Suzie's fault
Zack looks good in green.
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***Recycling Club***
Zack is currently the leading head president of Recycling Club. I know that it probably wasn�t the best idea to make him the head president (as you can probably see), but the only other option was Glorianne, and she doesn�t work hard enough. Zack has been using the power of Recycling Club president tyrannically, as he now has a girlfriend as well as a life. Many have asked me when his tyrannical rule will be over, and when Recycling Club will be restored to its former glory, but all I can say is that Zack is in town, and he�s here to stay.
***Politics***
Politics has been one of Zack�s strongest and weakest points in his life. Allow me to explain with an anecdote that I pieced together. One night, a long time ago, we were on this meandering date kinda thing (with other people of course) and then this one really cute girl comes up and Zack�s like �YOU LIKE BUSH!?!?!� and she�s like �YEAH!!!� Long story short, Zack did not succeed and was given the name Raymond, for some ungodly reason.
***Simpsons***
Anyone who has been in a class with Zack has probably heard his �Have you seen that Simpsons episode when *insert words*???� How he can be so into the Simpsons and not like good quality anime is beyond me, but he always has been a little off. Nevertheless, Zack knows his Simpsons very well. Whether you�re talking about 1500 France�s gay kings or merciless slaughters of Stalin, Zack can relate it to Simpsons somehow, and relate it damn well at that.
***Fanny Pack!***
Zack is currently practicing the guitar constantly, and very loud at that. But who can blame him when he is going to be part of the greatest band ever to come to exist. Yes, you heard right folks, the Fanny Pack is going to hit is big, and hit it hot. From Zimbabwe to Antarctica, our almost naked bodies (minus the fanny pack outfits) will be jiggling all around, giving music back to the world like the great bands before us. Currently, we have sound financial, transportation, and somewhat talent related plans. As soon as we get some songs ready, and collect a few more cans, we�ll be ready to unleash Zack�s manhood on the world� in more ways than 3.
***Guitar***
More specifically than the paragraph above, this paragraph is going to focus in on the musical talents of Zack as an individual, or as the band likes to call him, �Dog Fang.� Zack is probably the most talented person in our band so far for two reasons. First of all, he practices very frequently, if not too frequently. You can often find him playing his guitar in his room way too loudly, or just plucking strings to make other people mad. Secondly, the only other person in the band at the moment is me, and although my voice is as signature as Frank Sinatra�s, I�m afraid that it isn�t the thought that counts this time. All and all, Zack needed a 5th paragraph to boost him into the same length as other people, so he got one!!! This is probably the best one I�ve written too. It�s sweet man.
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