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Mae's Mini-Mall of Maniacal Mayhem and Malkavian-Made Madness


"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the plaid.
It was green and orange and purple and I think we've all been had.
But if you're with the clothes police, then slap the cuffs on me,
The Fashion Industry!!!"

Heellllloooo!!!!!!
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Welcome to my little bitty-teeny-tiny bit of the web the nice-men-and-ladies-of-the-evening and all the ships-at-sea gave me!!! I'm Mae White, but you can call me Mae...or was it Ethel? Never mind. We have a treat in store for all you insanity-shoppers out there...the original and unadulterated link to the one and only Book-of-Not!!! (insert applause here).

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If you click that little white thingie with the cord attached to it On this spot , you will go to the land of Not.

If you are a new Mommy or Daddy Vampire and have a little bitty baby Childe, about 6 or 7 or 8 so, then read THIS.

If you like what you see and read, then you can E-Mail me at Stella's and apply to the Honorary Malkavian Society where you will recieve a unique, one-of-a-kind T-Shirt, hand-stitched and bloodied by your favorite Malkavian celebrity!
But look! there's more!.....You'll also recieve in the mail each month a genuine human hand, autographed by the owner via Necromancy (love those Giovanni!) and wrapped in a length of cow intestine (also autographed...but we're not telling how!). All this for the measley sum of $1,000,000,000,000 in Monopoly money and a small (Ie. 100 pint) blood donation to the cause!
Bet you can't get a deal like that from the Tremere!!!!


"Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. But give a man a stick of dynamite and at least he'll die with his stomach full!"

"Q: Are you schizophrenic?
A: The others told you? didn't they?!"

-Puck