My son spent Friday night with a couple of his friends and I thus had a chance to catch a little TV. I watched in amazement as Jay Leno went into the streets of Los Angeles and interviewed them about patriotic matters. We have a holiday coming up soon, one that we recklessly and indifferently - yet commonly - refer to as "The Fourth of July."
One conversation went like this:
Leno: "Excuse me, sir! As you know, the next holiday in the country will be held on the 4th of July, and, um, I was wondering, do you know if they have a 4th of July in France?" Pedestrian: After pondering the question: "No, I don't believe so."
Leno: "I see. Hmmm. Well, then, can you tell me what happens in France after the Third of July? Do they just jump to the Fifth of July, or what?"
Pedestrian: Laughing, "Yeah, yeah. OK, you're right! They have a Fourth of July in France!"
Leno: "Exactly! The Fourth of July happens all over the world. We don't celebrate the holiday because it's the 4th of July. We celebrate the holiday to commemorate an event, and the celebration takes place on the 4th of July because that was when the event originally occurred!"
Leno: (Turning now to other passers-by) What holiday do we celebrate on the 4th of July?
It was amazing how many people are unaware of the fact that the name of the holiday we celebrate on the 4th of July is "Independence Day."
Leno: "What and when is Independence Day?" No one seemed to know. Leno revealed it was the 4th of July, and this led to yet another question:
Leno: Independence from who, or what?
Again, he asked several people who had no idea that we were celebrating our independence from the United Kingdom.
Taking a different approach, he went on:
Leno: Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?
Pedestrian: I haven't any idea.
Leno: What was the name of the family in the hit TV Series about some black people that made it big and they were "Movin' on up?" (singing the theme song.
Pedestrian: Oh -oh, um, The Jeffersons!
Leno: So, who wrote the Declaration of Independence?
Pedestrian: Umm -- let me think - - um , OH! George Jefferson!?
So Leno tries to make it easier:
Leno: Who was the First President of the United States?
One person had no idea; another one guessed it was Abraham Lincoln!
Next question:
Leno: When was the War of 1812?
Three passers-by had no idea!!
Well, children, that's today's history lesson! And don't forget - if Mommy or Daddy hits you, you can report them to the government for child abuse and your government will come and save you. Remember, our First Lady says, "It takes a village to raise a child." We can put you in a nice shelter home called a "commune" where you'll be safe from your bad Mommy and Daddy. Can you say, "Commune?" That's the root word for "communism," children, and that's when everyone helps everyone else.
The number for Child Protective Services is 555-5555. Or just dial I-N-F-O-R-M-R.
COL. HARRY S. BACHSTEIN
"Man is not my Ultimate Judge."
©1998 Polaris News Syndicate
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of separation between church and state,
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principles will always stay in government."
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