Ocean Star's Faire


~Ocean Star's Faire~


Welcome to the Faire! There's games, jokes, a casino, and much more. Don't forget to stop by the kitchen for a delicious treat. Enjoy your stay!

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~A White Rose~

The red rose whispers of passion,
And the white rose breathes of love.
O, the red rose is a falcon,
And the white rose is a dove.
But I send you a cream-white rosebud,
With a flush on its petal tips,
For love that is purest and sweetest,
Has a kiss of desire on the lips.
~John Boyle O'Reily

~Ocean Star's Casino~

Step right up and give the slot machine a whirl! Try your luck as a one-armed bandit.


Want to see how compatible you are with your mate? Well, step right up and ask our astrologer!


Feeling stressed? We've got a cure for what ills you! Step right up and try it yourself!


~Lessor Known Dr. Suess Titles~

~CAUTION: Dragon Crossing~

~Ocean Star's Thoughtful Spot~

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? * Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? * Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? * Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds? * If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? * Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? * Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? * How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? * If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? * If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose? * If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? * If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? * If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? * You know how most packages say "open here", well what's the protocol if the package says, "open somewhere else"? * Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? * Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways? * Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? * Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? * You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? * Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio? * If you have your finger touching a rearview mirror that says "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how is that possible? * Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? * If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? * Why is it called a TV set when you only get one? * Why does your nose run and your feet smell? * Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? * If "pro" is the opposite of "con", is progress the opposite of congress? * Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? * Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? * Why is it called a building" when it is already built?


~The Faire Kitchen~

Welcome to the Kitchen! Now you can get the recipe for your favorite Faire cuisine.


~The Town Cryer~


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