This is not Andrew's girlfriend
Andrew knows how to gangbang
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***Nerd***
Andrew Judge is a nerd. Not only does he score over 100 on math tests and everything else, but he is also good at the PSAT and SAT and stuff like that. He enjoys studying things such as Calculus and Boys Life magazines, and once commented to me on the thermodynamics of washing machines. How he would know these things I do not know, but it was true. By damn it was true.
***Girlfriend***
Andrew also has a girlfriend named K for short. Nobody knows her real name, but we all like the name K because it's kind of mysterious and sexy and stuff. Not to mention that she is kinda sexy. I will admit that I was kind of surprised to hear that Andrew has a girlfriend, since even Matthew does not (Matthew needs one), but after thinking back to what a great guy Andrew is, it�s now very easy to comprehend. I mean� look at his nickname.
***Black***
Looking at Andrew you wouldn�t really see it, but it's there. It�s deep in his soul, deep in his heart, deep in his throat. No my friends, it isn�t a penis; it's an African American soul. Andrew is indeed black. I've seen it myself with my own bare hands. He can dance like a black person, rap like a black person, and even listen to loud music like a black person. He is also kind of gangster. Rock on nig!
***Troop 17***
Andrew Judge is part of a boy(toy)scout Troop 17. Exceedingly bad commentary has been reported about Troop 17, but their nice guys really. Too nice to be loved. They are kind of like the Valparaiso nerd white people of the scouting world, whereas all other scouting troops are the Forth Worth Happy Go Lucky kind of people. Andrew is currently only a star scout, and no one really sees any hope or has any faith in Andrew getting further than that. We all say we do though. Good luck sucker!
***Synchronized Swimming***
True, the myth of synchronized swimming being only for young lesbian girls is still well known and loved, but one night Andrew decided to face that taboo they call Male synchronized swimming, and take it like a man. Andrew, the creator or the "Varsity Male Synchronized Swimming Team" (VMSST), led his faithful and well-built team of Brian and me into a routine not yet seen by anyone. Twists and turns, boats and rocketships, you name it. We EXECUTED! If we had decided to put on swimsuits that night, we probably could have made it to the Olympics. Maybe even won something, who knows. The point of this isn't to say we're queers, or to say that Brian likes rocketships, but instead to be used as an inspirational story for you guys and straight girls out there. YOU can join synchronized swimming too!
***6 Pargraphs***
Andrew Judge gets 6 paragraph sections. He is a lucky guy. It isn�t that I love Andrew more than everyone else, it's just that I wrote his 4 paragraphs first, and so they are not quite as long as some of the other paragraphs I wrote about people. His paragraphs are more succinct, terse, and brusque. They also get right to the point. In this paragraph I will not discuss anything about Andrew though, so it is still even. But I must say, Andrew is very, very cool.
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