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Memorable Jackie Gleason Television Catchphrases
(Listed below are trademark phrases that Jackie Gleason made famous on his television show "The Jackie Gleason Show." They were commonly said by his characters, like Ralph Kramden and Reggie Van Gleason III or by Gleason in his opening monologue for the show. Below the list you can select your favorite of his catchphrases and vote.)


1. Baby, you're the greatest.

2. One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser!

3. Bang! Zoom! (One of these days, one of these days. Bang! Zoom!)

4. To the moon, Alice, to the moon! (Do you want to go to the moon!? Do you want to go to the moon!?) (A trip to the moon, Alice!) (Would you like to go to the moon!?)

5. Oh, you're a riot, Alice, you're a riot! (Oh, you're a riot, a regular riot!)

6. Hummina, hummina, hummina... (Humma, humma, humma...) ( Humina, humma, humma, humma...)

7. I got a big mouth!

8. You are a mental case.

9. Get ouuuut! (Ouuut!)

10. Don't get me steamed, Alice, 'cause I'm already steamed! (Don't get me steamed, Alice, 'cause I'm steamed!)

11. How sweet it is.

12. Har-har-har-dee-har-har!

13. Mmmmmmm Boy!

14. You're a dan-dan-dandy crowd. (You're a dan-dan-dandy bunch.) ( There you are, a dan-dan-dandy crowd.)

15. Oh, you're gonna get yours, you're gonna get yours!

16. How about a little traveling music.

17. Mmmmmm, that's good booze!

18. Mmmmmm, you're a good group! (Mmmmmm, you're a good one!) ( Mmmm, oh, she's a good one!)

19. Hy'a Mister Dennehy. What'll you have?

20. Hey, you kids, get offa the roof!

21. Don't you dare! (Don't you dare say it!)

22. Mmmmmm, boy, are you fat!

23. I feel goood!

24. You're a nice'd man. (You're a nice'd lady.)

25. Uh, I'd like to belt you one!

26. What's the matter with you!

27. And awaaay we go!












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