Playin' Footy

I played for Armadale
In red and black, yep No 1
The Coach was Bulla Steele
(his real name's Alan?)
And footy co-chers peke
A nuthearl Ang widge
"Oi wonn long kicks dar ner senner.
Lookfer Borldy
Givvertwim rye tonnert it
Iffyer carn picker up
Sinker slipper innerer
Enlotsa torkin
Hell pyer mase-sowt
If someone’s onnis ammer leddim NO
Lotser shepper ding
Doan worry barter Rump
Lee Vimterrme"
At rainin - sprints
C'mon git moovin
Inner line
Waiter lie tellyouse
Juss joggin
Keeper go were nah
Wry toe fellers
Put a tin nah
Cmon put a tin fellers
Ten yahs
Hup!
Rite nah
maker Sir cool
Yag otter corl frit
Pootit owten frunter rim
Nunner them mungrel pungkics
Stab passers
An keep moovin

Youse peak Foopball?

Webmasters notes;
--Some of my Dad's many interests include botany (which he did at UWA), footy, jokes, and prose such as above....

--The authors' son (webmaster of this website) also had the honour of playing for the red and black (although only as a 12 year old in 1986) Armadale Demons.
The red and black U/13's knocked off Forrestdale (who had a season similiar to Port Adelaide in 2003) in the GF to win the flag,
and also played a little league game for East Perth at Subi oval.
See photo below after one of the games at Gwynne Park in 1986;