Boudreaux's wife (Ruby) she go to the local newspaper and say she want to put in the Obituary Column that Boudreaux died. They told her it would be $1.00 per word.

She said, "Here $2.00. You put in dere dat BOUDREAUX DIED."

Editor said, "Surely you want say more dan dat."

She say, "Mais, no, just Boudreaux died."

The editor said, "Well, you're a little upset. Brought youself back here tomorrow and you will probably tink of somethin' else."

Ruby come back next day, and say, "Yeh, I taught of somethin else, here $5.00.

You write BOUDREAUX DIED, BOAT FOR SALE."