Senior Warden:
LEAPS SHORT BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND, IS MORE POWERFUL THAN A SWITCH ENGINE JUST AS FAST AS A SPEEDING BULLET,AND WALKS ON WATER IF THE SEA IS CALM AND TALKS WITH G-D.

Junior Warden:
LEAPS SHORT BUILDINGS WITH A RUNNING START AND FAVORABLE WINDS, IS ALMOST AS POWERFUL AS A SWITCH ENGINE, IS FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BB AND WALKS ON WATER IN A INDOOR POOL AND TALKS WITH G-D WITH SPECIAL APPROVAL .

Treasurer:
MAKES HIGH MARKS ON THE WALL WHEN TRYING TO LEAP BUILDINGS, IS RUN OVER BY A LOCOMOTIVE, CAN SOMETIMES HANDLE A GUN WITHOUT INFLICTING SELF INJURY, DOG PADDLES AND TALKS TO ANIMALS.

Steward:
FALLS OVER DOORSTEP WHEN TRYING TO ENTER BUILDINGS, SAYS "LOOK AT THE CHOO CHOO," SQUIRTS HIMSELF WITH A WATER PISTOL, PLAYS IN MUD PUDDLES, AND MUDDLES TO HIMSELF.

Tiler:
RUNS INTO BUILDINGS, RECOGNIZES LOCOMOTIVES TWO OUR OF THREE TIMES, IS NOT ISSUED AMMUNITION, CAN STAY AFLOAT WITH A LIFE JACKET, TALKS TO WALLS.

Secretary:
LIFTS BUILDINGS AND WALKS UNDER THEM, KICKS LOCOMOTIVES OF THE TRACKS, CATCHES SPEEDING BULLETS IN HIS TEETH AND EATS THEM, FREEZES WATER WITH A SINGLE GLANCE AND ANSWERS ONLY TO G-D.