Kirk	I am Kirok! (oops)
Kirk	Kirk I am.
Kang	That Kirk I am. That Kirk I am. I do not like that Kirk I am.
Kirk	Do you like fists when they land?
Kang	I do not like them Kirk I am.
Kirk	Do you like them on your lip?
Kang	I do not like them on my lip.
Kirk	Do you like them on a ship?
Kang	I do not like them on a ship.
Kang	I do not like fists when they land. I do not like them Kirk I am.
Kirk	Do you like them on a ridge?
Kirk	Do you like them on the bridge?
Kang	I do not like them on a ridge. I do not like them on the bridge.
Kang	I do not like them on my lip. I do not like them on a ship.
Kang	I do not like fists when they land. I do not like them Kirk I am.
Kirk	Do you like them ‘cross your chops’?
Kirk	Don’t you like the many bops?
Kang	I do not like them ‘cross my chops’. I do not like the many bops.
Kang	I do not like them on a ridge. I do not like them on the bridge.
Kang	I do not like them on my lip. I do not like them on a ship.
Kang	I do not like fists when they land. I do not like them Kirk I am.
Kirk	Do you like them in the dust? Surely this does not disgust.
Kirk	You will like them. You will see. They will make you full of glee.
Kang	I do not like them in the dust. This subject should not be discussed.
Kang	I do not like them can’t you see. They do not give me any glee.
Kang	I do not like them ‘cross my chops’. I do not like the many bops.
Kang	I do not like them on a ridge. I do not like them on the bridge.
Kang	I do not like them on my lip. I do not like them on a ship.
Kang	I do not like fists when they land. I do not like them Kirk I am.
Kirk	Do you like them in the rain? Tell me, don’t you like the pain?
Kang	I do not like them in the rain. I do not much enjoy the pain.
Kang	I do not like them in the dust. This subject should not be discussed.
Kang	I do not like them can’t you see. They do not give me any glee.
Kang	I do not like them ‘cross my chops’. I do not like the many bops.
Kang	I do not like them on a ridge. I do not like them on the bridge.
Kang	I do not like them on my lip. I do not like them on a ship.
Kang	I do not like fists when they land. I do not like them Kirk I am.
Kirk	You do not like them? That’s so lame. A Klingon? You should be ashamed!
Kirk	I don’t know why you’re such a pill. You’re supposed to fight. Where is your will!
Kang	Okay, okay, let’s do our worst. But hitting let me be the first.
Kang	(POW!)
Kirk	(Out Cold!)
Kang	Hey! I like fists when they land. I really like them Kirk I am.
Kang	And that’s for saying I am lame. A Klingon. I am not ashamed.
Kang	I don’t know why I was a pill. But you sure helped restore my will.
Kang	And I do like fists in the rain. I very much enjoy the pain.
Kang	And I do like them in the dust. I’m glad this subject was discussed.
Kang	I do so like them as you see. And yes you’re right they give me glee.
Kang	I like them when they ‘cross your chops’. And when I give you many bops.
Kang	I like them when I’m on a ridge. And also when I’m on your bridge.
Kang	I do not mind them cross my lip. It’s worth it if I’m on your ship.
Kang	So, yes I like fists when they land. Thank you! Thank you, Kirk I am.

Obvious fiction. Kirk wouldn't taunt a Klingon. He'd just shoot him and get it over with. :)
Written by Curtis Fox

[William Shatner] [Star Trek TOS]