Sarah is ALWAYS happy!
Sarah's head betwen Liz's legs
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***Mr. Hanna's Class***
I really met Sarah for the first time in 10th grade in Mr. Hanna�s class, and I don�t want to sound like a giant queer or anything, but that�s where all the chemistry really took place. Hahahahaha. No really, we are friends. Hahahahaha. No seriously, up top. Hahahahaha. Anyways, that�s the place where I found out the true, and hidden nature of Sarah�s kindness. True, she would steal my stuff constantly, hit me, and often seduce me away from completing my work, but she�s just a little girl, it isn�t really her fault. Sarah and I would often discuss interesting things such as anime and school work, and eventually sat by each other I think. Long story short, our friendship grew faster than a wave of light, and before we knew it, our love was too much to be torn apart!!! But then it was�
***Swimming***
Sarah often swims for the Paschal swim team, as well as for pleasure in her own pool/Jacuzzi system located behind her house. Her special layer of skin, which is impermeable to water, allows Sarah to travel through the water quickly. I have never watched Sarah swim in meets or competitions, but I am sure she is quite good for a girl. Sarah prefers freestyle rap and sidestroke videos. She is also good at the breast. Despite all of this practice and Darwinism however, Sarah�s water volleyball skills are not to be admired. She IS a swimmer though, and chicks dig swimmers.
***Lupin III***
Like most of my friendships, me and Sarah�s revolve deeply around our mutual affection for anime. Although I think that she has quite poor choices in anime, she is still a very badass charachter!!! I�m sorry. This isn�t really even about anime. Sarah doesn�t even like anime. I just figured if I cuss then it would make me cool. However, Sarah and my relationship still did develop drastically due to anime. Sarah hosted the first Lupin III watching party, which was a major failure in terms of anime. Sarah got very jealous of Fujiko�s erotic behavior and large breasts, and verbally attacked her. It was very cruel of her. It�s not her fault she�s beautiful. Anyways, I still like Sarah better than Fujiko, and I still like Lupin III better than life. Rock on Sarah. Rock out Anime!!!
***Sarah's Family***
Sarah has a fairly normal family. Her mom is real cool, having obvious dominance over the household, yet using it as gently as kittens nibbling your finger. She is a real cool mom, and even makes fun of me a lot. When it comes to me, I guess it�s a bonding thing. She also has two brothers, Matthew and David, who are also very cool. They enjoy anime a lot, unlike Sarah, and look up to me as their best role model. With Sarah around, they need a REAL role model. One is at Paschal now running Cross Country, and one is in jail. Sarah also has two more other family members, who I have not seen much of. Her 10 year old sister, Kristen enjoys hiding when I arrive, and her dad feels sickened by my presence. All and all, it�s a pretty normal family, yet pretty extraordinary too. I like the Norrises.
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