do you like the pixies?
if so, you should go to the best pixies site there is to be found, called alec eiffel: a french pixies page. (dont worry you lazy, overweight, non-/unilingual americans, its in american, not french). and finally, after many years of waiting, i have been blessed with the gift of an official pixies site.
do you like the pixies a lot?
if so, you should go here
for a lot of pixies.
do you like country music?
if so, here are some sites of mr. black himself. for those of you who have even an inkling of common sense and realize that this was just a joke and that im talking about the one...the only...frank black (and the catholics), go back to that link up there or just go here.
do you like nirvana a lot?
if so, you should go here
for a lot of nirvana. or try krist novoselic's handbook to higher consciousness if you wanna or needta to relax your mind.
and if you like either the velvet underground, the clash, and/or the aforementioned pixies, you will absolutely love dream syndicate.
do you like the toadies? have you ever heard of the toadies?
if so, you no longer have to be alone. go here for their official site, which, by the grace of that god that watches over me, cannot be displayed, or
here for other toadies-related sites.
do you like radiohead?
if not, you should hear "ok computer" or "the bends" and/or go here.
do you hate all music produced after the '70s?
if so, i dont know why youre still checking out my spanish music page. but just to be nice (probably the only place you will witness this on this site), i am offering some jimi hendrix...some doors...some cat stevens sites just for you (awww...isnt that swee(die, die, die)t). hey, why dont ya lose some of that weight on top of your shoulders (psst, heres a little diet tip: im not talking about the world).
you like blonde redhead.
you like enon (now you can check out these guys on enon.tv), skeleton key, and 3R@1N1@C (thats pronounced brainiac).
you should also like modest mouse. i like modest mouse.
and the red hot chili peppers.
do you hate punk/pop music because its all performed by sincere anorexic males in their mid- to late-20s, or because the rest is performed by insincere anorexic males in their mid- to late-20s (except for metal-li-ca (renamed alternica in the dead zone) who havent seen 20 since the other night when they
were taking advantage of their sickening rock star status by hanging out with girls half their age)?
if so, then you should go here to see some punk/pop music performed by seemingly sincere, near
anorexic females in their mid- to late-20s, who even have their own official site.
do you like limp bizkit and/or any of the "bands" that fall under the genre of that rap-metal hybrid and are looking for others who share your interests and/or taste in music?
if so, you shouldnt go anywhere but here because you are alone and should probably be bludgeoned/maimed and/or brutally disfigured. and you most definitely should be left alone. forever.