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Hollywood Bitchslap is the only place to look for movie
reviews, both new and old. It's a site run by Internet geeks like
you and me, and gives you an opportunity to read reviews from the public.
They also give you, the reader, a chance to sound off about any film your
little heart desires. Check it out. I review there on the occassion.
I go under the name CaptNish. My reviews are usually about the movie,
and then how much I wanna fuck the hot actresses in the flick. No
matter what I do, I can't get away from the "Chicks I Wanna Nail" theme. |
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Can you believe I actually work on a TV show? Yeah, not too many
people do. They always say, "Nate, everything I've ever heard come
out of your mouth is 100% wrong in every way. How can you write jokes
for a TV show?" Well, 9 times out of 10, my jokes and ideas are turned
down for being too tasteless. But occasionally, a real gem'll get
through. I also do a lot of technical/behind-the-scenes bullshit
there too, so I'm not just your average stooge. Well, at least they
tell me I'm not.... |
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If you are here, then chances are, at one point, you were
there. Iron Mike runs a e-zine off of the Ween
homepage (a very kick ass band if you've never heard them). In
the 'zine, he rambles about, well himself, to be quite frank. It's
pretty cool. Anyway, at the end of every 'zine, he sports a link
to some crazy shit on the web, and one of the days, he posted a link to
me. Well, that's when the infamous "counter explosion" began, and
that's when I began getting email like a motherfucker. So, since
I owe a lot to him, you all should go check out his site. |
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Ah, hell. They gave me this site for free, the least my ungrateful
ass can do is give 'em a stupid link on my hompage (even though the motherfuckers
put their own goddamn links and pop-up windows all over the place).
Anyone can join and get a shitload of webspace. It's kinda cool in
a way. |
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These cats are the ones who hooked me up with the chat
area and the little
quiz thing, so I have to give them their space. It's all free,
and the offer like guestbooks and counters and all other kinds of things.
It's a pretty cool place to find neat little free shit for your web page,
so they get my props. |
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CGI For Me gives out free cgi scripts to whomever wants 'em.
For this page I use their guestbook and their mailing list. They're
pretty cool. They hook you up with some good stuff. Only downside
is that the site isslow as fuck. But really, what can you do?
It's free. |
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My very first award. And I wear it well.
This came from Twoey.com. Twoey is a site with shitloads of links
to other pages and all. Trust me, there's some pretty cool shit on
there. Tasteless jokes and all kinds of wacky mind numbing shit that'll
give yah something to do when you're sittin' around looking for fucked
up web pages that you can tell all of your buddies about just how fucking
weird it is. Kinda like this site. |
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Well, my site was one of the spotlight sites on the Crapco.com Comedy
Connection page for Sunday, Dec. 6th. Danny's quote about the page
is pretty funny too. "Now I admit that when I was 8 years old, I had a
thing for Daphne from 'The Scooby Doo Mysteries.' But this guy goes
way off the art palette." Heh, that's great. It's definitely
an honor, 'cause that means that somebody out there thinks I'm funny.
It's a "Stuff (and Nonsense) -- Part 2" page. I wonder which one
my site falls under... |
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"If you ever thought your wishes were unattainable, spare a thought
for Nate Runkel. His fantasies (described in disturbing detail) involve
sex with cartoon characters. Not only that, but his objects of desire include
Peppermint Patty and Velma from Scooby Doo." -- Grouse Site of
the Day, 11/20/98
I don't think I could've said it any better myself. |
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Hey man....since they linked to me, I'll link to them. It's like
I was always taught, "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." |
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Ever since I submitted my site to these guys, 'business has been booming'
(Odd choice of words seeing as how I make not a dime off of this site).
But, they are, without a doubt, the very first place I check when I'm looking
for something on the web (Read: porn). They rock. Here's a
link to the category I'm listed in. |
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More proof that I am warped in the brain. This is the Official
Sifl n Olly Homepage. If you ask me, this is one of the funniest
shows that MTV has ever put on TV. Dude... I hate to say it, but
they are so crescent fresh. I mean, Sifl, Olly, Chester, Precious
Roy... you just can't go wrong. This show has stoner bait written
all over it. Check it out. |