|
George: Gracie, what day is it today? Gracie: Well, I don't know. George: You can find out if you look at that paper on your desk. Gracie: Oh, George, that doesn't help. It's yesterday's paper.
George: Look, it's got a coat of arms. It's a bonified castle.
George: ...Since the 15th century Totley castle has been the seat of the earl of... |
|||
Fred Astaire: Good old Totley castle. Gracie: Isn't it beautiful? It's almost pretty enough to be a filling station George: Filling station? This castle is more than 300 years old. Fred: Oliver Cromwell went through here in 1648. Gracie: Well that was good time in those days. Fred: I mean he went through the castle, Gracie. Gracie: Couldn't stop the car, huh? George and Fred: No! Couldn't stop the car! |
Gracie: Oh, George. Imagine meeting a deep-sea diver here of all places. George: Deep-sea diver? That's a suit of armor. Gracie: Mr. Armor must be somewhere in his underwear, he's not in his suit. George: Probably stepped out for a smoke. Gracie: Oh. |
|||
Keggs (butler/tour guide of Totley castle): Admission is one shilling. Gracie: Well, we usually get more than that, but give us our shillings and we'll go in. Keggs: But I don't pay the people madame, the people pay me. Gracie: Oh, well then give me my money back. Keggs: But you didn't give me any money! Gracie: That's not my fault! George: Here's your money mister. Keggs: Thank you! [George enters the castle] Gracie: How much did he give you? Keggs: Two shillings. Gracie: And how much is the admission? Keggs: One shilling. Gracie: Oh. Well, give me my change! Keggs: Oh, I beg your pardon madame. I was a little confused for the moment. Gracie: Uh-huh. |
|
|||
Scene: inside the tunnel of love Reggie (Gracie's escort): Lovely weather, isn't it? Gracie: Yah, it's a shame we can't see it. Reggie: Rather. Gracie: By the way did you see the papers this morning? Reggie: No, did you see them? Gracie: No but I wish this were yesterday. Although I didn't see the papers yesterday morning. Did you see the papers yesterday morning? Reggie: No. Gracie: I never see the papers, but they're nice to talk about. Reggie: Yes, they're so true to life. Gracie: Oh, aren't we all? |
|