This misdirected message was inadvertently delivered to my office. Sorry for the delay - I hope it is not too late. Please help forward to the right people.
STARDATE 10357.22 (March 28, 1997)
To: Heaven's Gate Personnel:
DUE TO EXTENSIVE TAIL WINDS CAUSED BY THE COMET HALE-BOPP, PICKUP OF THE 39 PASSENGERS HAS BEEN DELAYED UNTIL 3024 WHEN WE PASS THE PLANET AGAIN.
DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING AT THIS TIME
*** REPEAT ***
DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING AT THIS TIME