This is Aunt Chamoo's first attempt at writing her own stuff on this page.

Isn't it good, so far?? As soon as I really get the hang of this,
I'm gonna bore you crazy with unsolicited ADVICE.

But first, I have to find out how to make the words go WHERE I want them. (This is what I have Aunt Robyn for!!)
Hmmm... Until then, don't do anything you don't want ANYONE to know about.

You can, however, ask for advice in the meantime. Aunt Chamoo is ON!

Here's a letter I received recently:

"Dear Aunt Chamoo,
I'm in love with a guy my folks don't approve of. His name is Jerome Bigfoot...of the Tennesse Bigfoots. He's SUCH a wonderful guy!!! Always bringing me little gifts of roadkill, and letting me brush the tangles out of his fur....uh...I mean, hair. And he wears a size 22 shoe...you know what THAT means, don't you? Anyway, my folks are really giving me a hard time about this relationship....should'nt true love ( and a lot of detangler) conquer all? Just because he's very tall and hairy is no reason for my folks to try and get rid of him...right? At any rate, we have decided to run away together....to his home cave in the Great Smokey Mountains. I'm not sure about those late night walks he seems to crave, but all in all, my love for him is so animalistic, I think I can get used to anything. We plan to live far away from all of our relatives, at least until we have a little furball of our own. Please respond soon... I'm about to wipe out my savings account to buy a years supply of extra large flea collars."
Sincerely,
Loves Hairy Dudes