANT TO BE SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE ELSE AS IT IS TO BE SUPERIOR THAN WHAT YOU USE TO BE !!!

THERE'S TWO THEORIES TO ARGUIN' WITH A WOMAN. NEITHER ONE WORKS. Kickin' never gets you nowheres, unless you're a mule. Only a buzzard feeds on his friends. Don't squat with yer spurs on !!