GRACIE
I am.

GEORGE
(Continuing to audience)
It's really a thrill for us to be so well accepted by you people.

GRACIE
I am.

GEORGE I must tell you what happened when we found out we had been booked to play the Victoria Palace. Our Agent, Tom Fitzpatrick, told us that we were booked to play London for four weeks. We were thrilled, because although we had played in vaudeville all over America, we never dreamed that one day we'd be--

GRACIE I am. If my brother Willie was here, I could do something alone if my brother was here. But my brother isn't here so I'll have to do something by myself. (Turning to George) My poor brother Willie, he was held up last night. Willie...my brother...was held up...last night...Willie...held up...my brother.

GEORGE
(Turning to Gracie)
Your brother.

GRACIE
He was held up.

GEORGE
Your brother was held up?

GRACIE
Yeah, by tow men.

GEORGE
Where?

GRACIE
All the way home.

GEORGE
Your brother must drink a lot.

GRACIE
So does my brother

GEORGE
Hasn't your mother ever tried to do something about your brother Willie's drinking?

GRACIE
She sent him to a psychiatrist, and the psychiatrist worked and worked to get to the bottom of his drinking, and finally he found out Willie's problem.

GEORGE
What was it?

GRACIE
He likes to drink.

GEORGE
So does my brother.

GRACIE
Hasn't you mother ever sent him to a--

GEORGE
Say good night, Gracie.

GRACIE
Good night.