There was a girl named Karen,
Whose legs were as long as a heron's.
She reads lots of books,
And gives dirty looks.
And that's our sister Karen.

There once was a girld named Karen,
Who didn't know what she was wearin'.
She had some pants on,
But then they were gone.
And that's what let all the air in.

Karen's Korny Jokes

What's brown and sticky?

A Stick!

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!