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Feburary 18th 2000
Well, I personally dont like the fact that "the dogg" (as I refer to him as) has been being booed when he comes out. Its not his fault that HHH and that bi*ch Stephanie are doing all these evil deeds! I didnt see all of smack down so i cant really tell you what happened but I CAN and will put the smack down report thatwas sent to me by:XtReMeLiTeRiTeR@aol.com, so here it is all you doggy freaks!
Smackdown! Report - 02-17-00 from Fresno, California *The "DX Express" bus pulls into the arena parking lot, and DX pours out one by one! Ridin' in style, huh guys? Well, they make their way out to the ring and Mr. Ass has the mic first. He talks about how he and Road Dogg will put their tag titles on the line against The Dudley Boys. Road Dogg says that they were putting people through tables before they were even brought here from the "minor leagues". Road Dogg makes a joke at Buh Buh's speech impediment, very funny and cute :) XPac grabs the mic, and he says he will not get retribution at No Way Out. Triple H talks about Cactus Jack. He says it will be hell for Jack during and after No Way Out. He then addresses XPac, saying he's sorry he has to fight Kane no holds barred at NWA. He says he will make it up to him by going one on one with Kane tonight. XPac doesn't like it, so he suggests that he'll like the idea if he puts the WWF Title on the line. Being the friend that he is, Triple H says that's okay with him. XPac says he will take care of Cactus Jack for him tonight. Triple H says he's not that impressed, so he suggests that he takes on Cactus Jack in a falls count anywhere, hardcore match. XPac says he's down with that!! Triple H now turns to the Outlaws, and says they will put the Tag Titles on the line against The Rock and The Big Show! At first, at the mention of The Rock, the NAO are very mad!! They realize that The Rock and The Big Show will NEVER get along, so they are a bit relieved. *Mae Young and Mark Henry are talking backstage. The Holly Cousins walk by and mention how sick those two are. Mark tells them to watch their mouths, but the Holly cousins continue to mock them. Hardcore starts wailin' on Mark, and a big fight breaks out!! *Kane vs. Triple H It pretty much goes back and forth between the two int he first 5 minutes of the match. Triple H hits a nice DDT on Kane, but Kane stands right back up! Triple H can't believe it! Kane hits a sidewalk slam, then a big clothesline off the top rope!! The New Age Outlaws and XPac are in the ring now, and XPac hits the XFactor on Kane. The fans are shouting "Rocky! Rocky!", maybe hoping that The Rock will come save them. XPac starts beating up on Paul Bearer through the massive crowd. The rest of DX follows XPac, taking Paul with them. They head outside to the DX bus. They stuff him into the luggage bin on the side of the bus!!! Kane comes out there and puts Kane in there too!! The close the door and instruct the bus to start driving away!!! Winner: Match is a no contest! *Kurt Angle vs. Chyna Chyna has a nice hammerlock on Angle (she's been practicing!) and is practically dominating Angle during the match. On the outside, Angle is pushed right into the ringpost! She rams him into the steel steps....Angle knows he can't handle her, so he takes the European title and clocks Chyna with it!!! Jericho comes out for the save, but gets a big Samoan Drop despite his efforts!! Winner: Chyna by DQ *Mae and Mark are in the back, and Mark finds his way over to the APA (Acolytes Protection Agency). He asks the guys if they can watch Mae, because he has some business to attend to down at the ring. They accept, as long as he's got money! *The DX Express bus is back at the arena now...Backstage, Mae Young wants to play some poker with the Acolytes. She reaches into her bra to take out her money, and the Acolytes are more then happy to let her play!! *Tazz vs. Gangrel Gangrel goes to work early on Tazz. Tazz hits a suplex early on and follows it up with a clothesline. He hits ANOTHER suplex but Gangrel kicks out. Gangrel just walks right into The Tazzmission, and Gangrel taps out quickly! Winner: Tazz *Lilian Garcia interviews Cactus Jack He says Triple H has hit him with the truth, saying that in fact he does not know where he lives or what he's doing sometimes. He guarantees that he will get on the top of the cage at No Way Out and crash onto Triple H's body. He says he doesn't even want to worry about XPac tonight, but he will gladly beat his ass all over Fresno. *Mae and The Acolytes are still playing poker...and Mae is draining them all out of their money!! *Cactus Jack vs. XPac XPac tells Tori to go to the back, probably so she won't get hurt any worse then she already is. Cactus is on fire in the beginning of the match, he is totally manhandling XPac!!! They go the outside and XPac clobbers Cactus with a chair. Cactus throws XPac on the announcer's table, and hits him right in the gut with the chair..and then he hits him over the head! Crowd starts chanting "Foley! Foley!" as they get back in the room. XPac hits a spinning heel kick on Jack, goes for the Bronco Buster but Jack moves out of the way! XPac gets crotched on the ringpost by Jack!! OUCH! Cactus is now on the top rop, ready for THE BIG ELBOW but XPac scurries away. Jack chases XPac to the lobby of the arena, and gets hit with a table upon his entrance!! He follows XPac again, and when he catches up to him, he gets a chair thrown at him! They battle outside, and who else is waiting outside but DGeneration X! Triple H and Jack are brawling outside the bus, and the fight heads into the bus!! Stephanie is barking orders at DX, and she advises them to put Cactus in the baggage bin! Road Dogg closes the lid and says "Hey Cactus, there's No Way Out!!" How funny!! Winner: This match is a no contest! *Too Cool vs. Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko The match is hot with action between Saturn and Scotty 2 Hotty to start it out. Grandmaster Sexy gets a missle dropkick from behind on Malenko. This action is so fast, I'm having trouble keeping up! Double drop kick is what Malenko gets for his troubles. Scotty with a bulldog on Malenko. Scotty hits The Worm and the big chop!! Eddie Guerrero is in and hits Scotty with that damn lead pipe and rolls away while the ref is not looking, and The Radicals get the win. Rakishi hobbles down to the ring, obviously from what Michael Cole said, he has been injured. He walks down despite his injury and manages to hit a Samoan drop on Malenko!!! Saturn, Malenko and Guerrero set up a chair on the injured ankle and they get the ring steps as well....OUCH! He gets his ankle crushed by The Radicals. Winners: Dean Malenko and Perry Saturn *Eddie Guerrero comes out and the ring announcer says that Guerrero has told him to announce him as the winner by forfeit. Malenko and Saturn come out to celebrate with him. *Mae Young and the Acoyltes are playing poker backstage and Mae asks for a cigar. "Light me!" she says! *Kevin Kelly interviews The Rock The Rock shuts Kelly up as he rambles on...He says that there are certain things that go together like salt and pepper, The Big Show and "Yauhhhhhhhh!!" and The Rock and Wrestlemania. He says he's going to beat TBS's fat ass from pillar to post 1-2-3. He says The Rock IS going to Wrestlemania and be the WWF Champion. He adresses DX. The Rock says he does not want or need TBS as a partner. He says The Rock already has a partner that TBS will never have....the people! He says if he comes down to the ring, the Rock will lay the biggest smack down on him that his big fat ass has ever seen!!! *The DX Express bus is back once again!! Backstage, The Acolytes and Mae are playing poker again. Mae wants a beer, and she gets one!! *Edge and Christian vs. Prince Albert and The Big Bossman Hey, I thought Albert and Bossman hated each other!!! This is strange....Anyways, Edge goes for a spear into the corner, but The Bossman gets out of the way. Edge finally gets the tag to Christian, and Christian is cooking! Christian does an amazing move off the top rope, something like a Tornado Neck Breaker, or something! Edge hits the spear but he kicks out. Chrisitan gets the 1-2-3, but The Bossman and Albert, being the sore losers that they are, are a little pissed so they get they revenge. Winners: Edge and Christian *Mae and the Acolytes are still playing poker. Mae has a straight flush!! She has smoken all their cigars, drunken all their beer and taken all their money. They wonder what she really wants, so she tells them to follow her. I wouldn't do that if I were them!! *The Holly Cousins vs. Mark Henry After about 5 minutes of brawling, we see Mae Young on the ramp signaling to the back. The Acolytes come down and they do a number on Crash and Hardcore Holly!! Since this is a no DQ match, Mark gets the pin easily. Winner: Mark Henry *The New Age Outlaws vs. The Rock and The Big Show Cute intro by the boyz, AS USUAL :) The crowd absolutely errupts when the Rock comes out. They immediatly go at it, and Mr. Ass starts it out with The Great One. Nice DDT on Mr Ass, and the Rock is cookin'!!! (WOW Billy Gunn has a perfect body!! :D~~ ) Road Dogg is tagged in. Off the ropes, he is hit with a swinging neck breaker. Mr. Ass goes for a save and Road Dogg tries to cover the ROck but he kicks out. Road Dogg puts a sleeper on The Rock but he gest out of it. Roadie hits the Shake Rattle and Roll and the Crazy Legs Kneedrop on the Rock!! (I'm glad they didn't have the Rock try to fight it, I haven't seen Road Dogg hit the Shake Rattle and Roll in a while!) NAO double team on The Rock, but they get a double clothesline! Road Dogg gets a spinebuster, and Mr. Ass gets The Rock Bottom! Just as The Rock tries for the cover, The Big Show comes out and they start brawling on the outside! The Outlaws come to join in on the ass-kicking. The Big Show carries The Rock to the side of the ramp and out the door of the arena. The Rock tries to battle back, and The Rock takes The Road Dogg back near the DX Express bus! The rest of DX is back there! What an ambush! They try to get The Rock in the baggage bin, but he resists them. The Rock is fighting 5 on 1 and managing to hold his own! They finally manage to stuff him in a bin, and DX and The Big Show celebrate. The bus rolls away, and that's that....Or so we thought!! The Rock is behind TBS!! What the hell?! He hits him with some sort of object that breaks right over TBS's head!! WOW! Thanks for reading, Ms. Road Dogg aka Allison Props go out to: Allison of the doggy style newsletter and Katie! These are 2 cool chickies!