CONSUMER REPORT #2

 

ERYSICHTHON'S PALACE

 
 

                                                                               Erysichthon
                                        lives in a palace
                                                     built on the richest
                                                                  corner of the world,
                                        situated directly
                                                     over the heart
                                                                  of the earth.
                                        The walls are made
                                                     of alabaster
                                                                  polished every day.
                                        Ten thousand people
                                                     devote their lives
                                                                  to polishing those walls,
                                        washing away the filth
                                                     of Erysichthon’s feast
                                                                  to admit the sun;
                                        dust, dirt and stains
                                                     cloud the numinosity
                                                                  as fast as they can scrub.
                                        There is blood on the walls
                                                     of the alabaster palace;
                                                                  one million sacrifices
                                        offered daily
                                                     stain the walls
                                                                  where Erysichthon dwells.
 

                                        The Earth groans
                                                     under the weight
                                                                  of Erysichthon.
                                        On quiet nights
                                                     you can hear the Earth
                                                                  moaning its lament.
                                        On nights when Erysichthon
                                                     through his alabaster walls
                                                                  looks greedily to the sky,
                                        the moon shivers
                                                     and thanks its lucky stars
                                                                  for being so remote.
 

                                        Massive is the palace
                                                     of Erysichthon,
                                                                  it covers twenty acres.
                                        One hundred rooms
                                                     the palace holds,
                                                                  and twice as many halls.
                                        On every wall hang
                                                     paintings, every hall
                                                                  is lined with statuary.
                                        The great art works
                                                     of every age
                                                                  bedeck the gaudy palace,
                                        displayed only to feast
                                                     Erysichthon, and stained
                                                                  with sacrificial blood.
                                        And every morning
                                                     Erysichthon picks his nose
                                                                  and wipes it on a painting;
                                        today on Monet,
                                                     yesterday on Goya,
                                                                  tomorrow on Van Gogh.
                                        Every artist must submit
                                                     their work to him
                                                                  on penalty of death.
                                        He praises first
                                                     and next disgraces
                                                                  and then bellows for more,
                                        until the artist
                                                     bends down cruelly
                                                                  and breaks beneath the yoke.
                                        Musicians he wears down daily
                                                     as they endeavor
                                                                  to tickle his tone deaf ears.
                                        Singers and poets
                                                     strain their voices
                                                                  praising him with odes and plaudits;
                                        singing: he called
                                                     for bowl and pipe
                                                                  and fiddlers three.
                                        Singing in fright
                                                     of their fate
                                                                  should their voices crack.
 

                                        Intimidated attendants
                                                     wait on him,
                                                                  his every beck and call.
                                        comb his hair
                                                     and pick his teeth
                                                                  and keep his anus clean,
                                        attending to
                                                     his every need,
                                                                  insuring his comfort.
                                        They perfume his body
                                                     with essence of rose
                                                                  and lilac water,
                                        but his foul excretions
                                                     overpower the flowers
                                                                  with odors of musky decay.
                                        They pamper and cater,
                                                     hunting rare cuisines
                                                                  to stave his cravings.
                                        They tend his palace,
                                                     washing and sweeping,
                                                                  scrubbing and dusting
                                        the hundred rooms
                                                     and two hundred halls
                                                                  which never have been used.
                                        There are guest rooms
                                                     where no guest
                                                                  has ever dwelt;
                                        game rooms
                                                     where no cards
                                                                  were ever dealt;
                                        ball rooms
                                                     which never heard a minuet
                                                                  or stepped to a dancer’s waltz.
                                        But every room
                                                     must be kept in shape
                                                                  should Erysichthon perchance
                                        some day fancy
                                                     to take a stroll
                                                                  and survey his domain.
 

                                        In the basement
                                                     a mighty furnace
                                                                  presents its gaping maw;
                                        fed the rarest fuel
                                                     it churns out heat
                                                                  and powers the entire palace.
                                        Near by the furnace
                                                     pipes lead down
                                                                  plumbing the depths,
                                        pumping up blood,
                                                     the Earth’s heart blood,
                                                                  to feed the raging fire.
                                        One hundred men
                                                     shovel the fuel
                                                                  into the flaming maw.
                                        The furnace belches
                                                     heartburn heat
                                                                  as it digests the Earth.
 

                                        By far, the largest rooms
                                                     in the entire palace
                                                                 are larder, kitchen and dining room.
                                        One hundred butchers
                                                     man the larder
                                                                 where sacrifices continue day and night.
                                        These putchers live in blood
                                                     and sleep in blood--
                                                                  their hair is clotted,
                                        skin is red--
                                                     and when they cough,
                                                                  they cough up blood.
                                        And everything
                                                     passes over
                                                                  their butcher’s black.
                                        And everything that lives
                                                     ends its life at the edge
                                                                  of their butcher’s blade.
                                        Before the meat has been
                                                     bled out or hung
                                                                  on hooks to dry
                                        it is passed on
                                                      to waiting chefs
                                                                  to be roasted and fried.
                                        Ten thousand chefs
                                                     and of bakers
                                                                  an equal number
                                        are shackled
                                                     to their stoves,
                                                                  there worked to death
                                        perpetually cooking
                                                     and serving up
                                                                  an eternal provender.
                                        Fresh from the oven
                                                     without a chance to cool
                                                                  each dish delivered
                                        to Erysichthon’s table
                                                     disappears immediately
                                                                  down his bottomless gullet.
                                        Waiters carve and serve,
                                                     harried and hurried,
                                                                  forking food into the ravenous maw;
                                        so fat is the master
                                                     that he cannot reach
                                                                  his mouth with his own hands.
                                        Dexterious attendants
                                                     poke morsels between
                                                                  his clashing teeth;
                                        voracious teeth,
                                                     more dangerous
                                                                  than Kharybdis.
                                        And every attendant
                                                     can raise a hand to show
                                                                  where they lost a finger.
                                        Such is the nightmare,
                                                     the endless torment
                                                                  of Erysichthon’s palace.
 

                                        Every man is his slave
                                                     for toil, for pleasure
                                                                  every woman is his whore,
                                        and every life
                                                     is spent in effort
                                                                  to satisfy his hunger.
                                        Ever he keeps a woman
                                                     waiting, ready to milk
                                                                  his loins;
                                        and when she grows
                                                     too familiar or too old
                                                                  to arouse in him desire,
                                        he sends her to the butchers
                                                     and to the chefs, to dress her
                                                                  for his dinner table.
 

                                        And every slave and every whore,
                                                     and every attendant and every furnacestoker,
                                                                  even every butcher and chef,
                                        when their time draws near
                                                     and life is at an end
                                                                  is brought down to the larder
                                        to feed the master,
                                                     serving in death
                                                                  as well as life.
                                        Endless the appetite
                                                     of Erysichthon
                                                                  and his alabaster palace.
 

                                        We toil, we fools,
                                                     squandering our lives
                                                                  to feed unappeasable
                                        Erysichthon.
 
 
 

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